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Kriss*Rain Gurl

It's Never Too Late To Become What You Could Have Been...

About Me

How do you describe your self in these little paragraphs without sounding boring? I am outgoing and totally nuts, but alot more stable than most people I know. I spend most of my time riding my imaginary motorcycle, doing photography, Dancing whenever possible, taking over the world with the coolest chick alive (who you may know better as Faeryjane), and Pirating the former smoking section at Bickfords. I am easy going and extremely open minded, but will tell you what i am thinking, and dont usually give a shit if you like it or not. When people meet me, they say I'm hard to read, but I'm really not that complicated. Music and dancing keep me sane, my mentor is my cat, Sativa, and I look to the moon for solice when I am lonely...How 'bout you?

My Interests


There are so many things I love and am interested in. these are just a few: *Dancing*Fashion Design*Photography*Music*Modeling*Faeryjane*Ridding the World of Shitty Bumper Stickers*Hello Kitty*Psychology*Art*Dancing*70's Pornography*Ebay*My Super Sexy Car*Tattoos/Piercings*Chocolate*Latex*Fetish*

To see some of my photography, please check out the photos labled "K.L." on my friend Raquel's page!! Click the link below!
View My Photography Here!!

I'd like to meet:

Artists, photographers, and evil monkeys! Anyone open minded with something real to say. I'm not looking for love on here, so If that's all you're interested in, you need not apply, unless you're that guy down there in the pink furry boots (seriously!). I totally appreciate a sense of humor, and am a great lover of everything random! If you have a private profile, please dont bother sending me a friend request cause it's too much of a pain in the ass to accept you just to have to delete you. The same applies to anyone under 18.

*NOTE: Please do not use my page as a place to shamelessly promote yourself unless I say its cool! Thats what YOUR fucking profile is for!! If you do, it WILL be deleted.*

**NOTE II: I am a very busy person and am not always able to respond to every email and comment. Its not because I hate you, or dont think your cool...Its because I dont spend every goddamn waking hour on here like some of ya'll do, so lay off on the resentments ane hatemail. I love you all so dont be all silly and insecure!!**
*(More than anything, this guy!!)*

Music:

*Intelligent Breaks* Drum and Bass/Jungle* Progressive Trance* Deep House* Sandra Collins* BT* Tori Amos* Portise Head* Tool* Prodigy* Sasha* Perfect Circle* Dj Rap* Aphrodite* DJ Monk* LTJ Bukem* Hybrid* Rabbit In The Moon* Judge Jules* Radio Head* Paul Okenfold* Dave Seaman* Dj Tiesto* Ani DiFranco* Limp Bizkit* Dr Dre* Mos Def* Jackie-O* A Tribe Called Quest* De La Soul* Deltron* Gorillaz* Paul Van Dyke* Linkin Park* Benni Benassi* Deftones* Blood For Blood* DJ Icey* Uberzone* DJ Dara* Olive* Orbital* Stabbing Westward* Aesops Rock* Led Zeplin* Lo Fidelity Allstars* Dollshead* Red Man* Method Man* Dieselboy* Tommie Sunshine* Atmosphere* Andy C* Block Party* Lamb* Sage Francis*

Movies:

*The Life Aquatic*Donnie Darko*Old School*Super Troopers*L.A. Story* Killer Clowns From Outterspace*Requiem For A Dream*South Park (Bigger, Longer...)*Anchorman*Run Lola Run*Tank Girl*Texas Chainsaw Massacar*Kill Bill('s)*Butterfly Effect*The Ring*The Grudge*Fear and Loathing...*Half Baked*The Sweetest Thing*Death to Smootchie*Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back*Old James Bond*Sideways*28 Days*Zoolander*Boondock Saints*Fifth Element*Hamlet*SLC Punk*SAW*Sean of the Dead*American History-X*Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle*Dark City*House of a Thousand Corpses*Session 9*Mall Rats*Amadeaus*Dogma*Unleashed*Sin City*The Virgin Suicides*Gia*The Rejected Cartoons*Crank*

Television:

*South Park*Family Guy*The X-Files(does that make me such a bad person?!)*CSI*MXC*The Simpsons*SpongeBob Squarepants*Super Milk Chan*E!*The Girls Next Door

Books:

*Veronica, By Nicholas Christopher (simply the best book ever written)*Seriously though, I am a total book worm and will read ANYTHING!! (including the shampoo bottle when I get bored in the shower)

Heroes:

*Raquel!!!*Betty Page*Tank Girl*Alexander McQueen*

My Blog

The Dick-Wad-Squad Does America!! (Updated)

The cross-country road trip is finally here! Watch out America! Lock up your sons (and underage daughters)!! These jive ass fools are on the way! (More pictures to come) Cant fuck with these...
Posted by Kriss on Sat, 12 Aug 2006 10:30:00 PST

Am I Like Famous? Or something?! And What The Fuck Is G4TV?!?!

So I Keep getting all these wierd emails and friends requests relating to this whole G4TV-Attack of the Show-Myspace Girl of the Week-thing, and I'm totally confused. To begin with, I have ABSOLUTELY ...
Posted by Kriss on Sat, 24 Jun 2006 09:42:00 PST

MY PUSSY'S CUTE-RR THAN YOURS!!!

  I Told You So!!!!!      ...
Posted by Kriss on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST