Centipede Awareness Network

About Me

If you're looking at this, chances are you already know me. Well, fuck me! Not literally, click on my top 8 and check those out!!Drunk, degenerate, chain-smoker, all-around cranky bastard.I was Special Effects Makeup Coordinator on Troma's newest movie, Poultrygeist! Check it out, it's in my top 8, yes I AM biased, fuck you very much. Go see it when it comes out.

My Interests

Shiny objects, bed gargoyles.

I'd like to meet:

Jello Biafra, the Frito Bandito, Wesley Willis, and Stanley Spadowski

Music:

Shitty 80's music, Dead Kennedys, Dead Milkmen, Zappa, and what the hell, I'm not ashamed to admit I like polka music too.

Movies:

Poultrygeist. It made me feel dirty. Plus I had to work with a fat man that ran around in a bra. Critics are calling it "the Feel-Good movie of the year!"

Television:

Pretty much anything on Adult Swim, it's all that's on when I get home. And for the record, I loves me some Tim & Eric Awesome Show! Doo Da Doo Doo!

Books:

Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Giving Independent Film Directors a Sensual Full-Body Massage (with Happy Ending) and the Sponge Bath Afterwards, 2nd ed. by Lloyd Kaufman

Heroes:

Bill Hicks, Frank Zappa, Spider-Man, Lloyd Kaufman, Doug Stanhope, Super Chicken, Wesley Willis, Jello Biafra,And most importantly, James Randi.

My Blog

Derp!

Yeah, I went there. Fuck it, I don't have the patience anymore.
Posted by Centipede Awareness Network on Sat, 12 Jul 2008 05:23:00 PST

Coming soon to a porn shop near you...

Posted by Centipede Awareness Network on Mon, 07 Jul 2008 12:41:00 PST

John McCain loves Flobots

I can fly my plane with no landing gearno landing gearno landing gear ...
Posted by Centipede Awareness Network on Sat, 05 Jul 2008 05:29:00 PST

I think Hardball is a pretty cool guy.

Eh schools right-wing radio hosts and doesn't afraid of anything. Good stuff....
Posted by Centipede Awareness Network on Fri, 16 May 2008 01:09:00 PST

Why it wont go to the convention.

This is what happens when I'm stuck at work overnight while the carpets are being cleaned. Started farting around with the numbers, using MSNBC's delegate count thus far, and CNN's little deleg...
Posted by Centipede Awareness Network on Sat, 10 May 2008 02:12:00 PST

Maybe I just don’t watch enough C-SPAN.

I should be in bed, but I’m watching Gen. Petraeus, and I admit, I was expecting something more similar to regular Congressional hearings. As in, I thought there would be more back and for...
Posted by Centipede Awareness Network on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 07:23:00 PST

....the hell?

9:30 AM - I should already be in bed. But I’m not, I happen to be in the kitchen.So, like a fucktard, I answer that knock at the door. Oh, hi, Jehovah’s Witnesses! I&rsqu...
Posted by Centipede Awareness Network on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 07:09:00 PST

Help

Somebody please tell me what this "Commander in Chief threshold" I keep hearing about is....(Also, seriously: Hotdogs??? Were they out of Spaghetti-Os?)...
Posted by Centipede Awareness Network on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 10:18:00 PST

Am I missing something here?

So it comes out that it was, in fact, the Clinton campaign that was rushing to assure Canada that NAFTA criticism was all talk, and not Obama....And it only gets mentioned on Countdown? WTF?...
Posted by Centipede Awareness Network on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 03:47:00 PST

More fun facts about Scientology

In an ex-scientologist's words:I won't get into it too much, but there is nothing more soul-destroying than repeatedly giving something your all, and being told it's not good enough. Scientology helpf...
Posted by Centipede Awareness Network on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 01:19:00 PST