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Jann Jones

Alpacas have soft padded feet that are easy on the land... seriously!!

About Me

I am a funny, mean-spirited, hard working gal. I enjoy the darker side of life, it makes me happy. If you call me Martian Manhunter, I will punch you. I've heard the joke a million times now... it's so over. I've been known to drink too much and grab the ass that is nearest to me. I love to terrorize the kind folks I went to high school with and my parents with my liberal idealogy. My current favorite passion is knitting. My hero is Mark Waid, although he doesn't know since he isn't on MySpace anymore.TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jann Jones
Birthday: May 5th
Birthplace: Korea (the not communst one)
Current Location: Jersey, BABY!!
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: brown
Height: 5'7"
Right Handed or Left Handed: left, like my political views
Your Heritage: korean, italian, polish...seriously
The Shoes You Wore Today: vuitton loafers, courtesy of a good man in Hawaii
Your Weakness: shopping
Your Fears: being forgotten about
Your Perfect Pizza: sausage and mushrooms
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: to be a nicer person
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: hmmmmm.... BRB
Thoughts First Waking Up: fifteen more minutes, please
Your Best Physical Feature: my smile
Your Bedtime: 11:30 ish
Your Most Missed Memory: summer vacations as a kid
Pepsi or Coke: coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: MacDonald's
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton Ice Tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: hot chocolate
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: hell yes
Do you Sing: sometimes
Do you Shower Daily: yes
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: not really
Do you want to get Married: oh ask me that later
Do you believe in yourself: the best I can
Do you get Motion Sickness: yes
Are you a Health Freak: I hate vegetables and I never exercise
Do you get along with your Parents: mostly
Do you like Thunderstorms: love em
Do you play an Instrument: no
In the past month have you had alcohol: yes
In the past month have you smoked: no
In the past month have you been on drugs : no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: i wish
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes and i want more
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: only with Cully
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: many many times
Ever been called a Tease: it's my nickname
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: peacefully in my sleep
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Arianna Huffington
What country would you most like to Visit: Japan
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: green
Favourite Hair Color: brown
Short or Long Hair: short
Height: 6 foot
Weight: I like solid men, no skinny boys for me
Best Clothing Style: quirky but not too quirky
Number of drugs I have taken: 2
Number of CDs I own: 300
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: one or two
Number of things in my Past I Regret: none, everything is a learning experience
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My Interests

Shoes (mostly high sexy ones that will cause me to break an ankle), all things retail, knitting, crocheting, yarn, long walks on the beach, a good mint julip, men who aren't afraid to cry and alpacas....definitly alpacas.

I'd like to meet:

I don't really know, maybe you? If your profile is set to private.. I don't have time to check out who you are.

Music:

Weezer, Garbage, Ella Fitzgerald, Doris Day, the Dixie Chicks, Letters to Cleo, Alice in Chains, Tom Jones, Depeche Mode, the Kids of Widney High,Janes Addiction, David Gray, Edith Piaf, Elvis Costello, the Cure, Echo and the Bunnymen, Morrissey, basically anything alternative 80's

Movies:

A Mighty Wind, The Ring, Better Off Dead, The Joy Luck Club, Bound, Zoolander, Grandma's Boy, Showgirls, Bowling for Columbine, Adaptation, Kill Bill pt 1, Fight Club, The Shining, Harold & Kumar, anything on SciFi Saturday nights. I celebrate the entire film library of Uwe Boll.

Television:

Anything on Discovery Health, Frontline, Nova, Sex in the City, Six Feet Under, Daria, the Simpsons, the Golden Girls, Mythbusters, Dirty Jobs, History of Britain, Bill Maher, Degrasi, Countdown, X Files, I Love Lucy and Sportscenter (but only during football and baseball season)

Books:

anything by Stephen King, Al Franken or L.M. Montgomery, the Harry Potter series, Stitch-N-Bitch, Little Women, and knitting book from Stewart, Tabori & Chang, Weird NJ & other states and Amphigory.

Heroes:

Al Franken, Arianna Huffington, Anthony Bourdain, Mark Waid, Uwe Boll, Simon Schama, Stephanie Japel, Heather Boone (as she is the kindest person I have ever known).

My Blog

Who is six feet tall and broke?

Well that would be me!! So as you, my blog followers know, August was a really stressful month. It pretty much stayed crappy the entire month. So to celebrate the end of August and the start of a...
Posted by Jann Jones on Mon, 01 Sep 2008 05:16:00 PST

If I was a rich girl...

this coat would already be in my closet... Do you see the lavender-ness of it? Sigh.........
Posted by Jann Jones on Thu, 28 Aug 2008 09:17:00 PST

Still alive...

I know I haven't been around much to update you on my life, my meals, my pets and my most recent purchases but things have been a little pear shaped for me post SDCC. I am feeling a little bit better...
Posted by Jann Jones on Sun, 17 Aug 2008 02:28:00 PST

How I manage stress..

Okay so from my last two blogs, you can see my summer has totally been summer on the go. I won't lie it's been really stressful. So I have to find outlets to relieve my stress. From the contents of my...
Posted by Jann Jones on Sun, 20 Jul 2008 10:32:00 PST

part two (now with photos)!!

Week 3) This was the trip I probably shouldnt' have taken but I am oh so glad I did. We had a long weekend and I decided to run away to Atlantic City with the McSattlers (Ian & SG). On Friday, we ...
Posted by Jann Jones on Sun, 13 Jul 2008 07:24:00 PST

Okay you know what stinks...

when you sit down and write a blog entry and it's witty and clever and awesome and you go to hit post and POOF! you get a message saying there was a technical error and all is lost. So it's just one o...
Posted by Jann Jones on Sat, 12 Jul 2008 05:56:00 PST

Where I have been and other notes...

Okay so I have been away for a while.... I know I know, I am a very bad bear. So sorry bout that, it's been crazy over here and when it's not crazy I guess there are just some aspects of my life just ...
Posted by Jann Jones on Mon, 26 May 2008 01:54:00 PST

A Sticky update

Hedgehogs are friggen awesome. I really can’t tell you more than that. It was so hard to go to work yesterday and leave Sticky!! I couldn’t get home fast enough to see him. And boy did he ...
Posted by Jann Jones on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 05:38:00 PST

Sticky update...

Isn’t he adorable.... And our first photo together... ...
Posted by Jann Jones on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 09:30:00 PST

Weekend adventures plus a new love!!

I was in Maryland again this weekend, visiting the very fabulous Kho’s!! I just love them and I don’t get to see them nearly enough. WonderCon was our last time together but the the crazin...
Posted by Jann Jones on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 06:29:00 PST