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jessica lynn lassiter m.d.

It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen. - Dolly Parton

About Me

i'm a total elitist and i can't stand to be around 98% of human beings. i'm a loner with a small group of very important friends who i love with all my heart and would take a bullet for. everyone else pretty much makes me gag. "cool" people are the most boring people on earth. they make me want to take a nap.

Some girls wander by mistake, into the mess that scalpels make. Are you the teachers of my heart? We teach old hearts to break.

My Interests

taking pictures ,
bad taste, celebrity deaths , the way people in the 1960's thought the "future" would look like, James Dean , abandoned amusement parks , surreal cinema, trashy people, old movies, french new wave cinema, serial killers, old time music, vegetarianism, olden times, old timey dress up, fancy men, hobos, classy broads, mountain music, murder ballads, the empire of scrounge, not hipsters, creating sounds, OTHER STUFF .

I'd like to meet:



&

   My Favorite Ghouls
I have a few friends.

Jeff

Stacey

Carissa

Heather

Drakkar Sauna

Amy

Lindsay

Mae Lin

Miguel

Carrie

Justin

Edward Gorey

Sam

Shelly

Winfield

The Handsome Family

Melissa

Free the WM3 Kansas

White Ghost Shivers

Truckstop Honeymoon

Hollie Horror

Jay

Split Lip Rayfield

Reverend Glasseye

HORTA

View My Ghouls

Music:


Movies:

Film is a disease. When it infects your bloodstream, it takes over as the number one hormone; it bosses the enzymes; directs the pineal gland; plays Iago to your psyche. As with heroin, the antidote to film is more film.--Frank Capra
Always make the audience suffer as much as possible.--Alfred Hitchcock

harold and maude, the tenant, barfly, stroszek, brokeback mountain, even cowgirls get the blues, all the real girls, dear wendy, the edukators, be here to love me, the proposition, olga's girls, the unbearable lightness of being, dracula (bela lugosi version), mommie dearest, beyond the valley of the dolls, institute benjamenta, mysterious skin, lilja 4ever, fists in the pocket, more, valley of the dolls, battle royale, the devil and daniel johnston, gregory's girl, the machinist, city of god, how to draw a bunny, dementia 13, annie hall, in the name of the father, suicide, secretary, 28 days later, the committee, daisies, heathers, disco pigs, the young poisoners handbook, american splendor, badlands, harvey, a clockwork orange, heavenly creatures, rebel without a cause,a ma souer (fat girl), twin falls idaho, the 400 blows, teenage gang debs, days of wine and roses, alice doesn't live here anymore, off the map, jacob's ladder, weekend, rosemarys baby, the royal tenenbaums, pink flamingos, the pianist, i stand alone, heavy, ichi the killer, wet hot american summer, mystic river, true romance, bully, tapeheads, cape fear (the original) , bottle rocket, withnail and i, one flew over the cuckoos nest, georgy girl, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, northfork, the butcher boy, american psycho, last tango in paris, the night porter, serial mom, chungking express, david and lisa, here we go round the mulberry bush, dont look back, ladies and gentlemen mr leonard cohen, hells angels on wheels, monty python and the holy grail, easy rider, in cold blood, y tu mama tambien, in a lonely place, the snake pit, the safety of objects, a short film about love, wild at heart, house of 1000 corpses, funny games, pink floyd the wall, pandora's box, diary of a lost girl, a short film about killing, who killed teddy bear?, the collector, surviving desire, amateur, simple men, love is the devil, morvern callar, death of a salesman, intimacy, i heart huckabees, antoine et colette, un vraie Jeune fille (a real young girl), 36 filette, les yeux sans visage (eyes without a face), in the realm of the senses, henry and june, zero day, ali:fear eats the soul, session 9, the element of crime, baise moi, irreversible, lies, jandek on corwood, willy wonka and the chocolate factory, the story of adele h., the image (the punishment of anne), salo 120 days of sodom, schramm, buddy boy, me and you and everyone we know, the alley cats, the dirty girls, the lickerish quartet, little mother, the child i never was, palindromes

Television:

carnivale, deadwood, six feet under, the munsters, the addams family, bewitched, TWIN PEAKS!!!!

Books:

I couldn't live a week without a private library - indeed, I'd part with all my furniture and squat and sleep on the floor before I'd let go of the 1500 or so books I possess.
--H. P. Lovecraft

elfriede jelinek, henry miller, albert camus, jack kerouac, oscar wilde, charles baudelaire, arthur rimbaud, lemony snicket!!!!, herman hesse, heinrich boll, allen ginsberg, simone de beauvoir, anais nin, william s. burroughs, charles bukowski, lenny bruce, anne sexton, john fante, par lagerkvist, vladimir nabakov, dorothy allison, sylvia plath, carson mccullers , peter sotos, gregory corso, lawrence ferlinghetti, ian brady,georges bataille, ray bradbury, kurt vonnegut, poppy z. brite, flannery o'connor, annie proulx

Heroes:

my mother, R.I.P.

"Grief is the price we pay for loving. It's a high price, but it's worth it." -- Douglas McEwan

My Blog

if heaven exists, it cost me 800 bucks and it's sitting in my bedroom.

i made my first big girl purchase. a BRAND NEW bed. not a cheapo futon, not a 20 year old mattress purchased for 20 bucks from my dad's boss that sat on the floor for two years until finally plopping ...
Posted by human bean on Sat, 19 May 2007 09:06:00 PST

motherless daughter

the one year anniversary of my mother's death is next friday. this time last year, my mom was going on with her life, thinking she had years and years left. i was naively thinking that my mom would be...
Posted by human bean on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 03:26:00 PST

Rural decay.

Vassar, Kansas.corn on the cob, anyone?anyone?...
Posted by human bean on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 06:56:00 PST

neko case pictures.

(her cover of "The Train from Kansas City" is to die for!)...
Posted by human bean on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 06:39:00 PST

RIP Kirk.

Kirk Rundstrom passed this morning. i'm still a little in shock. ...
Posted by human bean on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 02:51:00 PST

Anna Nicole is DEAD.

anna nicole smith died? wtf?i will miss watching your trainwreck of a life.*and for the record, FAT anna was much more entertaining!*...
Posted by human bean on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 03:20:00 PST

apt.

pictures of the new apartment...still in the process of unpacking and have yet to paint the living room...but here you go...the dining room more DRa cluttered desk and part of kitchenthe kitchendetail...
Posted by human bean on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 10:07:00 PST

i'm never moving again.

we moved into the new digs yesterday. i have vowed to never move again. it's so tiring and stressful. i told jeff that if we get married and have kids, we're just gonna have to make the walk-in closet...
Posted by human bean on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 06:17:00 PST

iPod, therefore i am.

it's official, i'm an iPod addict. my Nano is like a third arm. i never thought i'd be one of those those people. but i guess i am. ps, Jeff and i found a new apartment. much more spacious and in a ra...
Posted by human bean on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 11:31:00 PST

Split Lip Rayfield 12/08/06

Split Lip Rayfield's "Last" Show. Drakkar Sauna:White Ghost Shivers:...
Posted by human bean on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 10:16:00 PST