putting villians in their place, rum, TSB, arcades, he-bitch man-slaps, all things pirates (i.e. rum and treasure), making things asplode, guitar, bass, reading, writing, pizza, psychology, anthropology, archaeology, thinking, finding things (i.e. rum and treasure),video games, lots of sleeping, old man tobacco pipes, driving until I run out of road or gas, causing chain reactions, getting banned from places, getting lost in other cities, screaming profanities in large crowds.
Someone to feed me waffles when Im hungover. Be aware, this is a full time job and the pay/benefits are non-existant. I like to stay up all night doing whatever I damn well please, but it usually revolves around bullshitting,cigarettes and the strong drink. It would be great if you like the same. I like people capable of original thought and couldnt care less about others think. I like being around artists, writers, musicians and people that can teach me something. The following people I dont want to meet-the phony, the dead, the dull, the cliche, obnoxious jackasses who wont shut the fuck about the most inane bullshit imaginable, people who TyPe LyKe ThIs, proud owners of profiles that plays some damn cacophony heard on the top 40 charts, those whose heads are full of vile bubble gum logic, people who use numbers instead of letters. But finally, camwhores and people who bother me to just to advertise shitty bands. Let me just say this-I dont care. At all. Not even one iota. Truth be told, no one does. This hereby concludes the list of people who I'd like to meet and who can take a flying fuck at the moon.
Due to the fact theres not enough time in the world to list everything I enjoy listening to, here's just a fraction-Avenged Sevenfold, The Lillingtons, AFI, The Misfits, Bad Religion, Balzac, HIM, Alkaline Trio, NOFX, Snapcase, River City Rebels, Bane, Hatebreed, Killswitch Engage, Rise Against, Ramones, Postal Service, Shai Hulud, Poison the Well, Azure Ray, Quasi, The Killing Tree,The Cars, Strike Anywhere,Ignite, Ann Beretta, Dillinger Four, Enemy You, Sick of it All, VHS or Beta, Clap your hands say yea, Thrice, Minus the Bear, Pennywise, Face to Face, Rancid, In Flames,88 Fingers Louie, Bright Eyes, Screeching Weasel, Dead Kennedys, Sub-humans, The Queers, Panic! at the Disco, Osker,Millencolin, Coheed and Cambria, Elliot Smith, MSI, Jets to Brazil, The Cure,Dropkick Murphys, Sigur Ros, Flogging Molly, Billy Idol, Blondie, Smashing Pumpkins, classical,Common Rider
Jesus Christ:Vampire Hunter,Shaun of the Dead,Star Wars saga, Lord of the Rings trilogy,But Im a cheerleader, Man on Fire, SAVED!, 28 Days Later, Batman, Batman Returns, Batman Begins, X-Men, X2, Dawn of the Dead, Resident Evil, Resident Evil:Apocalypse, Six String Samurai, Life is Beatiful, Big Fish, the Life of David Gale, Silence of the Lambs trilogy, Robocop, Robocop 2 (arguement for why this is here-any movie that has a kid as a criminal kingpin is good. Any movie that has a kid as a criminal kingpin that gets blown away by a giant robot is great.), Bang Bang Youre Dead, Saving Private Ryan, Spaceballs, A Clockwork Orange, Spiderman, Spiderman 2, Boondock Saints, Bruiser, L.A. Confidential, Night of the Living Dead, Daredevil, Gummo, Hook, Interview with the Vampire, Leaving Las Vegas, Wild at Heart, Kill Bill,Matrix trilogy, The Returner, Alien, Aliens, The Lost Highway,Requiem for a Dream, Pi,City of God,Godfather Trilogy, Goodfellas, GHOSTBUSTERS, Signs, TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLF!
The X-Files,Family Guy, The Practice, My Name is Earl (its the best show ever) Sunday Night Sex Talk with Sue Johanson, Invader Zim, VIP, NOVA, KISS Saves Santa, Fraiser, Robot Chicken, Squidbillies, Rescue Me, Pete and Pete, all 16 different variations of law and Order, CSI, The Simpsons, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, SeaLab 2021, Cowboy Bebop, Samurai Champloo and any Sunday morining political talk show
The Necronomicon, Look Homeward Angel, Hardcore Zen: "punk rock, monster movies and the truth about reality",Animal Farm, 1984, Brave New World, Lucky Wander Boy, Edgar Allan Poe, Robert Frost, Stupid White Men, Dude wheres my country?, Kingdom of Fear, A brief history of time, Culture of Fear, cant leave out comic books.
Cliff Yablonski even though hes fictional. The Bartenders of America...thanks for taking my memories, I never wanted them anyway. Cant forget to mention the rents.