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About Me

I'll be finishing the University of Cincinnati in June of 2007. I speak French. I like the movie and book Fight Club way too much. Spending and enjoying time with my friends and family are the most important things in life to me. People often mistake my capricious nature for insincerity. I like to say ridiculous things to people to garner a response. Often times I don't speak my initial instinct because I think my audience won't understand or be entertained, this sometimes leads to a funny stutter which I find embarrassing. I think the fad involving being the nerdy/depressed/angsty prick has been over with for at least two years, so stop being an asshole. I make a conscious effort to tell people the truth, or give them my insight, even if it hurts their feelings. I like to offend people, not in a malicious nature, but mostly to achieve some end. Fearless. Also, I forgot to add that I have everything a man could ask for on the first run through.

My Interests

Fencing, Marksmanship, Drinking, Partying, Business, Money.

I'd like to meet:

People who like to sleep equally or greater than I do.";

Music:

Nirvana and Face to Face are my faves. Pennywise is worth mentioning. I listen to a very healthy mix of Rock, Punk, Rap and a lot of Indie lately.

Movies:

Fight Club, The Big Lebowski, Office Space, Fear and Loathing, Snatch, The Devil's Advocate, Scarface, Boondock Saints, and Matrix 1 & 2.

Television:

The internet is my TV. When I do watch regular television though, I just pull up the DVR or OnDemand and watch whatever I desire.

Books:

I usually only read "How To" books for leisure. From time to time I also have to read awful books for various classes at UC. Fight Club is my favorite book of all time. Fight Club is second only to King David's Bible for most influential publication ever though. (What Qur'an?)

Heroes:

Tyler Durden, Mark Zupan, Josey Wales, The Ultimate Warrior, and Marv.

My Blog

I think I've turned a corner

I like Gold Star better than Skyline. How bout that for some insanity?? That statement almost borders on blasphemy, but alas the veggie chili at Gold Star is addictive like crack cocaine, an...
Posted by Jack Flak on Wed, 16 May 2007 04:11:00 PST

House for sale

15 Laycock Lane (not kidding about the name) in Newport, KY is for sale by me. It's a two story 3-4 BR, 1.5 BA, 6 rooms total. It's located on a dead-end street in a nice middle class area...
Posted by Jack Flak on Thu, 10 May 2007 02:00:00 PST

Goin to see Shakespeare!

Ok, the exclamation point in the title of this blog may have been a bit excessive. I am forced (along with the rest of my literature class) to attend a Shakespeare play this quarter, on May 10th. Anyo...
Posted by Jack Flak on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 06:25:00 PST

I'm probably more surprised than you are

..> Well UC posted grade reports today.....and I am on the Dean's List. First time ever! I'm sure you suckers out there that are actually on the Dean's List every quarter are saying "...
Posted by Jack Flak on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 10:33:00 PST

The grand city of New York

So my first experience in New York, New York happens like this: We get out of the car, and start to walk down one of the main streets through downtown New York. We start to cross the street, and...
Posted by Jack Flak on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 09:08:00 PST

Chicks I dig

I don't know if you know me, but I make lists. That's just what I do. I make a list of some kind every day. I'm a crazy, manic, list-making freak like that. Anyway, my latest list involved traits that...
Posted by Jack Flak on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 07:13:00 PST

Spring Break kiddies!

UC's Spring break is March 17th-26th. I'm doing something, somewhere. Anyone interested in packin up and leaving town on the aforementioned days should contact me immediately so we can start brai...
Posted by Jack Flak on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 03:34:00 PST

The New Deal

So I had a lovely (late)dinner with my homegirl Meghan tonight (told ya I'd blog about it!) Anyway, the New Deal is: If you cook and invite me to dinner to partake, I will bring the wine/beer/wha...
Posted by Jack Flak on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 12:08:00 PST

Xmas Break

Wow, it has been a crazy Xmas break. There were some great times, and some not-so-stellar times. I don't want to bore you fine people with details, so I won't. I will say my sanity may be slipping tho...
Posted by Jack Flak on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 12:49:00 PST

Beer+Shots+Onion+Mustard+Hot Sauce = always a bad idea

YEah, so I'm pretty drunk right now. Let me tell ya about our little trip to Skyline after the bar. We got there, and Ike started talkin shit about how he fucked this girl that I brought to a party li...
Posted by Jack Flak on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 12:35:00 PST