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Sexual Fredator

liver or lung, who will prevail?

About Me

I eat lightning and crap thunder.

My Interests

video games, mushroom clouds, stealing street signs, frisbee golf, monkeys that smoke ciggs, boxing kangaroos, bears, talking shit, skiing, drinking lots of rum, hatin'

I'd like to meet:

I met Burt Reynolds in a bookstore in florida when i was 11 or 12. He was down there shooting the blockbuster Cop and a half. True story. Once you've met Burt Reynolds, where do you go from there?

Music:

kilmorgoths, cradle of filth, old punk, andrew w k, weezer, deftones, outkast, stone temple pilots, shins,50s 60s music, queens of the stone age, gorillaz, white stripes, dizzee rascal, interpol, wolfmother, arctic monkeys, yanni's hardcore stuff, dethklok

Movies:

royal tenenbaums, kung pow!,kindergarten cop,rushmore, groundhog day, dumb and dumber, cable guy, fight club, star wars 4-6, rocky 1-4, first matrix, older jackie chan stuff, uhf, american history x, pulp fiction, kill bills, fear and loathing, office space, zoolander, eternal sunshine on the spotless mind, lost in translation, team america, fuckin stanley kubrick

Television:

simpsons, sopranos, seinfeld, saved by the bell (quite possibly the greatest show ever created), curb your enthusiasm, ufc shite, it's always sunny in philidelphia, garth marengi's darkplace, the office, my name is earl, metalocalypse, boondocks

Books:

hunter s thompson, robert ludlum, chuck palahniuk, stephen king.

Heroes:

hunter s thompson, jack black

My Blog

nothingness

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Posted by Sexual Fredator on Sun, 01 Jun 2008 04:10:00 PST

neither the time

Ive been broke and bored for too long. And its time for me to be a fine American citizen once again. Unfortunately for me and the work world, that means that i have to find a job. A nice job with good...
Posted by Sexual Fredator on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 02:45:00 PST

hi im bored who are you

Another morning that im up watching saved by the bell. I love you bayside high. So today at around 10pm i realize that i forgot to put on deoderant. And im smelling as ripe as an apple orchard. Im sor...
Posted by Sexual Fredator on Thu, 13 Dec 2007 04:19:00 PST

marvel vurse capcom

ikes nowhere to be seen. thank you jesus. i scream the name ike! At the top of  my lungs. i imediately regret learning to talk. nevertheless, ike must be summoned!
Posted by Sexual Fredator on Thu, 15 Nov 2007 12:43:00 PST

you can take fred out the cincy, but you cant take

    Well i forget how the rest goes. Anyway, ive been in illinois for about a month and have about a month to go. Its a little town/city? called paxton. Im working on an apt. complex ow...
Posted by Sexual Fredator on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 05:58:00 PST

who what when

I think the only thing worse than driving home drunk at 5am is being somewhat sick because ofshitty free cigs that the companies cant sell so thats why the fucking shit is free cause it tastes like sh...
Posted by Sexual Fredator on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 04:10:00 PST

sundays will never be the same

sopranos: so many times, after a rough weekend, i wake up sunday morning feeling like complete shit. but then i remember, new sopranos tonight. get out of bed, you have somethin to live for. but those...
Posted by Sexual Fredator on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 03:43:00 PST

conditional fictional

i had a dream that i was in a small building, but it was like 8 stories tall. one room per floor i guess, i didnt bother getting the architectual plans. so im at the top floor and i look out of the wi...
Posted by Sexual Fredator on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 02:50:00 PST

kiss um both

5 hours til the funeral, after a night of drinking, what should i do now. oh, gin and tonic. yeah, that should help. problem drinker, no, i dont think so. oof, this is the worst gin and tonic ive ever...
Posted by Sexual Fredator on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 12:58:00 PST

kiss the sky

the curtain is shut. the sun has went down. my mom called me earlier tonight at around 10. i knew why she was callin. the last pages of a book are finished, and the book is closed. thank you half...
Posted by Sexual Fredator on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 03:42:00 PST