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About Me

I am easy to get along with. In fact, I'm quite possibly the coolest person in the world. I am charisma piled on top of gorgeous wrapped up in a sex tortilla served with two scoops of RRRAAAWWRRR! Just in case you're wondering, it's not egotistic if it's undeniably true. Yeah, totally kidding. I'm actually a really down to earth guy. I'm somewhat of a nerd. I was kidding again. I'm 100% nerd to the core. Comic book nerd to be exact. A hoe for Marvel.

My Interests

Barring, listeninging to music, thrift shops, illogical thought process, hanging with people, name mentioning, telling obviously, and painfully fictitious stories, celebrating consumerism, cereal, driving.

I'd like to meet:

Guesstimaters and Mathmagicians. I dislike bees. Bees need not apply. Other people who think Harlem should become it's own nation so that The Globetrotters can go to the Olympics. Better yet, we keep Harlem and make Globetrotting a competition in The Olympics. It's a little snooty of us to keep this to ourselves. They're called Globetrotters for a reason, people. And I guess Richard Karn, too. In addition to that, cool people to hang out with.
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Music:

A whole lot. Really, just about everything. WASP excluded. Sorry, Blackie Lawless. :,(

Movies:

Lots. I'm not even going to start listing them. Mostly because I'm too distractable to sit here for long enough to do that. Hell, just typing this is pushing it.

Television:

Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Family Guy, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Heroes, Metalocalypse, Weeds, My Name Is Earl, I don't really watch too much tv anymore. I don't know what I do with my time... Enter the alzheimer's.

Heroes:

Nancy Botwin, Judi Dench and Emma Frost

My Blog

Stress and Relief

Do you ever feel that your life is becoming unnecessarily stressed? Yeah, I got that going on. So much crap going on and I'm not so much sure what I'm supposed to be doing about any of it. I've wanted...
Posted by ryan on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 10:19:00 PST

Consice

So I'm really, really tired of people believing only the worst things about me. Especially from the people that know me. Rather, the people that think they know me. I'm way too burnt ou...
Posted by ryan on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 10:34:00 PST

Slide Tackle Le Monde

I'm blogging to kill some time. I was really early for work today because someone changed my schedule without letting me know. Granted, I was only in Minnesota for the past day and a half and it's wre...
Posted by ryan on Tue, 15 May 2007 10:19:00 PST

Ryan vs. Minnesota

Ok, so not all of Minnesota. Pretty much just The Mall of America. Ok, only The Mall of America. What do you expect? I was only there for about 29 hours. That place is, as you would imagine, huge. And...
Posted by ryan on Tue, 15 May 2007 04:38:00 PST

I done found a man...

It's true. I found a man.... passed out in someone's yard during a late night walk with Becky last night. Good ol' Cheviot. Can't go for a nice stroll without finding yourself a middle aged guy s...
Posted by ryan on Fri, 11 May 2007 04:54:00 PST

Gruff

I realize that I haven't been on here in forever and the few times that I have been on here I haven't done anything. No comments left. No messages sent. No blogs read. Nothing. I only get on, check my...
Posted by ryan on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 05:25:00 PST

Another Late Night

My stomach hurts. It's been in knots for days. I'm the poster child for anxiety and apparently the poster child for The Nocturnal Poster Child Society. I really want to put every single feeling a...
Posted by ryan on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 12:36:00 PST

Grumbledore

So. I've been meaning to blog over the past week or whatever and I just never got around to it. I'm sure I had reasons and a couple of thoughts I wanted to get down, but I don't know what they were ri...
Posted by ryan on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 05:12:00 PST

Blogging So Soon?

First off, let's welcome Mandor to the ever growing list of subscribers. Up to four now! Busy past few days. How so? I'll tell ya. Wednesday was shitty. Nothing good came from it. Besides hanging out ...
Posted by ryan on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 02:30:00 PST

For This Is But A Blog. She Needs No Name.

I'm in the mood to blog. All I know is that I am in the greatest mood I've been in for the longest time. I'm just going to leave it at that for now. I'd like to elaborate (I won't) but I'm going to ta...
Posted by ryan on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 10:11:00 PST