the Judge

Out the dungeon of brain pain i came, with the sell-a-lot plot from the megawatt mainframe. With a suit made of electricity, I ran through the Great Wall of China convincingly. That was after the world tour, when I travelled through gravel and battled matter at the Earth's core. I did the show on a fireball--a pioneer--ran into the jungle and jetted wearing a lion's ear.I fought fear with the hammer Thor lent me, and tangled with the angel of death for four centuries. Put a nameplate on an asteroid belt, and I ran through the future with an android's help. That's when civilians were made of metal. I received the coronation 'cause I had the last flower petal.My power settled a clash between races and put good people on the magazine faces; substituted television scandals with elephants and pandas--tell 'em it's the elegant commando.With a hand so big, I punched the Sphinx in the nose (and the nose decomposed, and so the story goes). I smacked a forty ounce out of a young man's hand and fed him lessons of life to formulate a plan.I wore the Prime Meridian as a wrist band and gave away my riches, but I still remained a rich man.I thought of freedom and I jetted for the promised land.-Edan