About Me
most of my time is split between catering to other people's bodily functions, or i mean, nursing, roller derby, and music. I have developed a few stage/nicknames over the past year including Stormin' Mormon, Aimee Blue, Chicken Lip (I have no what influenced this one), Willow Stick, and in my one solitary gig with a band we were called "Stormin' Mormon and the Latter Day Saints." I used to be Mormon but now i'm mostly just myself. I am a theoretical vegetarian, aspiring world traveler who has yet to leave North America, and new proud owner of a brown bulged-eyed gold fish named bezerker. even though i can think of at least one more interesting thing to say about myself, i think i'll just move on to my family instead----
Emily is my identical twin and is one of the most beautiful people i've ever met... she has a very sophisticated style as demonstrated in the picture below, and she is an artist. check out her work. http://community.webshots.com/user/emuchytil. I think this dress compliments emily's shoulders nicely and her cleavage looks amazing in it too. those freckles aren't real but i think they suit her well.Sara is living in Queens, NY and she has found her three true loves; her hubby Dave, the Book of Mormon, and her nudist/swinger tendencies. she is the oldest of 6 kids which seems to have turned her into a very patient person...after having to endure her younger siblings putting clay into her fishtank, stealing her makeup, clothes, and shoes, and putting our fingers in her food. she does things like dressing the boys up like girls, pinning me down and plucking my eye brows, evaluating mine and emily's style and giving us advice on how to not look so "frumpy." she also taught us where to find the hidden porn stash in the basement. she's a good big sis.Holly was blessed with perfect birthin' hips and she's now finally putting them to use...baby Sanchez should arrive this winter. Holly is full of interesting habits like looking for bugs in her food, making open cereal bags air tight, and buying cat food instead of tuna because she forgets to read labels. her eye is not usually partially closed like in the picture but for some reason that's what she did when i told her to give me her sexy bedroom face. Aaron is in the background making his sexy bedroom face as well.
Aaron is a freshman at the College of Saint Rose. he don't talk much, but that's ok, his girlfriend more than compensates. we thought he was a mute for the first quarter of his life but then realized he just needed his tongue clipped. he's doing alright now and was recently made a member of the geek squad at Best Buy. he is my dad's last hope of raising a good mormon child...little does daddy know that his big sister's have been slipping him beers since he was 16.Nathan used to wash dishes at a restaurant but has temporarily moved on to redesigning the interior of a Safeway in Phoenix, AZ. he is known around Troy, NY for hitching rides on the back of cars on his skateboard, his remarkable intolerance to lactose, and his deep love for his two rats, pinky and the brain.this is a picture of my gramma. don't be deceived, this is not actually her body, but Sara had photoshopped her face onto it. My gram's daily routine includes rotating the lightbulbs in the house, walking laps around the couch for exercise, feeding the dogs "melba toast and porch water," and singing along to barbara steisand and carly simon. she is a proud survivor of the turn of the century and she didn't even have to use the huge generator that is now sitting in the basement. the end.
