Attn: Zombies |
Please go out to Kurt Vonnegut's funeral, eat his brains, and bring him back to life. Even an undead Vonnegut is far superior to a dead Vonnegut. Tsk, tsk, zombies; you have really dr... Posted by on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 07:04:00 GMT |
Attn: Inventors |
Please do not invent a machine that can posthumously extract and expound upon my thoughts. Thank you, that is all. Posted by on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 20:16:00 GMT |
Why bother? |
As I was watching the Lord of the Rings trilogy the other day, something occurred to me about the futility of it all: What's the purpose of having all the power in the world? Is it be... Posted by on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 02:34:00 GMT |
Well, no shit. Check that out. |
I just realized that at some point today my song's played went over 1,000. I can't congratulate myself because that would be self-congratulatory. I suppose I can congratulate you all for l... Posted by on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 20:03:00 GMT |
Fucking shit.... |
Thanks, again, life. I tried to use my last name as the URL for this page and here is who currently owns it:
http://www.myspace.com/nickvalentine
It will take a lot of my energy to counteract wh... Posted by on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 15:18:00 GMT |
Forgive the informality of it all. |
I finally have recorded a song and posted it up here. The recording was done in my underwear, in a hot room, with a ceiling fan. I'll eventually record with someone who knows what they're ... Posted by on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 14:14:00 GMT |