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The Doug!

The only thing I miss is Myself

About Me

If you're reading this, you probably know me. Or, you don't know me and know someone who knows me. At worst, you were trying to find someone else, and stumbled across me instead.If the last one is true, go back to searching for that other person. They're far more worthwhile than I am. If you're still reading this, it means you haven't hit the back button yet.So I'll continue on. I be Doug. Nothing more really needs to be said than that. Later.If i intrigue you, IM me at AdictedToSeconds.

My Interests

concerts, skateboarding, paintball, DDR, jerking off. Like i said, simple man.

I'd like to meet:

no one at the moment. ask me later.

Music:

Bomb The Music Industry!, The Flaming Tsunamis, Set Your Goals, Big D And The Kids Table, Awful Waffle, OBIS, Suicide Machines, Arrogant Sons Of Bitches, Against All Authority, World/Inferno Friendship Society, 10 Cents Short, The Faction, Good Clean Fun, 7Seconds, H2O, Against Me!, Fake Problems, Gorilla Biscuits, High School Football Heroes, In The Face, Infamous Jake And The Pinstripe Mafia, The Mafia, Men Women And Children, Jedi Mind Tricks, Mephiskapheles, The Skoidats, Sonic Boom Six, The Slackers, The Miasmics, Bombtown, Rudie Crew, Bigger Thomas, Hub City Stompers, Murphys Kids, Public Enemy, The Pilfers, Tri-State Conspiracy, and a bajillion other ska, punk, hardcore, electronica, whatthefuckever bands.

Movies:

Tarantino, Kevin Smith, comics. 'nuff Said

My Blog

i have nothing better to do

Leave me a comment on this blog and..1. I'll respond with something random about you.2. I'll tell you a song that makes me think of you.3. I'll pick a color that I associate with you.4. I'll tell you ...
Posted by The Doug! on Fri, 16 Nov 2007 08:31:00 PST

the truest of friends...

So, let me preface this and say that in the last week, ive really figured out who my true friends are. The ones that i know i can count on forever, regardless of the shit that goes down for either of ...
Posted by The Doug! on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 11:11:00 PST

discrepancy is a cancer to me, can i break you chains, can i set you free?

thats the sad thing. it really is always all about you. recently, ive had something of an epiphany, but not entirely. im not in a moment of clarity, but i could possibly be on my way there. the nigh...
Posted by The Doug! on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 09:12:00 PST

an iron willed fuck up

I am a mistake. I honestly can't say that I've made a single sound desicion in the last several years, and when I've had the chance to do so, I make the choice to just fuck it up instead. It seems th...
Posted by The Doug! on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 03:51:00 PST

a brief rant

isnt it great when your friends all talk about what a great time they had doing whatever? and then when your friends never ever see what youre up to, see if you want to join, or never even bother to t...
Posted by The Doug! on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 10:02:00 PST

Hey, AFI! smell my penis!

This is a rant that I've had stuck in my head for a few days now, and I'm finally getting around to posting this fucker. I'll start it off fairly simply: Fuck you, AFI. Now that a good lot of you ar...
Posted by The Doug! on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 08:19:00 PST

eeehhh

I sort of have something to say, but sort of dont at the same time. For starters, something you all know about me by now: I am a fuck-up of the first order. I simply had that epiphany today, and have...
Posted by The Doug! on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 09:23:00 PST

rockin' out!

To borrow a line from History Of The World Part 1.... (man, i fucking love Mel Brooks) Its good to be the king....
Posted by The Doug! on Mon, 19 Dec 2005 08:38:00 PST

the girlfriend application! because i need a laugh...

name: age: location: what do you do on the weekends: what music do you like : what do you look like: do you drink or do drugs: what do you look for in a boy: what are some good things about yo...
Posted by The Doug! on Sun, 11 Dec 2005 08:29:00 PST

fuck gwen stefani

Recently at work, we've been playing a lot of "music": my Gwen Stefani. Having listened to these songs dozens upon dozens of times, I've decided she is the WORST songwriter in the known fucking univer...
Posted by The Doug! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST