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Catastrophe

Tearing lives apart and breaking lots of hearts just to pass the time.

About Me


You live for the fight when its all that you've got.

ca·tas·tro·phe


Pronunciation: [kuh-tas-truh-fee] noun

1. A sudden and widespread disaster.
2. Any misfortune, mishap, or failure; fiasco.
3. A final event or conclusion, usually an unfortunate one; a disastrous end.

My Interests


I'd like to meet:



Britney Spears.

Joe Jonas. (Again.)

Nick Jonas. (Again.)

Kevin Jonas.

Miley Cyrus.

Snoop Dogg.

Perez Hilton.

Paramore.

Rob, Big, and Meaty.

Dallas Green.

Myself in 10 years.

Music:



Movies:

Anything that will make me laugh until I cry, or pee my pants in horror.

Television:

Adventures in Hollyhood.

My Blog

Some of my finer moments.

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Posted by Catastrophe on Fri, 11 Jul 2008 03:04:00 PST

How I met the Jonas Brothers.

Erica and I knew they were doing press today, and knew they were staying at the Trump in NYC. So we were like.. lets go and see if anything is going on outside. We get there, and walk 30 blocks to the...
Posted by Catastrophe on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 12:17:00 PST

This is fun. Do it. [Part 2!]

Step 1: Put your music player on shuffle. Step 2: Post the first line from the first 25 songs that play, no matter how embarrassing. Step 3: Bold the songs when someone guesses the artist ( or soundtr...
Posted by Catastrophe on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 10:05:00 PST

It’s that time of year again!

Dear Santa,  Yes indeed it is that time of year again. I appreciate you helping me out in any way possible, which is why I will ask for just a few things this year.  Please, help my girl Bri...
Posted by Catastrophe on Wed, 19 Dec 2007 05:24:00 PST

This is fun. Do it.

Leave me a comment on this blog and..1. I'll respond with something random about you.2. I'll tell you a song that makes me think of you.3. I'll pick a color that I associate with you.4. I'll tell you ...
Posted by Catastrophe on Sun, 30 Sep 2007 01:27:00 PST

"The Plot To Bomb The Panhandle"

I've learned to let go Come on Here's a middle finger Coming straight from oca-l-a I appreciate your judgement it's proved that I can't trust a word you say those must be some pair of binoculars that...
Posted by Catastrophe on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 07:05:00 PST

Thats the danger in starting a fire..

I don't believe this. No wait, yes I do believe this. Because as of late, I wouldn't expect anything less from you, and thats disappointing. Time after time, I've put myself out there, with the hopes...
Posted by Catastrophe on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 01:29:00 PST

I havnt ranted in a while..

So, I went to PathMark to get some more green tea because I had run out of it sometime last night.I park in the lot and head across the road towards the front doors.I notice this brand new black Infin...
Posted by Catastrophe on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 02:09:00 PST

My Letter To Santa...

Dear Santa,    The time has come again for me to beg you to deliver all things to me tangiable, and not. But I fear this years items may be a bit more difficult than last years.  &...
Posted by Catastrophe on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 03:29:00 PST

The No Seatbelt Song.

1. Choose a band / artist and answer ONLY in titles of their songs: Brand New. 2. Are you male or female: The Quiet Things That No One Ever Knows. 3. Describe yourself: Mix Tape. 4. How do some ...
Posted by Catastrophe on Tue, 29 Nov 2005 02:10:00 PST