okay, fuckers... hey there. im just a regular guy. nothing special, really. i love my friends and [most of] my family. i work a lot, and go to school a lot as well. i always stretch myself too thin in an effort to make everyone happy. it doesn't work often, but i try anyway.between school and work, my free time is limited. what time i do have is most often spent with the best friends, and the most wonderful young lady a guy could ask for. some random fun facts...
¤ i make fun of people out in public as often as possible.
¤ im a good, but very aggressive driver. just get the fuck out of my way.
¤ i carry a knife all the time cause they are useful as shit.
¤ i suck at mornings. i stay up late and usually eat 'dinner' around 2am.
¤ if wawa was a public company i'd own a lot of stock in it.
¤ i will take a bullet for anyone i care greatly for. you know who you are.
¤ there/their/they're & your/you're have different meanings. learn them, use them properly.
¤ i'm a horrible procrastinator.
¤ i am the meanest, nicest person you'll ever meet. if you know me, you know what i mean.
¤ i fucking hate working in retail. you, customer, are RARELY right. fuck you.
¤ i can fix your computer, but most of the time i don't feel like it unless you're paying me.
¤ i don't want to see your baby pictures.
¤ i have over 36,000 songs in my music collection. if you're lucky you can tap into it.
¤ i hate body hair. ugh.
¤ i'm severely addicted to caffeine.
¤ if you get smoke breaks, i get fresh air breaks.
¤ my car is faster than you probably think it is.
¤ when i'm old, helpless and miserable i'm going to kill myself. i'll see ya on the other side.
i don't discriminate.
i hate everyone equally.
