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Mark

I wasn't born with enough middle fingers

About Me

I am a pretty easy going, laid back kind of guy. I'm the kind of guy that will stick his head in a butterfly cut out to make someone smile. I'm not afraid to make myself look like an idiot as long as it amuses somebody, but I am usually the one laughing hardest. I know just enough to realize I know nothing at all ...
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My Interests

I like alot of outdoor type activities ie ... snowboarding, mountain biking, hiking, camping, going to the zoo, roaming around the city, also like going to museums. LOVE animals, music, movies, going to concerts, homestarrunner.com is the best! Off roading, piercings, tattoos. Also love professional sports, Cowboys, A's, Oilers, Jazz, and the Wolverines! All in all I am very easily satisfied, and can have fun doing just about anything as long as the right people are involved.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who is any of the following, the more that apply to you the better: Spontaneous, Loyal, Out going, Friendly, Honest, Open minded, Good sense of humor is a MUST.

Music:

Bob Marley, Deftones, Sex Pistols, Dropkick Murphys, Bouncing Souls, H2O, NOFX, Nirvana, Pennywise, The Clash, 311, Tool, A Perfect Circle, Babes in Toyland, Beastie Boys, Wu Tang Clan, Ben Harper, Blind Melon, Bloodhound Gang, Credence Clearwater Revival, Cypress Hill, Dead Kennedys, Faith No More, old Green Day, Gwar, old Metallica, Jack Johnson, Less Than Jake, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Ministry, Outkast, Primus, Public Enemy, NWA, Radiohead, The Ramones, Rancid, RUN DMC, Sepultura, Slayer, Soulfly, Sublime, Violent Femmes, I definetly listen to alot more, but those would probably be the main bands I listen to, pretty much anything but country, even then, i find myself liking some Willie Nelson songs, so I am basically all over the place on this.

Movies:

All of the following are movies I own, definetly are more I need to get though ... Ishii the Killer one of the most crazy fuckin movies I have seen yet, Say it isn't so, Office Space, Trainspotting, Girl Interrupted (3 sexy ass nutjobs? Story of my life right there hahahaha), Fight Club, 50 First Dates, Saving Silverman, SLC Punk, Deuce Bigalow, Any of the CKY's, Reservoir Dogs, The Crow, Mothman Prophecies, Little Nicky, Big Daddy, How High, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Full Metal Jacket, Dude Where's My Car, A Bug's Life, Jim Carrey's The Grinch Who Stole Christmas, Super Troopers, Club Dred, Scarface, Blow, Snatch, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Both Kill Bill's, Any Cheech and Chong movie, Half Baked, Dazed and Confused, Donnie Darko, The Messenger, The Cell, Stigmata, Strangeland, Pi, Requiem for a Dream ... although I can never watch that movie again, that shit is mentally scarring, and Nightmare before Christmas.

Television:

I don't watch any network tv, but I watch alot of discovery channel, animal planet, national geographic channel, stuff like that, things I try to catch ... Family Guy, Futurama, anything with animals in the wild, or educational about animals, Biker Build Off, pretty much anything with building cars or bikes. So basically anything with animals, building stuff, or comedy.

Books:

Growing up with ADHD and having no attention span kind of hinders any ability to actually sit through reading an entire book, no matter how into it I am. 2 books that I almost have gotten through are The celestine prophecy and Fear and loathing in Las Vegas. The first being a very spiritual book that I can never do any justice when trying to explain it, and the second a very telling book about the life of Hunter S. Thompson.

Heroes:

Raoul S. Duke: Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. Your normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side. This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cop-heart. Make the bastard chase you. He will follow...................................................... .................................................Raoul S. Duke: Look, there's two women fucking a polar bear! ............................................................ ...........................................Thug: [holding up a bowling ball] What the fuck is this? The Dude: Obviously you're not a golfer.R.I.P. Hunter S. Thompson

My Blog

Costa Rica Part 2 of 3

Ok, so these are from the 3rd and 4th hotel we stayed in. The Peace Lodge was the third stop. It was by far the nicest place I have ever stayed in. There are videos of our room in my video s...
Posted by Mark on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 11:35:00 PST

Post Costa Rica Part 1 of 3

Ok, so I didn't fall in or get smothered by the volcano, I also didn't get bitten, attacked or eaten by any jungle or ocean animals, but I did DEFINETLY have a kick ass time! Finally getting around to...
Posted by Mark on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 09:05:00 PST

Pre Costa Rica

Ok, so anyone who has talked to me since July knows that i am leaving for Costa Rica tomorrow for 12 days. Mixed feelings about it. On the one hand we will be staying in 5 different hotels that are on...
Posted by Mark on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 02:11:00 PST

Survey of death!!! aka Survey of damn i got alot of time!!!

 Lol answer honestly and truthfully, unless the lie sounds much cooler and will ultimately make me think you are cooler. lol  NONE of these should be left blank or answered " i dont know " l...
Posted by Mark on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 12:16:00 PST

My so called life

Good point made by someone else: Micro-organisms, consisting of only a few cells, germs and so on, have no idea that we, humans, exist. The scale is too large for them to comprehend; they have no know...
Posted by Mark on Fri, 18 Nov 2005 09:51:00 PST

Coolest birthday present ever. Pictures attached

So I find this Barbie Lamborghini power wheels car in the trash one day. My buddy and I start talking about how we want to hook it up and put all this stuff on it, my sister overhears the conversation...
Posted by Mark on Tue, 06 Sep 2005 06:28:00 PST

Idiots are taking over ....

"Idiots Are Taking Over"it's not the right time to be sobernow the idiots have taken overspreading like a social cancer, is there an answer?Mensa membership exceedingtell me why and how are all the st...
Posted by Mark on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST