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Valerie

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I'd like to destroy everything but I'll settle for something.
REPRESENT!!!
I have stretch marks, cellulite, and a pot belly.
I'm an overeater.
I like to cook and bake in the middle of the night.
I hardly ever shave my legs unless I have a reason to.
I get gassy very easily.
My period is always heavy the first couple days.
I have more mood swings per minute than you have breaths per year.
Chances are I will not believe--much less tolerate--your bullshit excuses.
I don't need a reason to bitch at you, sneer at you, or even hate you.
My parents were never emotionally supportive, but it's made me what I am today... which is better than you.
Not a lot of people agree with my way of thinking, or how I handle situations.
I have a Jersey accent.
I know what I am worth, and I know what I deserve.
I'm all woman, and hell hath no fury like ME scorned.
I dare you to fuck (with) me. :)

My Interests



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Semper Fi.

I'd like to meet:

People who don't suck. Charles Manson.
And these sexy beasts:

/ I've already had the pleasure of meeting (half of?) these dudes but I would love to meet them again... for a brutal breakfast. They know where the THEC + SPK's at. Click here if you think you can handle it. ..

Music:

Clutch, A Perfect Circle, Apples In Stereo, Led Zeppelin, Flogging Molly, Oh The Horror, The Fray, Judas Priest, Guns 'N' Roses, Pat Benatar, Leaves' Eyes, Alice In Chains, Yeah Yeah Yeah's, The Doors, Cream, Pink Floyd, Silverchair, Duran Duran, Placebo, Deadsy, Iron Maiden, Billy Joel, Killswitch Engage, Barenaked Ladies, Heart, Skinny Puppy, Lacuna Coil, Wynton Marsalis, Van Morrison, Third Eye Blind, Rhapsody, AC/DC, Wumpscut, Deep Purple, Maroon 5, Old School Metallica, Phish, Dropkick Murphys, Etta James, Motley Crue, Symphony X, Montgomery Gentry, Dimmu Borgir, Eminem, Primus, Dream Theater, Blind Guardian, Static-X, Porcupine Tree, Thrice, Jason Mraz, Ace Of Base, Machine Head, The Mavericks, Devo, Brooks and Dunn, Kelly Clarkson, Shadows Fall, Tool, The Queers, The Guess Who, Life Of Agony, Tori Amos, Children Of Bodom, Snoop Dogg, Muse, Manowar, Dierks Bentley, Justin Timberlake, Brad Paisley, OK Go, Bon Jovi, B.B. King, Kataklysm, Alice Cooper, Blind Melon, Gavin DeGraw, My Chemical Romance, Mad Caddies, Ministry, George Michael, Strapping Young Lad, Velvet Revolver, ZZ Top, Toby Keith, Cradle Of Filth, Def Leppard, VNV Nation, In Flames, Stone Temple Pilots, Rammstein, Gary Allan, The Distillers, Zebrahead, Amy Winehouse, Brad Paisley, Humble Pie, Reel Big Fish, Buckcherry, Garth Brooks, Cake, Amon Amarth, Blur, Annie Lennox, Vast, Plain White T's, Stevie Wonder, Pantera, Big And Rich, Genesis, more.

Your Taste in Music:


90's Alternative: Highest Influence
Classic Rock: Highest Influence
Hair Bands: Highest Influence
Heavy Metal: Highest Influence
Punk: Highest Influence
80's Alternative: High Influence
80's Pop: High Influence
90's Hip Hop: High Influence
90's Pop: High Influence
90's Rock: High Influence
Alternative Rock: High Influence
80's Rock: Medium Influence
Adult Alternative: Medium Influence
Country: Medium Influence
Gangsta Rap: Medium Influence
Hip Hop: Medium Influence
Progressive Rock: Medium Influence
R&B: Medium Influence
Ska: Medium Influence
80's R&B: Low Influence
90's R&B: Low Influence
Old School Hip Hop: Low Influence
How's Your Taste in Music?

Movies:

Austin Powers, Christine, Pirates Of The Carribean, Army Of Darkness, View Askew pictures, Shawn Of The Dead, The Dark Half, Misery, High Fidelity, Flowers In The Attic, American Beauty, Closer, The Wall, Gia, Identity, Ginger Snaps, Say Anything, The Virgin Suicides, Where The Heart Is, Airheads, SpiderMan 1 and 2 (3 sucked balls IMO), Anchorman, Better Off Dead, The Boondock Saints, Grease, more.

Television:

I don't usually have the time or patience to watch TV but when I do:

-Anything with Mitch Hedberg, Stephen Lynch, Carlos Mencia, Dane Cook, or Kevin James.
- Family Guy
- The Simpsons
- Venture Bros.
- Shorties Watching Shorties
- Drawn Together
- Chapelle's Show
- Metalocalypse - Aqua Teen Hunger Force
- South Park
- That 70's Show
- Futurama
- Married With Children
- Rocko's Modern Life
- Anything involving classic cars, motorcycles, or animals. (In other words, Monday Night Discovery.)

Books:

Helter Skelter, The Dollanganger Series, The Most Evil Women In History, The Dark Half, Misery, Pet Semetary I and II, Go Ask Alice, Christine, more.

Heroes:

My vagina, your mom.

My Blog

Buah ha ha.

Your Life is Rated RYour life is definitely adults only. While children accompanied by parents are welcome, they'll probably be scarred for life.What is Your Life Rated?Meaningless blog for the most p...
Posted by Valerie on Thu, 05 Jun 2008 12:43:00 PST

Uhhh?

The last couple days I have been having very odd dreams involving blizzards, Justin Timberlake grabbing my boob, sneaking into a back kitchen of a restaurant and cutting lettuce, stripping, steam...
Posted by Valerie on Sun, 18 May 2008 01:23:00 PST

Sigh.

I miss him. I just got back a couple nights ago from spending 4 days with him. I should actually be mad at him. Is this normal?I had a dream I was looking for Happy along what looked like abandoned ra...
Posted by Valerie on Tue, 13 May 2008 10:46:00 PST

Happy.

Today would have been Happy's 5th birthday. For those of you who didn't know already, he was my cat that passed in February due to what seemed like 498579 different complications from Feline Leukemia...
Posted by Valerie on Wed, 07 May 2008 03:21:00 PST

Help?

To everyone in the semi-immediate area of Wallington (07057):I need help from anyone who is willing to assist me in moving what is left of my stuff in my old room. So far, the biggest things I need to...
Posted by Valerie on Sun, 27 Apr 2008 06:37:00 PST

The fire is burning.

Dear Jesus: I need two favors from you. 1.) Please make Sephiroth a real person. 2.) Please deliver him to me under the influence of roofies. I will only need one hour with him, or however long I ca...
Posted by Valerie on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 12:42:00 PST

Well.

Okay. So for the last couple weeks I feel like I have been in a better place. I have officially paid off 3 long-standing debts, and soon I could be widdling one that I have had since last year down, s...
Posted by Valerie on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 12:13:00 PST

Blank.

So the last 2 days have been very productive for me. Yesterday I cashed my check, got 2 money orders, went to the animal hospital and paid them $100, went to the grocery store and did some shopping, a...
Posted by Valerie on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 09:05:00 PST

I’m sorry.

On Saturday afternoon my baby boy Happy was put to sleep. He was 4 1/2 years old. He was diagnosed with lymphoma and an inflamed pancreas due to complications of being Feline Leukemia positive. He was...
Posted by Valerie on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 12:37:00 PST

Heath Ledger is DEAD!

    ...GET OVER IT.
Posted by Valerie on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 07:20:00 PST