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About Me

Please extinguish all cigarettes and ensure that your seatbacks and trays are in the upright and locked position.I want to be a flight attendant; I can save you all.Look to me for your instructions when the plane begins to fall.Once I wanted to be a nun til I found out what it takes from you Now Ive settled on flight attendant, and I know my heart is true.Ill never want to touch down, never want to see the groundIll never get lonely, cause Ill always fly away.I want to point out exits in a calm assuring way.Being a nun is such a selfish thing when %D%Ayou think of the comfort you can bring each day as a flight attendant.Youll all be like children to me, and my affection will be real(For the duration of the flight, anyway heres your blanket, heres your meal)and when the flight I bid you fond adieu...Then three hundred other people get on board,and my affection starts anew!Ill fly out every day knowing death may take this flightIll be so strong and ready, pushing open the emergency doors and pushing you out, down the inflatable slide, into the water,%Dach of you holding on to your seat cushion as your personal flotation device....and I will be the last to leave the plane.When even the pilots safe,Ill push off and swim away as the plane bursts into flames.and my knotted scarf will stay in place,and the waves will lap my strong face%Dnd I will have saved you all, oh I want to be a flight attendant.I want to be the one to pull your mask down in case of fire.I want to fly forever, and my arms will never tire. http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" /%D%A%D%A

My Interests

people watching, semiotics, cultural studies, pretending im a spy, short films, informercial actors, crossword puzzles that i cant finish, really bad angst filled teenage poetry, made for tv movies circa early to mid 90s, british sketch comedy, bad jokes, art, i come from a long line of poker players so i guess i should put that down by default, rainy days that arent humid, short stories, old women who treat their dogs better than their children or spouses, dive bars, people who arent smoking nazis, walks sans a destination, long pointless stories, shadow pupets, twister, television and film production, once again becoming a working actress, themed outfits, and to be even more of a cliche

adopt your own virtual pet!music oh, and the bitch who wrote this quiz:
You Could Boost Your Man Magnetism
Sure you meet a few men - but what woman doesn't?
You've got to break out of your shell, girl!
Get a makeover, gym membership, new wardrobe
Because no matter what, dating is a numbers game Are You Attractive?href="http://www.testriffic.com/personality/perso nality"

I'd like to meet:

Micheal Bolton before he was all cool and big. Bill Brasky and that one guy from monstercocks.com I think his name was Stan. Plaster Caster mary, whoever the fuck that is. and of course my hero, Jesus. Not Jesus, from the bible...Jesus the guy who works at chucky cheese and fucks like a raptor on the steroids. Come Closer I can not see you!oh, and one of these too, dont ask...

adopt your own virtual pet!and anybody who wants to shake their ass with me to this play list compiled by the wonderful and beautiful scrilla mad propz to falco!
Create Your Own

Music:

the hollies, rolling stones, beatles, starspanglas, strokes, louix xiv, adam green, libetines, red walls diamond nights, bangals, laura nyro, franz ferdinand, killers, wilco, moldy peaches, am radio, ben kweller, love scene, sleater kenny, t rex, television, ccr, joan jett, blondie, pat benetar, hot hot heat, french kicks, joggers, areosmith, magnetic fields, bob dylan, doors, the cure, the smiths, morrisey, velvet underground, the zombies, ambitious lovers, the band, the beach boys, billy nayer show, spiral staircase, dusty springfield, black rebel motorcycle club, blossom dearie, dinah krall, peggy lee, rosemary clooney, jet set six, elvis, bobby darin, the kinks, clarance carter, the clash, ima robot, electric six, the ramones, the cramps, cream, culture club, bowie, janis joplin, jimmy hendrix, divynals, edith piaf, shakira, kris kross, lil jon, peaches, crosby stills and nash, buffalo springfield, the eagles, autum defense, elefant, of montreal, elvis costello, the fever, prince, goldfrapp, hall and oats, blue suede, neil young, sex pistols, grass roots, heart, all o the girl group greats, souxie and the banchees, banaorama, the fab,poos, harry gorner, harry belefonte, jet, salt n pepa, tears for fears, echo and the bunnymen, yes, simon and garfunkle, blowfly, tom waits, the unicorns, waitresses, the white stripes, the yeah yeah yeahs...and you know what? i just dont really feel like going on, so ill end all this on a high note: GILLETTE!!! damn straight, bitches...
Your Inner Muse is Euterpe
You are most like this muse of music.
While you may or may not be musical...
You love music and set life to your own personal soundrack.
And you are good at making anyone's heart sing! What Muse Are You?eerily familliar: You should make love to rock

You like a fast beat and rocking sound. Queens of the Stone Age gives your lovemaking that dirty back of the tour bus type feel. Rock on!

Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Movies:

My life is rated NC-17!

Your life is rated NC-17!

What is your life rated? (MPAA Scale)

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Your Life is Like
Better Off Dead... What John Cusack Movie Are You?
You are Maryiln Monroe
A classic tortured beauty
You're the dream girl of many men
Yet they never seem to treat you right What Famous Pinup Are You?
Erotic Thriller
You've made your own rules in life - and sometimes that catches up with you.
Winding a web of deceit comes naturally, and no one really knows the true you.

Your best movie matches: Swimming Pool, Unfaithful, The Crush If Your Life Was a Movie, What Genre Would It Be?

Television:

700 Club, bitches...I am Murdock

They call him "Howling Mad" and with good reason. Once a top notch pilot, the pressures of war left Murdock mad. He is known for his smirk, variety of personas and overall mental instability. When he isn't spending time institutionalized, Murdock is using his flying skills for the A-Team, driving B.A. nuts and talking to his imaginary dog.
Which A-Team member are you???
Your 80s Heartthrob Is
John Stamos Who's Your 80's Heartthrob? What Ninja Turtle are you
Raphyou are the "dark" one. The Cynic. The Pessimist. you are loud and angry, and have a tendency to get into fights. You may appear rough from the outside, and you can have a short temper at times, but underneath it all you still care a great deal about thoes around you.
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You are 0% Rational, 100% Extroverted, 0% Brutal, and 100% Arrogant. As the Lord as my witness, I swear upon the good book that you are indeed the TELEVANGELIST! Characterized by extreme arrogance, self-assurance, and extroversion, you would make a very charismatic leader (though not a very good one). On top of that, you are also more intuitive than rational, predisposing you to a more spiritual or emotional outlook on life. Thus, you are thoroughly irrational, and you tend to think that sound logical reasoning is overrated, and that it is much better to trust your gut instincts--which must be pretty big instincts, considering the size of your gut. You also tend to be rather gentle and considerate of others' feelings. Clearly, you would make the perfect televangelist. You could easily fleece people of their money and their dignity like so many sheep. Emotional, extroverted, arrogant, and gentle, you annoy the hell out of people who have to listen to the feel-good, intuitive shit spewing from your mouth. Not only that, but people may look down on you as a self-centered asshat. So while you are gentle and genuinely care about others, it is quite clear that you still care about yourself MORE. Why is your personality flawed? Because you are too damned extroverted, emotional, and arrogant. So preach your irrational message, brotha-man! I assure you, no one will be listening. Except for a few bums. But they just want you to feed them crackers and wine.

To put it less negatively: 1. You are more INTUITIVE than rational. 2. You are more EXTROVERTED than introverted. 3. You are more GENTLE than brutal. 4. You are more ARROGANT than humble.Compatibility: Your exact opposite is the Spiteful Loner . Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Hippie , the Starving Artist , and the Robot . * * If you scored near fifty percent for a certain trait (42%-58%), you could very well go either way. For example, someone with 42% Extroversion is slightly leaning towards being an introvert, but is close enough to being an extrovert to be classified that way as well. Below is a list of the other personality types so that you can determine which other possible categories you may fill if you scored near fifty percent for certain traits. The other personality types: The Emo Kid : Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Humble. The Starving Artist : Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant. The Bitch-Slap : Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Humble. The Brute : Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant. The Hippie : Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble. The Televangelist : Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant. The Schoolyard Bully : Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble. The Class Clown : Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant. The Robot : Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Humble. The Haughty Intellectual : Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant. The Spiteful Loner : Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Humble. The Sociopath : Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant. The Hand-Raiser : Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble. The Braggart : Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant. The Capitalist Pig : Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble. The Smartass : Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant. Be sure to take my Sublime Philosophical Crap Test if you are interested in taking a slightly more intellectual test that has just as many insane ramblings as this one does!

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This test tracked 4 variables. How the score compared to the other people's: ..TR ..TR ..TABLE Higher than 0% on Rationality ..TR ..TABLE Higher than 95% on Extroversion ..TR ..TABLE Higher than 0% on Brutality ..TR ..TABLE Higher than 98% on Arrogance ..TABLE
Link: The Personality Defect Test written by saint_gasoline on Ok Cupid

Books:

valley of the dolls, phantom toll booth, after such pleasures, laments for the living, lust, the fan man, how to talk dirty and influence people, franny and zooey, this side of paradise, the short stories of tennesee williams, 101 ways to make love to a yorkshire terrier


You're Lolita!
by Vladimir Nabokov
Considered by most to be depraved and immoral, you are obsessed with sex. What really tantalizes you is that which deviates from societal standards in every way, though you admit that this probably isn't the best and you're not sure what causes this desire. Nonetheless, you've done some pretty nefarious things in your life, and probably gotten caught for them. The names have been changed, but the problems are real. Please stay away from children.
Take the Book Quiz at the Blue Pyramid .


You're a Tiger!
You've really earned your stripes. People like to sing about your eyes, which some find to be thrilling. You're rather fond of Detroit, as well as half the universities and high schools all across America. When people want to calm you down a bit, they use the word "easy". Overall, you're grrrrreat!
Take the Animal Quiz at the Blue Pyramid .

My score on The LONG Scientific Personality Test :
ENFP - The Champion
(You scored 90% I to E, 10% N to S, 19% F to T, and 73% J to P!)
Your type is known as the Champion type, which is part of the larger group called idealists. Nothing occurs that does not have some deep and ethical significance in your eyes. You see life as an exciting drama. You are very charismatic, yet tend to be too harsh on yourself for not being as genuine as you think you should be. 3% of the population shares your type. As a romantic partner, you need to talk about what is going on in your life. You are a strong supporter for your partner's efforts to grow and change and be happy. You need to feel that same support from your partner. Expressive, optimistic, and curious, you are eager to enjoy new experiences with your partner, whom you wish to be your confidant and soul mate, as well as play mate. You are uncomfortable sharing negative emotion, though, and tend to withdraw from confrontation and process your feelings privately. You feel most loved when your partner appreciates your creativity, accepts your uniqueness, and sees you as the compassionate person you are. You need to hear your partner tell you how much you mean to them and would love if they did thoughtful spontaneous things to demonstrate it. Your group summary: idealists (NF) Your type summary: ENFP
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You Are Aphrodite!
A total shining star with a ton of admirers
And no wonder: you live life to the fullest!
When things get bad, you can easily take off to a happier place
But occasionally, you need to deal with problems head on What Goddess Are You? What type of vampire are you?
Walking Sex Vampire
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Nemesis
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Which Mafia Don are you?

John Gotti
Born in The Bronx in New York City took NO hesitation to do what he had to do to get to tha top even if it meant Killing his Boss
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So, you uh, Like to take picture, eh? Wink wink Nudge nudge, you eh, like to ask people what their intersted, a little bit of how's your farther? Say no more.. shame you don't know what its like.... YOU are the wink wink nudge nudge sketch
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Edger u happy with the result oh well
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jake bluescool guy really nice funny does his own stunts
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You are COCAINE.
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Heroes:

my mother: nancy patricia shannon-scopas and my grandfather: william paul shannon I. the two most amazing people that i could ever be lucky enough to have ever have met in this or any lifetime

My Blog

Faster than fashion

So whilst skimming the headlines today it was brought to my attention that the movement to actually bring legal action against agencies and designers who use models deemed to be 'too thin' may actuall...
Posted by i shot 2 pac... p.diddy's next on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 12:57:00 PST

castles made of sand and glass houses

You and our goddamn sunsets.I always preferred a good sunrise.  Maybe it’s the night owl in me but there just seems to be something more exclusive to a sunrise.   Something cleans...
Posted by i shot 2 pac... p.diddy's next on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 01:13:00 PST

seriously, does this outfit work?

i think its funny that i posted a blog under an hour ago and its been read over 7 timesdo they automatically just account for the subscribers? so unless youre at the window watching (if you all ill pu...
Posted by i shot 2 pac... p.diddy's next on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 03:43:00 PST

a waist is a terrible thing to mind

Dark horss and other social myths I know im not alone in my amazment and shame of how much time, effort and in years past money I have spent on beauty and the quest there of.   This has erod...
Posted by i shot 2 pac... p.diddy's next on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 03:15:00 PST

THE PHARMABITCH STRIKES AGAIN

And trust me, that  bitch is lucky I don’t own a gun.   Im talking "finding a needle in a haystack with the fucking power ball numbers etched on it pinned to a dollar to buy the t...
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christian bale > than superman... FACT


Posted by i shot 2 pac... p.diddy's next on Mon, 07 Jan 2008 03:14:00 PST

so, you CAN get locked out of the other side of a lockless door...

ya, i was pretty sure none of you knew that. aside from maybe patrick who im sure i had tried to impress with that little tidbit a long time ago. today i made the guest room door my bitch. while, ye...
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its never been a drag

So, some of you are close to me, see me on a regular basis or as regular as anybody else, so I know that at least you select and chosen few will see this.   Should anything ever happen to me...
Posted by i shot 2 pac... p.diddy's next on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 12:16:00 PST

even eharmony wont call me back

THINGS I HAVE SAID BEFORE THE FIRST MONTH OF DATING SOMEBODY go touch yourself I bet youd be a really hot drag queen You look like Peter Sellers, but in a good way Its from a kids store, I don't thin...
Posted by i shot 2 pac... p.diddy's next on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 05:42:00 PST

rock&roll days

a very good friend of mine was killed this past weekend ill post the story and other memories from other friends of his. sorry, this may seem a little self indulgent, but for someone who truly was a...
Posted by i shot 2 pac... p.diddy's next on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 04:04:00 PST