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Perfect In That *Fucked* Up Way

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About Me

I'm Jaki.

I'm sitting in a library.

Something keeps hitting the window.

I'm hoping this is some kind of wonderful sign that I'm about to come into some kind of something.

So, about me?
I live with my ex (who sucks!), in a teeny flat with my babies, Jack & Rags.
They are my furry children.
They are my only excitement.
Oh, apart from my friends boy. He's funny and shouty.
I live two seconds walk from (said friend) Jen's house.
But millions of miles from Squirt's. (She doesn't know this but I'm planning on hiding in her hair when she moves and then I'll pop out and surprise her when she least expects it)
Anyways, I like stuff.
I just got my tongue itched.

I'm a hopeless romantic. Your just hopeless.

I've come to wrap you up tight til it's time to bite down...

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Edgar Allan Poe
The Raven

Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered weak and weary, Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore, While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping, As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door. ..'Tis some visitor,' I muttered, ..tapping at my chamber door - Only this, and nothing more.'

Ah, distinctly I remember it was in the bleak December, And each separate dying ember wrought its ghost upon the floor. Eagerly I wished the morrow; - vainly I had sought to borrow From my books surcease of sorrow - sorrow for the lost Lenore - For the rare and radiant maiden whom the angels named Lenore - Nameless here for evermore.

And the silken sad uncertain rustling of each purple curtain Thrilled me - filled me with fantastic terrors never felt before; So that now, to still the beating of my heart, I stood repeating ..'Tis some visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door - Some late visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door; - This it is, and nothing more,'

Presently my soul grew stronger; hesitating then no longer, ..Sir,' said I, ..or Madam, truly your forgiveness I implore; But the fact is I was napping, and so gently you came rapping, And so faintly you came tapping, tapping at my chamber door, That I scarce was sure I heard you' - here I opened wide the door; - Darkness there, and nothing more.

Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there wondering, fearing, Doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before But the silence was unbroken, and the darkness gave no token, And the only word there spoken was the whispered word, ..Lenore!' This I whispered, and an echo murmured back the word, ..Lenore!' Merely this and nothing more.

Back into the chamber turning, all my soul within me burning, Soon again I heard a tapping somewhat louder than before. ..Surely,' said I, ..surely that is something at my window lattice; Let me see then, what thereat is, and this mystery explore - Let my heart be still a moment and this mystery explore; - 'Tis the wind and nothing more!'

Open here I flung the shutter, when, with many a flirt and flutter, In there stepped a stately raven of the saintly days of yore. Not the least obeisance made he; not a minute stopped or stayed he; But, with mien of lord or lady, perched above my chamber door - Perched upon a bust of Pallas just above my chamber door - Perched, and sat, and nothing more.

Then this ebony bird beguiling my sad fancy into smiling, By the grave and stern decorum of the countenance it wore, ..Though thy crest be shorn and shaven, thou,' I said, ..art sure no craven. Ghastly grim and ancient raven wandering from the nightly shore - Tell me what thy lordly name is on the Night's Plutonian shore!' Quoth the raven, ..Nevermore.'

Much I marvelled this ungainly fowl to hear discourse so plainly, Though its answer little meaning - little relevancy bore; For we cannot help agreeing that no living human being Ever yet was blessed with seeing bird above his chamber door - Bird or beast above the sculptured bust above his chamber door, With such name as ..Nevermore.'

But the raven, sitting lonely on the placid bust, spoke only, That one word, as if his soul in that one word he did outpour. Nothing further then he uttered - not a feather then he fluttered - Till I scarcely more than muttered ..Other friends have flown before - On the morrow will he leave me, as my hopes have flown before.' Then the bird said, ..Nevermore.'

Startled at the stillness broken by reply so aptly spoken, ..Doubtless,' said I, ..what it utters is its only stock and store, Caught from some unhappy master whom unmerciful disaster Followed fast and followed faster till his songs one burden bore - Till the dirges of his hope that melancholy burden bore Of "Never-nevermore."'

But the raven still beguiling all my sad soul into smiling, Straight I wheeled a cushioned seat in front of bird and bust and door; Then, upon the velvet sinking, I betook myself to linking Fancy unto fancy, thinking what this ominous bird of yore - What this grim, ungainly, gaunt, and ominous bird of yore Meant in croaking ..Nevermore.'

This I sat engaged in guessing, but no syllable expressing To the fowl whose fiery eyes now burned into my bosom's core; This and more I sat divining, with my head at ease reclining On the cushion's velvet lining that the lamp-light gloated o'er, But whose velvet violet lining with the lamp-light gloating o'er, She shall press, ah, nevermore!

Then, methought, the air grew denser, perfumed from an unseen censer Swung by Seraphim whose foot-falls tinkled on the tufted floor. ..Wretch,' I cried, ..thy God hath lent thee - by these angels he has sent thee Respite - respite and nepenthe from thy memories of Lenore! Quaff, oh quaff this kind nepenthe, and forget this lost Lenore!' Quoth the raven, ..Nevermore.'

..Prophet!' said I, ..thing of evil! - prophet still, if bird or devil! - Whether tempter sent, or whether tempest tossed thee here ashore, Desolate yet all undaunted, on this desert land enchanted - On this home by horror haunted - tell me truly, I implore - Is there - is there balm in Gilead? - tell me - tell me, I implore!' Quoth the raven, ..Nevermore.'

..Prophet!' said I, ..thing of evil! - prophet still, if bird or devil! By that Heaven that bends above us - by that God we both adore - Tell this soul with sorrow laden if, within the distant Aidenn, It shall clasp a sainted maiden whom the angels named Lenore - Clasp a rare and radiant maiden, whom the angels named Lenore?' Quoth the raven, ..Nevermore.'

..Be that word our sign of parting, bird or fiend!' I shrieked upstarting - ..Get thee back into the tempest and the Night's Plutonian shore! Leave no black plume as a token of that lie thy soul hath spoken! Leave my loneliness unbroken! - quit the bust above my door! Take thy beak from out my heart, and take thy form from off my door!' Quoth the raven, ..Nevermore.'

And the raven, never flitting, still is sitting, still is sitting On the pallid bust of Pallas just above my chamber door; And his eyes have all the seeming of a demon's that is dreaming, And the lamp-light o'er him streaming throws his shadow on the floor; And my soul from out that shadow that lies floating on the floor Shall be lifted - nevermore!

~ Music ~
~ Tattoos ~
~ Sex ~
~ Piercings ~
~ Photography ~
~ Rusks ~
~ Lenore ~ The Cute Little Dead Girl ~
~ Shopping ~
~ Movies ~
~ Pokes ~
~ The Moon ~
~ Interwebness ~
~ Pubs ~
~ Smoking ~
~ Tea ~
~ Stars ~ the kind in the sky! ~
~ Reading ~
~ Fluffy things ~
~ Plucking my eyebrows ~
~ Doodles ~
~ Noises ~
~ Tinsel ~
~ Happy pills ~
~ Cracking my knuckles ~
~ Sniffing ~
~ Dancing & Singing... In the shower ~
~ Summer ~
~ Winter ~
~ Friends ~
~ Cake ~
~ Clothes ~
~ Looking at stuffs and peoples ~

I'd like to meet:



Bert & Ernie.
Pocoyo.
Spongebob.
Rainbow Brite.
Jem.

Music:

~ 311~
~ A ~
~ AFI ~
~ Agnostic Front ~
~ Alkaline Trio ~
~ American Hi-Fi ~
~ Ash ~
~ Assorted Jelly Beans ~
~ Avenged Sevenfold ~
~ Billy Talent~
~ Blink182 ~
~ Bloodhound Gang ~
~ Bowling for Soup ~
~ Bullet For My Valentine ~
~ Capdown ~
~ Captain Everything ~
~ Choking Victim ~
~ Coheed & Cambria ~
~ Coyote Shivers ~
~ Cute Is What We Aim For ~
~ Danzig ~
~ Dashboard Confessional ~
~ Death Cab for Cutie ~
~ Evanescence ~
~ Fallout Boy ~
~ Feeder ~
~ Filter ~
~ Funeral for a Friend ~
~ Further Seems Forever ~
~ Gin Blossoms ~
~ GLC ~
~ Goldfinger ~
~ Good Charlotte ~
~ Green Day ~
~ Guano Apes ~
~ Hard-fi ~
~ Head Automatica ~
~ High Holy Days ~
~ Hoobastank ~
~ Hot Hot Heat ~
~ Janes Addiction ~
~ Jem & The Holograms ~
~ Jet ~
~ Jimmies Chicken Shack ~
~ Jimmy Eat World ~
~ Kaiser Chiefs ~
~ Left Front Tire ~
~ Less Than Jake ~
~ Limp Bizkit ~
~ Linkin Park ~
~ Lostprophets ~
~ Matchbook Romance ~
~ Maximo Park ~
~ Mest ~
~ Metallica ~
~ Minor Threat ~
~ Morrissey ~
~ MXPX ~
~ My Chemical Romance ~
~ New Found Glory ~
~ Nirvana ~
~ No Doubt ~
~ No Use For a Name ~
~ NoFX ~
~ P.O.D ~
~ Panic! At The Disco ~
~ Papa Roach ~
~ Puddle of Mudd ~
~ Rage Against the Machine ~
~ Ramones ~
~ Rancid ~
~ Red Hot Chili Peppers ~
~ Reuben ~
~ Robots in Disguise ~
~ Saves The Day ~
~ Senses Fail ~
~ Simple Plan ~
~ Slipknot ~
~ Social Distortion ~
~ Something Coporate ~
~ Space ~
~ Staind ~
~ Sum 41 ~
~ Taking Back Sunday ~
~ The All American Rejects ~
~ The Ataris ~
~ The Automatic ~
~ The Black Maria ~
~ The Casualties ~
~ The Cure ~
~ The Futureheads ~
~ The Gadjits ~
~ The Get Up Kids ~
~ The Killers ~
~ The Movielife ~
~ The Offspring ~
~ The Smiths ~
~ The Strokes ~
~ The Undertones ~
~ The Used ~
~ Thursday ~
~ Trivium ~
~ Tupac ~
~ Wakefield ~
~ Yellowcard ~

Movies:

~ The Nightmare Before Christmas ~
~ The Corpse Bride ~
~ The Night They Saved Christmas ~
~ Howl's Moving Castle ~
~ James And The Giant Peach ~
~ Shaun of the Dead ~
~ Aliens ~
~ Finding Nemo ~
~ Simply Irresistible ~
~ Thirteen Ghosts ~
~ Dog Soldiers ~
~ Wilderness ~
~ Empire Records ~
~ 28 Days Later ~
~ Roadkill ~
~ Evolution ~
~ X-Men ~
~ X-Men 2 ~
~ X-Men 3 ~
~ Blade ~
~ Blade 2 ~
~ Blade Trinity ~
~ Clerks ~
~ Dogma ~
~ Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back ~
~ Jersey Girl ~
~ Daredevil ~
~ The Punisher ~
~ Hellboy ~
~ Sweet Home Alabama ~
~ The Girl Next Door ~
~ Heathers ~
~ Pretty In Pink ~
~ Girls Just Want to Have Fun ~
~ Cry-Baby ~
~ Event Horizon ~
~ Ichi the Killer ~
~ House of 1000 Corpses ~
~ The Devils Rejects ~
~ The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy ~
~ Donnie Darko ~
~ The Bone Collector ~
~ Stir of Echos ~
~ Batteries Not Included ~
~ Redeye ~
~ Saw ~
~ Saw 2 ~
~ Saw 3 ~
~ Running Scared ~
~ Transformers ~
~ The Night of the Living Dead ~
~ Dawn of the Dead ~
~ Land of the Dead ~
~ MirrorMask ~
~ Stardust ~

Television:

STOOPID LITTLE MAN.
LITTLE PUFFY RAT-MIDGET COTTON-TUSHED COOTIE INFESTED FREAK OF NATURE POO POO HEADED...
MONSTROSITY OF THE SEVENTH LAYER OF HECK - PEE PEE BREATHED... DOOKIE EATING - PIG LOV'N - CRAB LIKE - BOW LEGGED - CREEPY ASS -BULBOUS HEADED - SMALLER THAN A BREAD BOX - HOLLOW BRAINED - GOPHER LICK'N - INTESTINE SHAPED - BACON WRAPPED - NO SOAP USING - SQUID SLURPING - BOTCHILISM GROWING - CROTCH SCRATCHING - ONE BALLED - ACCIDENTALLY BIRTHED - FILTH SPREADING - JUICE PRODUCING - GREASY PALMED - FART LEAKING - BALL OF CRAP SHAPED LIKE A LITTLE MAN.
Edgar Allen Poe
Lenore
Ah, broken is the golden bowl! the spirit flown forever! Let the bell toll!- a saintly soul floats on the Stygian river; And, Guy de Vere, hast thou no tear?- weep now or nevermore! See! on yon drear and rigid bier low lies thy love, Lenore! Come! let the burial rite be read- the funeral song be sung!- An anthem for the queenliest dead that ever died so young- A dirge for her the doubly dead in that she died so young.
"Wretches! ye loved her for her wealth and hated her for her pride, And when she fell in feeble health, ye blessed her- that she died! How shall the ritual, then, be read?- the requiem how be sung By you- by yours, the evil eye,- by yours, the slanderous tongue That did to death the innocence that died, and died so young?"
Peccavimus; but rave not thus! and let a Sabbath song Go up to God so solemnly the dead may feel no wrong. The sweet Lenore hath "gone before," with Hope, that flew beside, Leaving thee wild for the dear child that should have been thy bride. For her, the fair and debonair, that now so lowly lies, The life upon her yellow hair but not within her eyes The life still there, upon her hair- the death upon her eyes.
"Avaunt! avaunt! from fiends below, the indignant ghost is riven- From Hell unto a high estate far up within the Heaven- From grief and groan, to a golden throne, beside the King of Heaven! Let no bell toll, then,- lest her soul, amid its hallowed mirth, Should catch the note as it doth float up from the damned Earth! And I!- to-night my heart is light!- no dirge will I upraise, But waft the angel on her flight with a Paean of old days!"

Books:

~ The Nightmare Before Christmas ~
~ The Melancholy Death of Oyster Boy & Other Stories ~
~ The Little Mole Who Knew It Was None Of His Business ~
~ The Cat With A Really Big Head and one other story that isn't as good. ~
~ Something at the Window is Scratching ~
~ The Monsters in my Tummy ~
~ The Great Pet Sale ~
~ The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time ~
~ A Spot of Bother ~
~ Danny Yates Must Die ~
~ Phoebe and the Hot Water Bottles ~
~ The Hungry Caterpillar ~
~ Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging ~
~ It's OK, I'm Wearing Really Big Knickers ~
~ Knocked Out by My Nunga-Nungas ~
~ Dancing in the Nuddy Pants ~
~ ...And Thats When it Fell Off in My Hand ~
~ ...Then He Ate My Boy Entrancers ~
~ ...Startled by His Furry Shorts ~
~ Luuurve is a Many Trousered Thing... ~
~ Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone ~
~ Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets ~
~ Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban ~
~ Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire ~
~ Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix ~
~ Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince ~
~ Harry Potter and the Shittest Ending of a Book EVER ~
~ Stardust ~
~ Coraline ~
~ Neverwhere ~
~ Why Do Men Have Nipples? ~
~ Does Anything Eat Wasps? ~
~ Why Don't Penguins Feet Freeze? ~
~ Choke ~
~ Lullaby ~
~ Survivor ~
~ Berserk ~
~ Life As We Knew It ~
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Heroes:

~ Roman Dirge ~
~ Jack Skellington ~
~ Lenore ~

My Blog

Life or something along the lines of it...

So, sweet fa has been happening with me other than... The lovely Ben has been tattooing my poor little wrist, but because someone (no names Dan) is such a fuckhead its not finished yet. But kudos to h...
Posted by Perfect In That *Fucked* Up Way on Fri, 02 Nov 2007 10:14:00 PST

So, I don't wanna be here anymore.

Thursday night Dan dumped me. I'm not going into the whole story because frankly, I'm ashamed and embarrassed. I feel like a fool. I had to lie to my family because I was hoping that there could have ...
Posted by Perfect In That *Fucked* Up Way on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 07:29:00 PST

Oh goddammit...

Ok, before any of you read on I'd suggest you go here for a laugh... http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&f riendID=180560148&blogID=264958073&Mytoken=4926E1E1- 7EFF-4775-...
Posted by Perfect In That *Fucked* Up Way on Wed, 16 May 2007 04:30:00 PST

Well, well, well... Who'd have thought...

The only reason some of you haven't been told is because I was made to promise Dan could tell his friends first, but because he sucks, he hasn't done it. And I have dropped subtle hints in a couple ...
Posted by Perfect In That *Fucked* Up Way on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 04:50:00 PST

Possibly the worlds most documented kitten...

Yes folks, here we have some more pictures of clearly the worlds most precious kitty.                 All together now... 'Awwwwwwwwww'. She would love...
Posted by Perfect In That *Fucked* Up Way on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 07:38:00 PST

Poems... If you can call them that.

Here are two very different 'poems' I wrote... She was driving along in her beemer, a blue one. He gold rolex caught my eye with a flash from the sun. With her long, styled hair and D & G suit, I...
Posted by Perfect In That *Fucked* Up Way on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 02:21:00 PST

Something along the lines of poetry...

So, I wanna blog, but I'm feeling pretty shitty and don't wanna go into it. But you can all have the pleasure of viewing 3 out of 4 of the only poems I've ever written... All the hurt,All the pain....
Posted by Perfect In That *Fucked* Up Way on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 02:31:00 PST