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Storyteller

Journey of the Dark Stranger

About Me

MyGen Profile GeneratorEclectic, intelligent, creative, humourous – not the sort of person to be defined by stereotypes. Not one of those who prefer to live their lives in a pre-defined box because it's safe. A chameleon, I can fit into any group yet there is always something that doesn't fit. I have friends who are goths / chavs, pagans / christians: at ease with all yet some how different. A sense of humour that ranges from erudite witticisms to elaborate pranks, witty one-liners to sharp put-downs.
What Kind of Goth Are You?
Goth
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You scored as Jigsaw. You are Jigsaw. You dont enjoy killing people at all. You instead love to see how far people will go to live. However if it ends in a bloody death, you still sleep with a smile on your face. You are intelligent, and know how to outwit just about anyone. And that spells bad news for anyone who falls into your games of death and torture.

Jigsaw


80%

Hannibal Lecter


60%

Freddy Krueger


40%

Pinhead


35%

Leatherface


30%

Jason Voorhees


25%

Candyman


20%

Michael Myers


20%

Captain Spaulding


10%

Buffalo Bill


5%
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You Have A Type A- Personality
You are one of the most balanced people around
Motivated and focused, you are good at getting what you want
You rule at success, but success doesn't rule you.
When it's playtime, you really know how to kick back
Whether it's hanging out with friends or doing something you love!
You live life to the fullest - encorporating the best of both worlds Do You Have a Type A Personality?
People Envy Your Ingenuity
You're a person with unique ideas, big plans, and a zany outlook on life. Many people look to you for inspiration.
People envy your creativity and "who cares?" attitude. They feel very ordinary next to you - and they usually are! What Do People Envy About You?
You Are A Chestnut Tree
You are a born diplomat with a well developed sense of justice.
And even though you're impressive and intimidating, you're also fun to be around.
You can be irritated easily, and you sometimes act superior.
Nevertheless, you are sensitive of others feelings and very loyal.
Sometimes you feel misunderstood and are fiercely close to those who know you best. What's Your Celtic Horoscope?
Your Quirk Factor: 74%
You're so quirky, it's hard for you to tell the difference between quirky and normal.
No doubt about it, there's little about you that's "normal" or "average." How Quirky Are You?
Your Hidden Talent
You have the natural talent of rocking the boat, thwarting the system.
And while this may not seem big, it can be.
It's people like you who serve as the catalysts to major cultural changes.
You're just a bit behind the scenes, so no one really notices. What's Your Hidden Talent?
You Are 50% Weird
Normal enough to know that you're weird...
But too damn weird to do anything about it! How Weird Are You?
You Are Lightning
Beautiful yet dangerous
People will stop and watch you when you appear
Even though you're capable of random violence
You are best known for: your power
Your dominant state: performing What Type of Weather Are You?
You Are 68% Open Minded
You are a very open minded person, but you're also well grounded.
Tolerant and flexible, you appreciate most lifestyles and viewpoints.
But you also know where you stand firm, and you can draw that line.
You're open to considering every possibility - but in the end, you stand true to yourself. How Open Minded Are You?
You Are 55% Normal
While some of your behavior is quite normal...
Other things you do are downright strange
You've got a little of your freak going on
But you mostly keep your weirdness to yourself How Normal Are You?
Your Brain's Pattern
Your mind is a firestorm - full of intensity and drama.
Your thoughts may seem scattered to you most of the time...
But they often seem strong and passionate to those around you.
You are a natural influencer. The thoughts you share are very powerful and persuading. What Pattern Is Your Brain?
Your Dosha is Pitta
You have a quick mind, a gift for persuasion, and a sharp sense of humor.
You have both the drive and people skills to be a very successful leader.
Argumentative and a bit stubborn, you have been known to be a little too set in your ways.
But while you may be biased toward your own point of view, you are always honest, fair, and ethical.
With friends: You are outgoing and open to anyone who might want to talk to you
In love: You are picky but passionate
To achieve more balance: Be less judgmental of those around you, and take cool walks in the moonlight. What's Your Dosha?
You Are 24% Abnormal
You are at low risk for being a psychopath. It is unlikely that you have no soul.
You are at medium risk for having a borderline personality. It is somewhat likely that you are a chaotic mess.
You are at medium risk for having a narcissistic personality. It is somewhat likely that you are in love with your own reflection.
You are at low risk for having a social phobia. It is unlikely that you feel most comfortable in your mom's basement.
You are at low risk for obsessive compulsive disorder. It is unlikely that you are addicted to hand sanitizer. How Abnormal Are You?
You Are an Espresso
At your best, you are: straight shooting, ambitious, and energetic
At your worst, you are: anxious and high strung
You drink coffee when: anytime you're not sleeping
Your caffeine addiction level: high What Kind of Coffee Are You?
What Your Sleeping Position Says
You are calm and rational.
You are also giving and kind - a great friend.
You are easy going and trusting.
However, you are too sensible to fall for mind games. What Does Your Sleeping Position Say About You?
You Are Batman
Billionaire playboy by day. Saving the world by night.
And you're not even a true superhero. Just someone with a lot of expensive toys! What Superhero Are You?
You Are Somewhat Machiavellian
You're not going to mow over everyone to get ahead...
But you're also powerful enough to make things happen for yourself.
You understand how the world works, even when it's an ugly place.
You just don't get ugly yourself - unless you have to! How Machiavellian Are You?
Your Personality Is Like Acid
A bit wacky, you're very difficult to predict.
One moment you're in your own little happy universe...
And the next, you're on a bad trip to your own personal hell! What Drug Is Your Personality Like?
You Should Be a Joke Writer
You're totally hilarious, and you can find the humor in any situation.
Whether you're spouting off zingers, comebacks, or jokes about life...
You usually can keep a crowd laughing, and you have plenty of material.
You have the makings of a great comedian - or comedic writer. What Type of Writer Should You Be?
The Keys to Your Heart
You are attracted to good manners and elegance.
In love, you feel the most alive when your lover is creative and never lets you feel bored.
You'd like to your lover to think you are stylish and alluring.
You would be forced to break up with someone who was arrogant, acting like the dictator of your life.
Your ideal relationship is comforting. You crave a relationship where you always feel warmth and love.
Your risk of cheating is low. Even if you're tempted, you'd try hard not to do it.
You think of marriage as something precious. You'll treasure marriage and treat it as sacred.
In this moment, you think of love as something you can get or discard anytime. You're feeling self centered. What Are The Keys To Your Heart?
You Are Strength
You represent both fiery energy and steadfast will.
You are innocent and naive - yet unafraid and undaunted.
Perhaps you don't have the most powerful physical strength...
But your mental powers make up for any amount of muscle.
Your fortune:
Lately, you have been a pillar of ethics and moral strength.
And while things may be difficult, your faith in yourself will come through.
You may need to conquer the animalistic nature of yourself or others, with gentle force.
Although this may seem like the darkest hour for you, victory is near. What Tarot Card Are You?
Your Career Type: Artistic
You are expressive, original, and independent.
Your talents lie in your artistic abilities: creative writing, drama, crafts, music, or art.
You would make an excellent:
Actor - Art Teacher - Book Editor
Clothes Designer - Comedian - Composer
Dancer - DJ - Graphic Designer
Illustrator - Musician - Sculptor
The worst career options for your are conventional careers, like bank teller or secretary. What's Your Ideal Career?
You Are 5: The Investigator
You're independent - and a logical analytical thinker.
You love learning and ideas... and know things no one else does.
Bored by small talk, you refuse to participate in boring conversations.
You are open minded. A visionary. You understand the world and may change it. What Number Are You?
You Should Drive a Jaguar XK 4.2
You don't care how you get there as long as you get there with class.
And having a little power doesn't hurt either! What 2007 Car Should You Drive? ?? Which Natural Wonder Or Disaster Are You ??
Waterfall
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Your love is... by ChibiMarronchan
Your name is...
Your kiss is... mysterious
Your hugs are... to die for
Your eyes... burn into my heart
Your touch is... irresistable
Your smell is... amazing
Your smile is... hypnotising
Your love is... unique
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My Interests

Japan, Coffee, Chocolate, Cats (especially tigers), Motorbikes, Reading, writing (yes, I am really a storyteller), art, photography, music - or anything that involves being creative (especially if it's messy), Trees, Gaelic culture/history, Learning new stuff, Chess, Absinthe, Wandering lonely as a cloud and other arty-farty stuff.

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I'd like to meet:

A real-life native American Indian shaman/medicine man, A fish called Wanda, A cute Japanese woman, Monty Python - to complain about this parrot I bought, Treebeard the Ent - for coffee and conversation, Sun Tsu, A chess-playing book-loving red-haired gothbabe, Someone with a lot of ready cash in a dark alley, Guildenstren and Rosencratz, Godot, A dying man with a mysterious puzzle box who's last words are "It's up to you now. Keep it from... them!", The Loch Ness monster, Or a Faerie, Or some other mythological creature, Merlin (Emrys or Wylt), A man with a bag of magic seeds, Dr Seuss, Jorja Fox from CSI, people with an open mind and a sense of humour, Pauly Perrette (NCIS), Audrey Hepburn, Dita Von Teese.Dylan Moran-Comedy store
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Music:

An eclectic and varied taste that encompasses pretty much everything. Prefer to judge music on it's own merits rather than genre.

Movies:

Rocky Horror Picture Show, Near Dark, Batman Begins, Monsters Inc (et al), X-men, Labyrinth, Metropolis, Fallen, The Game, Final Destination, Lemony Snickett's A Series of Unfortunate Events. Sci-fi, horror, thrillers, comedy.

Television:

Dr. Who, Stargate SG1, MotoGP, CSI, Smallville, QI, Criminal Minds.

Books:

Fantasy (Michael Moorcock, Terry Pratchett, Robin Hobb) mainly, and graphic novels (Sandman, Watchmen, Maus), although I have a large collection of reference material for my writing. How well do you write? [ Very Detailed Results ][b]SHAKESPEARE IN THE MAKING[/b]Congratulations, you passed my test. Whether or not you simply picked what answer looked the best I don't know, but I'm assuming you answered truthfully. As such you are a promising writer. You don't write about the overly cliche crap that's clogging up this site like a coronary waiting to happen. I commend you.
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Heroes:

Batman (defeated his opponents with brains, gadgets and martial arts rather than "super" powers), Pagliacci Go see my mate Jaki's photos, they're ace :)

My Blog

Chapter 1 - cont...

"My tale begins thirty years ago in the town of Dun Mæradui. Every year, the lord there holds a banquet to celebrate Lughnassadh. Many foreign dignitaries attend and all the chieftains of Seóridh are ...
Posted by Storyteller on Sat, 15 Jul 2006 10:56:00 PST

Chapter 1

One Hundred and Ninety Five BG The wind was howling like a demented wolf as it tore across the moors, the trees of the Great Forest were cowering in fear as it roared past. Leaning into the wind, a lo...
Posted by Storyteller on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 12:02:00 PST

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ad aperturam libri I am the Storyteller. I existed before the story began and I will continue to exist after the story concludes. My words bring worlds into being and direct the lives of the myriad pe...
Posted by Storyteller on Sat, 24 Jun 2006 07:20:00 PST

And so, it begins...

As the villagers gathered around the hearth-fire, the storyteller began... Nothing much here at the moment. Will get around to updating stuff as soon as I've stopped experimenting with my new D70s. K...
Posted by Storyteller on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 12:08:00 PST