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Total13

What do you mean I'm too old for eyeliner??!

About Me

Not much to say really. Ageing, failed rock star complete with mid-life crisis and an unhealthy interest in shoes. Can't live without my hair wax or starighteners :O)If I had the cash I'd move to Finland and spend my days smoking Marlboro and playing in the snow! (Better scatch that thought...I'm trying to give the Marlboro up....again!)

My Interests

Rock music(Especially glam/sleaze stuff but I have far broader tastes than I used to!), Motorbikes (Got an SV650S), Fast cars (I love my Fiat Coupe like it was my child!), My beloved Liverpool FC, bit of politics (Yet I was terrified of Mr Sutherland in 6th Form!), Bit of history (Especially WW1 and WW2) That's about it....I'm a shallow creature.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone that can be arsed to talk to me, I guess.

Music:

Motley Crue, Hanoi Rocks, Backyard Babies, The YoYos, Gypsy Pistoleros, Stereojunks, New Generation Superstars, LA Guns, Muse, The Feeling, Shotgun Messiah, Faster Pussycat, Vain, Love/Hate, Spread Eagle, Towers of London, Brides of Destruction, The Throbs, The Meteors, The Fratellis, T-Rex, Hardcore Superstar, Enuff Z'Nuff, Buckcherry, Danny Frye, Crystal Pistol, Van Halen (Old stuff) The Cult, Dogs D'Amour, Rancid, Madness, The Specials, Avenged Sevenfold, The Wildhearts, Bullets and Octane, Demolition 23, Cinderella, The Sea Hags, Star Star, Sisters of Mercy...I could go on all day but I'm too damned lazy.FASTER PUSSYCAT YOUR SO VAIN

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Add to My Profile | More VideosThis song will always make me cry like a baby:Unintended - Muse

Add to My Profile | More VideosI love this video. Its a who's who of 80's rock! Sam Kinnison Wild Thing

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Movies:

Once Upon a Time in America, Original Star Wars trilogy (None of that new shite, thanks!), Brotherhood (Taegukgi), Quadrophenia, Platoon, Downfall, An American Werewolf in London, Indiana Jones, Elf (I have no shame, y'know!), The Goonies, Any cheesy 80's brat pack comedy type thing..Weird Science rocks! Pulp Fiction.Someone told me I should watch Easter Parade but singing in films just isn't my thing really! lol

Television:

Extras, Never Mind the Buzzcocks, Man stroke Woman, House, League of Gentlemen, Malcolm in the Middle, Scrubs, Curb your Enthusiasm, Top Gear, Big Train, Scuzz TV, I'll watch pretty much anything

Books:

The Dirt, Hell Bent For Leather, Fargo Rock City, The Gruffalo (Sheer genius!) Anything do do with music or modern history

Heroes:

Nikki Sixx, Michael Monroe, David Lee Roth (Before he got old and sad), My old man, Valentino Rossi, Whoever invented Black and White hair wax

My Blog

Thieving Bastard!!!

Just a quick note to the thieving bastard who nicked my phone @ work today.  I'm not even sure if you can read but on the off chance you can and you're not currently sat with your eyes pinn...
Posted by Total13 on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 10:05:00 PST

Where to go in Helsinki?!?!

I'll keep this brief so as not to bore anyone....I'm off to Helsinki in a month or so and I'm looking for cool bars to go to or places where I might catch a decent live band.  Anybody out there g...
Posted by Total13 on Mon, 21 May 2007 09:25:00 PST

Easter Treats at the Night Owl!!!

So, we all know that Easter is for gorgeing on waaaaaaay too much chocolate and getting fat so I was thinking what better way to burn off all that unwanted extra weight than getting yourself along to ...
Posted by Total13 on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 10:46:00 PST

LA Guns, Faster Pussycat, Enuff Z'Nuff....

Well fuck me, I'm a happy bunny.  I never thought I'd see the day when bands I love play the rock and roll capital of the world that isn't Cheltenham.  Now, in our fab local rock club (The ...
Posted by Total13 on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 01:55:00 PST

MAOM

I've had a shitty couple of weeks and to top it all I've decided to give up smoking (Which is the only thing in life I'm any good at!).  I just have one thnig to say..."Damn you, the inventor of...
Posted by Total13 on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 04:21:00 PST

Backyard Babies, Towers of London, The Terminals

Well I managed to get to a second gig within a week (not bad for an old man!) and this was more like the stuff I'm used to.  Small venue, lots of beers, sweaty, loud and obnoxious (Except obviou...
Posted by Total13 on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 03:56:00 PST

Muse

Never done this before, but I'm bored to death so I thought "why not?"  I'm not really that interesting so don't go expecting great hefty tomes of writing full of exciting tales.  I guess I...
Posted by Total13 on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 07:44:00 PST