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dirtymartini (FRIENDS ONLY)

Everyone sucks but us!!!!!.......

About Me


a HUGE thanx to the lovely hippichick34 aka angie for the awesome banner!!!! *I LOVE TATTOO'S AND TATTOOED PEOPLE...I FIND THEM *HOT* *MUSIC IS MY LIFE, I DO NOT FIT INTO ANY "SCENE" OR GENRE...IF I LIKE IT I WILL LISTEN TO IT WHETHER ITS POPULAR OR NOT!* *MY FAMILY ARE THE MOST IMPORTANT THINGS IN MY LIFE...THEY ROCK MY WORLD...ALWAYS!* *I LOVE GOING TO GIGS & FESTIVALS WITH MY FRIENDS & HUSBAND...YOU CANNOT BEAT THE BUZZ YOU GET* *I DON'T LIKE GETTING OLDER* *I WISH SOME THINGS IN MY LIFE HAD TURNED OUT DIFFERENTLY...WHAT IF.....* *IF YOU BEFRIEND ME I AM THE MOST LOVIN, LOYAL FRIEND YOU'LL EVER HAVE...BUT DON'T FUCKIN PISS ME OFF!!!* *I LIKE TO LICK FIREWORKS THE MORNING AFTER THEY HAVE BEEN LIT!* *I REFUSE TO EVER BE PART OF A SCENE, WHETHER IT BE PUNK, ROCKABILLY, EMO, GOTH ETC ETC....I DRESS HOW I LIKE TO DRESS, NOT BECAUSE SOMETHING IS COOL!!* *MY BEST FRIEND IS BATTLING WITH CANCER & I AM THERE WITH HER EVERY STEP OF THE FUCKING WAY!!!IT IS DEVISTATING SEEING THIS HAPPEN TO SOMEONE YOU LOVE SO DEARLY* *I FIND GIRLS TOES WITH NO NAIL POLISH ON REPULSIVE!* *I CANNOT BEAR BITCHY PEOPLE....PLEASE DON'T TAKE YOUR ISSUES OUT ON OTHER PEOPLE, LEARN TO DEAL WITH IT & GET OVER IT!* *I LIKE THE NUMBER "4"* *BE EXCELLENT TO EACH OTHER....LIFE REALLY IS TOO FUCKIN SHORT!* p..Take the quiz:
What house of 1000 corpses character are you?

Baby
This sexy blonde is just like her mother, Mother Firefly. She is cute, funny, and evil. She seems to be "murder buddies" with Otis. Oh and, her favorite movie star isn't Marilyn Monroe.
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My Interests

designing and making rockabilly/psychobilly/50's/punk/tattoo/pin-up inspired clothes....check out my page on ebay... **DIRTYMARTINI** click here to see all my stuff

I'd like to meet:

johnny Depp (yummy) , LIT(aj...YUMMY!) , marilyn monroe(missed the boat there) , Pamela Anderson...she is sooo fuckin *HOT*!!!, Patricia Arquette, steve irwin (what a lovely guy) , Elvis (the king),Jonathan Ross (he makes me piss!),Tim Armstrong(once again, yummy!),Corey Taylor has the most beautiful,sexy voice i have ever heard, Chris Eubank!,I got My Skulls Here xXx
Your rockabilly dream date is Mike Ness! You like
the tattooed bad boy look and he's just your
type. You are going to have to work hard at
trying to hang on to this HARD LUCK KING
cause he is in love with his car and I would
not be suprised if your eyeliner mysteriously
came up missing!

Who would be your ROCKABILLY dream date?
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Who's your rock star husband?

Travis Barker
So what travis is married. You two were obviously ment to be. not only is he sexy as fucking hell, he's sensative, rebelious, and talented all rolled into one!!!!

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Music:

LIT, green day,authority zero,social distortion,rancid,the transplants,the explosion,backyard babies,bullets and octane,buckcherry,hardcore superstar,avenged sevenfold,hatebreed,rob zombie,skindred,28 days,"A",the distillers,handsome devil,guns 'n' roses,motley crue, poison, tigertailz, love/hate, vain,electric boys, lostprophets,the meenies,mad capsule markets,rocket from the crypt,slipknot,system of a down,head automatica,aerosmith,body count,the cult,faith no more,goldfinger,ill nino,juliette and the licks, richard cheese,terrorvision (RIP),velvet revolver,union underground,.... duran duran,madonna,transvision vamp,the list goes on........oh did i mention LIT!!?????3333

Movies:

COYOTE UGLY, grease 1 & 2, true romance , whats eating gilbert grape, natural born killers , lost in translation , house of 1000 corpses,devils rejects,the wizard of oz , seven year itch , spiderman, Ferris Bueller's day off , European Vacation , Charlie's Angels , shawn of the dead,texas chainsaw masacre,the omen,the ring,the exorcist,hellraiser,Top secret , School of rock ,top gun,the fantastic 4,star wars, lord of the rings trilogy, calamity jane,willy wonka's chocolate factory,chitty chitty bang bang,desperately seeking susan, Some like it hot ,hammer horror, Goonies ,"sex boat"...haha hardcore 70's porn fans...you know it!,

Television:

i HATE soaps!!! but love... desperate housewives , lost , 24 , crossing over with jon edward (yeah sad i know....i need reassurance once in a while!) , miami ink , the catherine tate show, the office, alan partridge,extras,

Books:

the dirt...(motley crue biography).....hellbent for leather (seb hunter), my fave authors to name but a few are; karin slaughter, nicci french, val mcdermid, james patterson, lisa gardner, jill hoffman, ben elton......basically i love books about serial killers and forensic pathology.....oh dan brown is cool too even tho thats a predictable answer...hell who cares!!!!!

Heroes:

my nana and grandad (RIP),my best friend who is currently fighting cancer,...she is a fuckin inspiration,my husband, my children and my friends...these people are true hero's...