Dana

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The sketches above are all done on NYC subways....and well....I love to watch people...and observe their expressions and wonder what they are thinking...and who they are....that may be strange...but thats who i am......the photographs are...me just finding small, insignificant spots in the world....and making them beautiful....I guess you can say...that I love to find beauty in simplicity.....places that someone would just walk by and not even notice....welllll i can't help but notice them.....i'm an artist and by artist i mean i draw, i paint, i take pictures, i pose for pictures, i write. i'm passionate about life. i love all kinds of people. i'm originally from the east coast but i spent a lot of time in cali. i have since returned to the east coast and i'm soaking up the city of new york. or should i say the city of new york is soaking me up. its a two way street......Anyway...I had a guy write to me and say that he wanted to know more about me...and that my responses on my page were not enough. Well...what can I say about ME.....then i thought..Hmmm this could be fun.... ....I am one of the most lost character's you will ever meet. I dont know where I've been....and I certainly dont know where I am going. Life fucks with me in so many ways....and I think my response to that...scares a lot of people in my life. But hey...nobody is perfect?I have so many things that I wanna accomplish in my life that I never get to doing any of it.....it all overwhelms me so much that I stick my tail between my legs and run away...even though I know I should stay and face the truth. Ridiculous as it may seem I am an out-going loner. I love to push people's buttons. I believe that true sarcasm is the way to get through everything. I demand honesty...but lie to myself. I flirt with anyone I am attracted to. I love to make people laugh until they cry. I see everything...as a snapshot. My thumb is double jointed. I have the biggest feet known to mankind. I crave attention from men. I love my family. I believe in living by the moment....spontaneity is the key to life. I do not have a place called "home". I have an oral fixation. I love to daydream. I named my cat Baby. There is no Heaven and Hell. I do not believe in organized religion. I love to eat breakfast in bed. Pineapple is my favorite fruit. I dont think I will ever have a favorite color. As children, my sis and I were highly amused by farts.....we still are! I wanna travel the world......draw it and shoot it. I can always say I am sorry. I love to be near and in large bodies of water. I have trouble reading sometimes.....because I think so much...I lose track and have to start at the top of the page. I always feel as though I am gonna die young? I love the smell of permanent markers. I love to be tickled. I think time loss is one of the worst things possible. I fantasize what my future children will look like. I always believe in the philosophy of "better late than never"! I believe in trying everything...at least once. I love the feeling of riding on a fast rollercoaster. I love to be do things that I am fearful of. I am a serious nail bitter. I am my own worst enemy. I am my own best-friend. I have been in rehab. In the fourth grade I broke my arm in ten places trying to do a karate chop on a black belt. I collected comic books as a child. I want to one day tap dance like a professional.....and play the piano (just not at the same time) I love to sing. I believe in complex simplicity. Halloween is my favorite day of the year. I am not a picky eater.....except creatures that have exoskeletons or are bottom dwellers....eww! I love rock n' roll!! I believe this country is falling apart. I have my fathers adrenaline. I think my mother is the most beautiful women on earth. I love to dance in my underwear alone in my room. I think fireflies are the coolest creatures on earth. I want to be apart of the "mile-high" club. I wish for just one day I could be a super hero. I love to talk to random people everywhere I go. My family thinks I am crazy sometimes. I love to flash my *bleeeeeep..... I want to graffiti the world. I believe in always keeping your eyes, ears and mind open. I love to lie down in really tall grass. I think the universe is the craziest concept to grasp. I do believe in UFO's. I do not trust people who dont like ice cream. I want to make contact with a ghost (preferably a friendly one) I think a woman should be president...so we can get the dicks outta office. I am not a feminist...but I do believe my vagina has power. I find balls fascinating. I hate when someone farts in a crowded subway car, mean come on people. The best invention of all mankind is the camera. (light sensitive compounds) I want a tattoo as soon as humanly possible. I am addicted to thrift shopping. I love anything vintage. My nipples were pierced for many years. I love people watching .......have many voyeuristic tendencies. I wonder frequently what people are thinking about. I secretly want a Porsche. I often feel misunderstood (my ex wrote a song about it) I hate sports fanatics. I wonder why we take our lives for granted. I am told I have so much talent but keep most of it to myself. I never want to go to sleep angry. I am scared to death of death. I had braces on my teeth...twice. Anything I could have done wrong in high school.....i did! I love to feel sand between my toes. I love hot pretzels (thanks Germany) I think greedy wealthy people are disgusting. I hate those stupid Louis Vuitton pocket books women wear. Dogs are animals...not accessories (stupid bitches) People tell me I have problems. My father has always been a mystery to me. All my relatives are mostly in Florida (its where east coast Jews go) I was teased as a child. I feel like I blink a lot. My dreams tend to freak me out. I love cats & dogs. I love Belgium waffles with strawberries. I care a lot about people and then wonder why they care for me. I love medication. I was in a car accident that changed the course of my life. I am a closet Britney Spears fan. (shhhh) My cat sleeps between my legs at night. I always miss the toilet when throwing the paper in. (I dont know why?) I still talk to my ex's. I love the sound of snow packing down under my boots when I walk. I have wrestled in a ring of Jello. I spend a lot of time alone. I hold onto memories tight. I bottle my emtions until I explode like a ticking time bomb. I am haunted by my own demons. I have a debilatating disease called Fibromyalgia. I dont believe in regret. I hate being told what to do. I am a strong believer that anything is possible. I hope to have happy and healthy children one day. I am really bad with authority figures. I think firemen are sexy.....very! Sweet potatoes are my favorite veggie. I am a non-practicing JEW. My mother always told me that if you have one friend in this life, that is all you need. I dont like ignorant, trashy, uneducated, brain-washed people who vote for Bush. I believe in the right to chose. I dont believe in censorship. Men who abuse women/children are the lowest pieces of scum on earth. I love to call shot-gun. I hate when my sister tells me I am too skinny. I have done things in my past that would give my mom a heart attack. I have had two organs removed from my body. I have always been told that I have big lips. I love to hear gossip. I hate phony people. I have never truly felt very feminine. I tend to check out women more then men. I LOVE to go fishing....but always feel sad for the fish. I cut my food into little tiny bite-sized pieces. I appreciate the little things in life. I like to stop and smell the flowers. My relatives were killed in the Holocaust...to give me life. I want to surf big waves one day. I find forensics and crime stories facinating. Peanut butter and jelly is my staple food. I believe in treating others they you would want to be treated. I have penis envy. No how matter times my Poppy explains it...I dont understand how a plane flies. I can be very negative at times. I can be very positive at times. A little can go a long way. The best way to get to a mans heart is through his pants. I sleep with my blanket from when I was born. Lilies are my favorite flower. I dont find racists joke funny in the least bit. I hate to be ignored. Blue eyes and foreign accents make me melt. I feel there is no true purpose to life. To anyone still reading my novel...we should be friends. I think communication is the key to any great relationship....and great sex. Tomorrow is always a new day. I am deathly afraid of heights. I am sorry for the mistakes I have made. I have so many insecurities. I love spaghetti and meatballs. I dont know how to take compliments. I want to make a difference in peoples lives. I think that sneezing is the closest thing to an orgasm. I want to sky-dive. I talk to my cat. I love to be in bed on a Sunday morning. I love driving over large bridges. I feel selfish sometimes. I never hold grudges. I would love to have fame for something really ridiculous. I want to win a large lottery....a girl can dream. I think war is never the answer. I want to share my art with the world. I would love to run through a field of flowers. I have visions of my future. I went to summer camp every summer of my life...this year is the 10 year reunion. I still pick my nose. I sometimes rely on other people to make me happy. I believe that white lies are ok. I have trouble concentrating. I freakin love spicy tuna rolls!! I wish I were a few inches taller....I know thats stupid. I worry about everything. I like to bake sweet pies and cookies. I love candy. I dont give a flying turd what people think about me. I always forgive...but I never forget. I want to invent something special. I think about technology a lot....and how far it will go. I think it is sexy to walk under an umbrella in the rain with a guy. If only I had a penny for every perverted thought...damn! I believe in conspiracy theories. I pay strong attention to detail. I have obsessive compulsive behaviorm (duh). I have short-term memory loss. I am my parents worst nightmare. I hate when a man pushes me outta the way for a seat on the subway...chivalry is dead. I love to tell stories. I hate to do my laundry. I over analyze things....or don't I....no...wait....I do? I love to watch a really colorful cheesy sunset. I love silly side-show carnivals. I have been known to cop-a-feel. I wanna go to the tracks one day and watch the doggies chase the bunny. I hate when people say "Merry Christmas"...I am JEW people...not everyone in this world celebrates X-mas!! I think about where all my old friends are....and wonder if they are doing well. When I was a kid I was allergic to peach fuzz....I found out the hard way. I would love to have a pet squirrel. I loved to watch Bob Ross paint happy little clouds... he was a tripper. I put pillows over my head when I sleep. I love romance, in a non-traditional way. I am a hypocrit. One of the worst qualities a person can have is arrogance. I miss being so close to my family. I tend to defend myself in a irrational way...whenever i feel threatened in the slightest. I hope to make ammends with certain people in the future. I finally feel that my life is going as planned. I love to stop and pet peoples dogs on the street. I love the smell in the air right before a huge rain storm. I hope to one day feel that have achieved my life long goals. I love having a cup of coffee and a cigarette. I love to take really hot showers...but I hate getting out to a cold bathroom. Brrrrrr!! I hate when I am waiting for an elevator, and someone comes over and pushes the elevator button again......ITS ALREADY pushed!! I love to eat raw cookie dough. I have learned that we must experience intense pain...so that we can experience intense pleasure. I want to write a memoir one day...and illustrate it! I think that the aliens are already here....we just can't see them. I do believe we have found a cure for cancer. I want to run like Tarzan and Jane through the jungle....with a monkey. I would love to work with aquatic animals...how amazing would that be? I feel that I have finally made my family proud. There is nothing.....nothing better than lightning and thunder!!! ............................................. to be continued! MyGen Profile Generator MyGen Profile Generator MyGen Profile Generator MyGen Profile Generator MyGen Profile Generator