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Joe Somar

I would rather hurt a man than love a woman

About Me



Former singer of The Fugue, Fxxxing Lion, and Cutter. Currently solo and available for gigs all across Manhattan! To book me, please mail me $20 at:

JOE SOMAR PRODUCTIONS
451 MEEKER AVENUE APT 3
BROOKLYN, NY 11222

Please include time and location of the gig and try to give me a week or two heads up so I can get off from work! LOL! I am available for the following:

- Speeches
- Motivational Speeches
- "Scared Straight" style intense ridicule sessions
- Song singing (I can do covers or any of the songs from any of my band's back catalogue! Nothing says Happy Hannukuh like me singing The Fugue's hit single "Blow Yr Chrome" at yr grandpa while I take my pants off!)
- Saying "moustache"
- Stand Up Comedy routines
- Erotic massage

So get at me, New York City!

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 5/25/2004
Band Website: joesomar.blogspot.com
Band Members: I've been in the following bands: The Fugue, Fxxxing Lion, Ghost Wars, The Speedy Monz, Smartmark, Cutter, The Robes, Boiler Room Girls, Pink Void, and Dirty Cops. If you have the internet, you've heard these bands.
Influences:

Sounds Like: Joe Somar Selected Discography:

The Fugue

Four Corner Races 7" EP (RiYL Records)
Mysterious Animals CD EP (RiYL Records)
Chrome the Sleep cassette (RiYL Records)
Split 7" w/ AIDS Wolf (Blood of the Drash)
The Fugue Totally Died CD (Psyched on a Breeze)

Fxxxing Lion

Life Ruinersss CD-R (Death Tapes/Sex Threats)

Cutter

Dough full-length CD (Work to Death)
Slang 7" (Work to Death)

Forthcoming

Joe Somar - Somar, So Good
Boiler Room Girls - TBA LP
Record Label: PSYCHED ON A BREEZE
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

Past performances

The Fugue - Live at Ronny's (Chicago, IL) Same show The Fugue - Live at Redrum (Providence, RI) NSFW Live at the North Six Basement (Brooklyn, NY) The Fug...
Posted by Joe Somar on Tue, 26 Aug 2008 11:25:00 PST