LET'S START A BAND CALLED... |
by: Rachel Hart and Brad Awesome PARCADE We can tour the country in golf carts and play shows at arcades. I DREAM IN COLOR Endless possibilities and music videos that look like Julian Stanzack paintin...
Posted by R. on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 01:20:00 PST |
TAKING IT TO THE FACE. |
Story: Man falls in love with woman. Man loses it, throws acid on her face rendering her blind, and goes to jail for 14 years. Man gets out of jail, wins her back, and she marries him and lives happil...
Posted by R. on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 12:29:00 PST |
MORE ADVENTURES. |
THINGS THAT SERIOUSLY HAPPENED LAST NIGHT (in no particular order):- Temporarily was blinded in my left eye by pro basketball players' diamond earrings glistening like little disco balls in the VIP pr...
Posted by R. on Mon, 28 May 2007 11:51:00 PST |
ROBOT 40 |
FIND OUT HOW MANY 40s IT TAKES TO GET TO THE CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE!www.robot40.com myspace.com/robot40 click on streamingEPISODE #34Brad and I talk about shit and he plays some tunes. Darth Vader mak...
Posted by R. on Thu, 24 May 2007 12:01:00 PST |
HUMAN CONFETTI, BACKYARD CASTLES, OR JIMMY ZERO'S ASH TRAY. |
Highlights of the past week:- finding out that there is a castle, complete with a tower and stained glass windows, that will be constructed in my back yard. (yes, I'm serious)- meeting Jimmy Zero from...
Posted by R. on Tue, 15 May 2007 03:15:00 PST |
WHAT MAKES UNICORNS CRY? |
seasonal allergies
those who refuse to believe in them
orphans throwing rocks at them
renegade wizards who refuse to join the alliance
a sad movie
getting punched in the horn
unicorn themed fan fictio...
Posted by R. on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 08:40:00 PST |
NICKNAMES FOR TOUGH UNICORNS. |
Rod
Impaler
Mythdemeanor
Punkture Wound
Horny D
Shaft
Rainblow
Spear-It
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Posted by R. on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 08:29:00 PST |
PLACES UNICORNS LOOK AWESOME OR MAJESTIC. |
Under a rainbow.
Eating a bowl of gllitter.
Faded into the tan, leathery shoulder of my 59 year old lesbian aunt.
Knee deep in the morning mist with its horn glistening in the early light of dawn.
Wan...
Posted by R. on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 07:58:00 PST |
if you want me to make you a mix cd... |
this is what I would put on it today:DEERHUNTER - "heatherwood"JOY DIVISION - "warsaw"BLACK LIPS - "stranger"BORIS - "woman on the screen"C.AARME - "tu puta mi casa"SAY PANTHER - "oh! what fear"REPUBL...
Posted by R. on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 04:27:00 PST |
tour diary. |
I'm home fom tour now, and it feels really wierd. It feels like starting over.
I'm making a tour diary in flash with the polaroids I took on the trip and some video clips, and it'll be up on the...
Posted by R. on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 12:18:00 PST |
