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I'm a photographer in the Orlando area and also do finish carpentry to pay some of the bills. Boring.

Actually, not boring at all. There's a whole world that I have apparently not seen yet. Now taking applications for a cruise to Mexico. Italy is in the plan someday.

I'm not going to put flashy crap here, or videos... or probably not even a background photo. Or slideshows. Actually... I probably will do some of that stuff. Ya know... to show off the mad skillz as a photographer. Cuz I got em. I do. Ask anyone.

And I'm gonna start a blog. Because I'm certain people want to hear what I have to say. Well, of course they would. Shut up. Get out of my head. I'm going to lie down some more.

My Interests

Photography. Duh. Boating, skiing, annoying people, a fine malt beverage. Wait. Did I mean I'm interested in being annoying to people, or annoying people interest me. That's annoying.

I'd like to meet:

Arny Freytag, to pick his brain. George W. to see if he has one. Jessica Alba to see if she's really as cool as she seems. Ann Coulter to see if she's for real. Jon Stewart to share a beer with.

Music:

Zero 7, Portishead, Lamb, Kidney Theives, Massive Attack, Tori Amos, Nikka Costa, Seal, Paul Oakenfold, Sneaker Pimps... and I just discovered Rachel Stevens, Sia, Martina Topley-Bird, Emiliana Torrini, and Muse.

Movies:

Office Space, Kicking and Screaming, Requiem for a Dream, Memento, Usual Suspects, Napoleon Dynamite, The Cell, Being John Malkovich...Borat.

Television:

Lost, Boston Legal, 24, The Office, Grey's Anatomy and just about every and any reality show that comes along.

Books:

I can't read.

Heroes:

Ferris Bueller, you're my hero.

My Blog

Get 10% better gas mileage, for FREE!

Do I have your attention?Ok. So gas is $4 a gallon. That sucks, and there's nothing we can do about it. Everyone hates it. But this weekend I discovered a way that ANYONE can ...
Posted by good egg productions on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 04:18:00 PST

Save the Planet. Kill yourself.

So I made a new friend this weekend and as I was looking at a blog entry, I stumbled across a really interesting production called The 11th Hour. It's about how we need to change the way we are ...
Posted by good egg productions on Sun, 25 May 2008 11:26:00 PST

CSI: Miami -- Season Finally!!

Ok, so here's the thing. CBS is really screwing up. They started CSI: Miami about 30 seconds early, so my DVR didn't get the first part where a guy ends up dead on the street, an apparent ...
Posted by good egg productions on Tue, 20 May 2008 10:18:00 PST

CSI: Miami -- Somehow good this week.

Before I get started, I saw a commercial the other day that really made me crazy. It was for a service that would "fix" your computer if it was running slow or crashing all the time. I th...
Posted by good egg productions on Tue, 13 May 2008 09:08:00 PST

CSI: Miami -- The ape is dead, long live the ape.

Oh SNAP! Here we go again! I've had a pretty good weekend (ok... REALLY good) and today went well, too. Oh... and I've been drinking. So this will either be the best blog evar ...
Posted by good egg productions on Tue, 06 May 2008 09:48:00 PST

CSI: Miami -- Should have done laundry instead.

Ok, look... I tried to do something differently tonight. I was just going to watch CSI: Miami all the way through and then probably start this up and write a few things about it to express...
Posted by good egg productions on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 09:26:00 PST

CSI: Miami -- 14 year old girl edition

Hay Ya'll! I'm so sorry it's been a while since my last blog. You see... my DVR fucked me. I actually MISSED the heart-stopping conclusion to Lt. Crustyface's death in Brazil! ...
Posted by good egg productions on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 08:53:00 PST

10 reasons CSI: Vegas is better than CSI:Miami

Ok, so this is hardly a fair race, but because CBS is making me wait to find out the exciting conclusion to CSI: Miami, I'll have to make new stuff up. Honestly, the only way that CSI: Miami co...
Posted by good egg productions on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 11:12:00 PST

CSI: Miami -- Caines in deep shit!

So here I am, again. Monday night. Bring on the stupid.This episode starts so stupid I don’t even know where to begin. Stupid kids on an air boat using sticks of dynamite to go fishing. Alon...
Posted by good egg productions on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 09:15:00 PST

NEW CSI: Miami!!! Im SAVED!

Ok ya’ll. This is it! The long, cold winter is over and CBS has delivered me from my anger hibernation. Oh, the joy to watch all my favorite terrible actors work through a ridi...
Posted by good egg productions on Wed, 26 Mar 2008 07:52:00 PST