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Jauqi

Remember...I love you enough

About Me

i'm the greatest person you'll ever want to meet in real life
my brother is amazing
tee jay racine stole this heart and he refuses to give it back
I make most decisions by coin toss
I can probably out dance you any day
trust me, i look better with my clothes on
Original Devastator of Hearts and Minds
i am pretty in my own weird way
i probably said hi to you once, but it didnt mean i liked you
or will remember you
i am probably too busy to care about you
i will go out of my way to help a good friend out
i like to watch and collect movies
i laugh at my own jokes and when i hurt myself
I am selfish and thats ok with me
i like to play video games but i'm not any good at them
i curse in public places
I make vanity look easy
i'm a big flirt
i never want to have kids
I play video games..poorly
My boyfriend thinks i am pretty amazing
i make more money than my mother
i laugh at people who fall down, especially when they are drunk
i'm addicted to sweet tea and lucero
i think that people deserve some of the bad stuff that happens to them
i like to sing..most of the time out of pitch and in my car
i like my tattoos even if some people dont
i use racial slurs and off color remarks as part of my humor
i dislike alot of people...especially girls
i cant fake being nice to someone i dont like
i like to text message more than i like to talk on the phone
i work alot and it consumes my life
i will never be perfect but thats ok cause neither will you
Contrary to popular belief, i actually know 97% of the people on my friends list...be jealous
oh yeah and..Fuck you..I'm from Florida...

My Interests

photography
Dancing
people watching
Kissy Face
shooting little kids
my friends
watching people get beat up
business shorts
Baxter's gots jokes..

I'd like to meet:



All the haters..cause its fun to meet my ultimate fans..

two thousand and hate
Kill yourself and destroy

if you have had sex with one of my guy friends, i prolly dont want to be your friend. you wont last very long in the first place..why bother learning your name

he's the only one that matters...

Music:

i like music.
i like it better live
i love finding new and interesting bands to listen to
i think every band should start a riot at every show.
but i also think YOUR band sucks

Movies:

i alphabetize my collection. its a nasty little habit
the more blood and violence, the better

Television:



Books:

Chuck Palahnuik and hunter S. thompson

Heroes:

anyone who has the guts to say what they mean and stick to it

anyone who stands by me no matter what

those who are willing to make mistakes, own up and then move on..those are true heroes in the world

Live your Life

jody makes me smile..

i am my own hero..

My Blog

the war on drugs...waste o’ time

i mean i understand what the government is doing. trying to stop the flow of drugs into this country, reduce violence, blah blah blahwhy is it so bad that people do drugs? i mean does anyone really ha...
Posted by Jauqi on Fri, 11 Jan 2008 07:09:00 PST

2007....a re-cap

in 2007 i learned that....death is still an assholeRIP - those who passed awayapologies can mend years of disgust and hatebreak ups are still shittytraveling will lead to insomniainsomnia will lead to...
Posted by Jauqi on Sat, 29 Dec 2007 10:56:00 PST

"i’m NOT the girl"

what a great phrase. considering i've been hearing that alot lately. hey guess what..if you say it enough times to convince yourself, still doesnt mean you are not a hooker. listen up..if you like to ...
Posted by Jauqi on Wed, 21 Nov 2007 08:50:00 PST

List of Shitty People..

people who borrow money from other people and never pay them backpeople who take money from me in exchange for something else but never deliver the item...the same people who dodge phone calls, texts ...
Posted by Jauqi on Wed, 21 Nov 2007 08:45:00 PST

typical day...

no i dont need any help yes my tattoos on my feet hurt no my lip ring did not hurt yes i am aware that i have alot of tattoos no i dont care about your ideas yes my mother knows and no she doesnt like...
Posted by Jauqi on Sat, 06 Oct 2007 07:59:00 PST

100 facts..cause its been a while..

1. for some reason i love this list2. i watch animal planet and want every animal on the cops shows3. i love it when i make good decisions4. i'm a photographer. 5. i'm actually good at it6. i'm better...
Posted by Jauqi on Thu, 17 May 2007 11:47:00 PST

Ramblings of a stranger side

i'm proud at the fact that i get mistaken for a 5th grader my lack of will to obtain any sort of degree in a field that might better my situation comes from the fruits of my hard labor outweighing the...
Posted by Jauqi on Wed, 16 May 2007 10:22:00 PST

so you want to know?

its been a while since i've wrote one of these things out that wasnt complaining about something   life as i know it is about to change someone told me to be careful something bad was gonna happe...
Posted by Jauqi on Sun, 13 May 2007 12:08:00 PST

guide to cfl toll roads

this needed to be saidfor real though toll roads are the best place to drive in central florida provided that they are not filled with the usual assholes that clutter up I4..first off if you come to a...
Posted by Jauqi on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 09:53:00 PST

this is a lesson in procrastination

hii'm super happy todayi wanted to share that cause it seemed like theres been alot of people trying to bring me down lately.i've had a smile on my face all day today and it can be attributed to certa...
Posted by Jauqi on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 07:58:00 PST