knockin boots, negro dominance, bulk texting, Vision quests, bestiality, big titties n' a matchin ass, making out, T.C., skateboarding, eating del's pink taco, santanas, swimming with the boys, coca cola classic, drinking, being lewd n rude, anything offensive, hating, rough sex with handcuffs n eggs, mirrors in the bathroom, not calling people back, asphyxiated masturbation, wife beatin, 2 o'clock bar sluts, grabbin ass, exposing myself to children, golden showers, hosting awkward parties, pretty much ruling, etc.
I'd like to meet:
Everyone who was born too loose. Girls who like dudes like me. Cory Webster, Bart thee man Taylor, Hook dagger.
"Ain't It Fun"Ain't it fun when you're always on the run
Ain't it fun when your friends despise what you've become
Ain't it fun when you get so high that you, well you just can't come
Ain't it fun when you know that you're gonna die youngIt's such fun... such funAin't it fun when you're taking care of number one
Ain't it fun when you feel like you just gotta get a gun
Ain't it fun when you j.j.j. just can't seem to find your tongue
Cause you stuck it to deep into something that really stung
It's such funWell somebody come up to me they spit right in my face
But I didn't even feel it, it was such a disgrace
I punched my fist right through the glass
But I didn't even feel it, it all happened so fastIt's such fun, such fun, such...Ain't it fun when you tell her she's just a cunt
Ain't it fun when she splits and leaves you on the bum
Ain't it fun when you've broken up every band that you've ever begun
Ain't it fun when you know that you're gonna die youngIt's such fun, such fun, such...
Having a real fun time, such fun, such fun
No Fun
Music:
The Reatards,Bad Times, Spits, Reinging Sound, Black Lips,Guns N' Roses, 13th Floor Elevators, New York Dolls, Dirt Bombs, Three Six Mafia, Drama, Master P, Sonics, Johhny Thunders, Motorhead, Slayer, And a bunch more shit,
Movies:
repugnant hobos talking shit, chinky cats fighting, penis envy, hung like a horse,twig n berries, bubble gum, Night at the Roxbury, Fubar, White Catsle Movie, and any Dino movie.
Television:
No, I stick to watching that one movie with the all those drunken haggard fatfuckin snatch-faced hobos that talk about african american buttholes n licking twig n berries n shit. You know what I'm talking about...you've all seen it. If I can only find a girl that gets as aroused as I do when I watch that movie, I'll settle down. Till then....spread eagle, bitches.
Books:
I like to cuddle n read Nancy drew novels with a special someone. There is nothing more stimulating then a woman who can solve a remarkable mystery. If nancy drew was still alive, i'd pee in her butt with a funnel.
I also like Lords of Chaos, those guys are great, check it out, Also Please kill me., I hate that homo ass Jesse book alchemist. Please burn it.
Heroes:
Cunt Suckin' Canibals....and my dad, and L.Ron Hubbard, KHAN, Hook Dagger, Crew Jones,Rod and Rex, Dinosaurs, Eskimos, Clinebelle Express, Lost Boys, Glen Houston, B.A. the shocker, Patrick Bateman, AXL, Dolphins, Dahmer, G.G. Allen, Elizbeth Bathory, Rosemarys Baby, Myself, Old D'B, Smolik, Jim the godfather of San Diego Skateboarding, Birds, Virgina Manimals, Homeowners, Jesse slippns, and my grandpa Frankie Johnston.
