MY FOOT IS FUCKED!
First someone implanted a baseball under my skin...
THEN... they beat me with a bat!
The Rock and feel his biceps. Patrick Bateman. Paul Allen. Ari Gold. And Kirk Christiansen in a bubble bath!:
"Girls only want boyfriends who have skills" -- Napoleon Dynamite. He was right! My boyfriend has got skills -- nun chuck skills, computer hacking skills, roller skating skills. Check out his amazing mullet:
The soundtrack to my life is currently playing Jazz 88.3, Chaka Kahn, Blood Brothers, Slick Rick/J.D., and Hackball Jams.
These movie will change your life. Can you name them?1) "Oh my god...it's even got a watermark...."2) "In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary...COME AGAIN."3) "Traffic, traffic, lookin' for my chapstick!"4) "Mickey is a mouse, Donald is a Duck, what's Goofy?...Yeah, that's wierd, what the hell is goofy?"
I don't get any TV... I am out of the loop. But I will go out of my way to watch Jeopardy (and win the crown).
I have a short attention span....
I can be your hero, baby!