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Pina Coladas, gettin caught in the rain, I'm not really into yoga...I am into champagne, I like makin' love after midnight, in the dunes by the cape, answering personal adds....escapin'. Dancing, dreaming, fishing, 40's of Miller High Life LIGHT, mojitos @ the standard, THE RED SOX, orange fanta, La Fonda Mexico, hot chicks with mohawks, road trips, makin' out , bands no one else knows, faux bands, pieces of dust floating in the sun, video late fees, shoe polish, flowers especially tulips and daffodills, laughing till my cheeks hurt, tube socks, vintage, ruffle socks with stilettos, Kate Spade's 06' spring collection, being silly, kissing my girlfriends, being able to identify almost any celebrity by name and telling you what movies they were in, friends and making friends, strawberries in champagne, past-due notices, pickled foods, bright ass shoes, SHARKY!, camping, my cats, riding my bike drunk, spooning, flaming hot cheetos, sleeping in airports with my mouth open, the bling-bling, karaokee, hello kitty, astrology, gross websites, bein' with hunter in LA LA LAND, BoUnCiN' On TrAmPoLiNeS @ DiVe BaRs, violent off-beat wierd independent movies, dry humping, being a music pirate, boxed wine, five dollar pizzas, Pabst Blue Ribbon, traveling, art (especially by my parents and friends), waking up and falling back to sleep, tequilla shots, fanny packs, scary stories, phone booths (not payphones....BIG difference), wow, you must really like me if you've read this far... ABC gum, leopard print stilettos with toe cleavage, fast cars and bad attitudes.
I'm gonna hang with Jean Michelle and Andy when I go to heaven...
I like peolpe who'll sit on the curb with me, outside a 7-11 in the ghetto at 4 in the morning and eat a hot dog with all the free fixens the hot dog box will hold. I also want to meet people who like to eat strange foods (like rice with bar-b-que sauce and ranch dressing and crunched up bar-b-que potato chips) or have ever died and come
back (Mikey T. the Hunny bee...there's no need for words). Oh yeah, and hey you, in the high-tech/new model nikes...take off your pookah shell necklace, button up that ridiculous shirt, trash your silver oakleys and stop telling me I have pretty eyes....
I don't want to meet anyone with halitosis.
2 Lil' "eskihos" would be good!!
I still rock cassette tapes...
hip to da' hop, TSOL, The KILLERS, Goldfrapp, She Wants Revenge, Avenue D, Benny Benassi, Lady Miss Kier, Q Lazarus, Journey, Linda Ronstadt, Dr. Octagon, David Bowie, Michael Jackson, No Doubt, Blackalicious, Death on Wednesday, UL, Deftones, ADHD, Social Distortion, NEW DEAD RADIO, Siren, Diego Roots, the shins, Peaches, Dirty Sweet, Rasputina, Reggie and the Full Effect, The Judds (I'm serious), Olivia Newton-John....I wanna get physical.... A-HA, Fanny Pack, elefant, Mazzy Starr, Pat Benetar, ANYTHING 80's, The Cure, Billy Idol, old country music, Pharcyde, Ryan Adams, Mr. Johnny Cash, The Faint, Blondie, The Fitness, The Knife, mellow french jazz or hip hop, Blonde Redhead, Portishead, actually a LOT of bands with the word head in the band title, Queens of the Stoneage, The Gun Club, Talking Heads, Felix Da' Housecat, mellow D & B, MIA, Missy Elliot, Norah Jones, New Order, Dramarama, Cheap Trick, The Rolling Stones, The Venus in Furs, Tricky, Bob Dylan, Radiohead, The Pixies, Digable Planets, Tribe and De La, REO Speedwagon, Foreigner, Men At Work, WHAM!, Boy George and the Culture Club, Lynard Skynard, Ozzy, G & R, NKOTB (Yer lame and I don't like you if you don't know what that stands for), burnt cds my friends make for me, Le Tigre, Skid Row (My ex went to a Skid Row show and saw people spit lugies in Sebastian Bach's mouth, rad.), Madonna, Morissey, Chris Issac, Damien Rice, Bjork, Peter, Bjorn and John, New Young Pony Club, Gogol Bordello, The Fitness, The Streets, Scissor Sisters, Greens Keepers, I'll keep you posted...
COOT & FLUFF
Napoleon Dynamite!, Garden State, Don't Tempt me, Sexy Beast, Vanilla Sky, Open Your Eyes, Amelie, Donnie Darko, BIG, The Goonies, The Warriors, The Princess Bride, Natural Born Killers, TRUE ROMANCE, Spun, Kill Bill 1 & 2, Ravenous, Cold Mountain, Modern Girls, The Fifth Element, Breakfast At Tiffanies, Party Monster, Basquiat, Anchor Man, Best of Will Farrell .. 1, Party Monster, Dangerous lives of Alter Boys, HONEY, Sin City, Snatch, The Doom Generation, anything with Parker Posey or Julliette Lewis, Old School ("Yer ma' boy Bleu!"), Requiem for a Dream, 11:14, Lolita, The Bad Seed, High Tension, Killer Clowns fron Outer Space, Shawn of the Dead, The Virgin Suicides, The Life Aquatic, Eulogy, Adaptation, The Adventures Of Baron Meunchausen, GO, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, To Wong Foo Thanks for Everything Julie Newmar, The Shawshank Redemption, I'm With Lucy, Pieces of April, Spellbound, Me You and the People We Know ))(( , Reservoir Dogs, Usual Suspects, Splendor, Happy Accidents, Stand By Me (CHOPPER!!! SICK BALLS!!!) Harold and Maude, Peter Pan, The Princess Bride, Labyrinth, The Professional, Pulp Fiction, Following, Cool Hand Luke, Casino, Good fellas, Scarface, Paper Moon, Nowhere ("It's like Beverly Hills 90210 on acid!"), KIDS, Gummo, Salton Sea, Wonderland, Boogie Nights, Up in Smoke, PeeWee's Big Adventure, Freeway, Valley Girl (TRIPENDICULAR), Herschel Gordon Lewis movies, Zoolander, Richard Pryor Live on the Sunset Strip, Eddie Murphy Delerious, love Ellen Degeneres stand-up, Margaret Cho stand-up, Velvet Goldmine, Drop Dead Gorgeous, Heathers, Mean Girls, Teen Witch, Bonnie & Clyde, Point Break (Johnny Utah), House of a Thousand Corpses, Devil's Rejects, the original, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Night of the Bloody Apes (Attack of Poopface), The Shaolin Drunk Monkey...the list goes on and on... PS Quentin Tarentino is a god...
...i miss her...
is rotting my brain....
Sex in the City, JEM, ALF, 90210, My So Called Life (Jordan Catalano), Da Ali G Show, Dave Chapelle, Any plastic surgery documentary, Reading Rainbow, anything on Mtv, Friends, cheesy reality tv, Roseanne, America's Funniest Home Videos, Flavor of Love (Season 1),I love the 80's, Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends, Cheaters, MXC, Vh1 Classics, BOOMERANG Channel
Arthur Golden, David Sedaris, Brett Easton Ellis, E.E Cummings, Hunter S. Thompson, Charles Bukowski, Janet Fitch, Plum Sykes...more to come.
P.S. I quit smoking.
Mommy, Poppi, Bobarino, Grandma Irma and Grandma Colleen, my family, my TRUE friends, people who say what they mean and mean what they say!!