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Evil Evil Evil Barry

No, don't

About Me

I love kittens, Hang Bears and falling in love with completely unobtainable women.

My Interests

Leaning against things, clapping and crying.

I'd like to meet:

Kittens and stuff.

Music:

Guitars!
Pop!
Guitary pop!
Oh, I dunno. I like everything. From Norah Jones to Wu Tang Clan. My heart belongs to Oasis though. And Britney. But not so much now she's a whore.

Movies:

That one where the train comes out of the screen and we all cried.
And any romantic comedy with Drew Barrymore in it. Anything romantic that I can cry at basically.
"You had me at hello"
*cries*

Television:

Funny stuff and shows about real life accidents or operations. Oh, and that one with the police chases and Sherriff John Burnell.

Books:

Perfume.

Heroes:

Elvis. Liam Gallagher.

My Blog

She broke your throne, she cut your hair

Maybe there's a God above And all I ever learned from love Was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you And it's not a cry you can hear at night It's not somebody who's seen the light It's a cold ...
Posted by Evil Evil Evil Barry on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Pray for me

I went to a medium last week (I was a large before LOL!), and paid her £20 to tell me my future. Stupid right? Probably, but desperate times call for desperate measures and I'm sick of being in this f...
Posted by Evil Evil Evil Barry on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

It was a baby boy, so we bought him a toy

I talked about walking backwards to work didn't I? Why did I talk about that? My memory's not what it used to be. I blame alcohol. And my mum dropping me on my head when I was a baby. That's probably ...
Posted by Evil Evil Evil Barry on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Cry cry

Cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry ...
Posted by Evil Evil Evil Barry on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Metal Micky

A new guy started at work today, his name is Michael. I'm not sure what he does, I think he works in sales which isn't my department. Our boss sent round an email saying that we should all say hello t...
Posted by Evil Evil Evil Barry on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Clap clap

Clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap ...
Posted by Evil Evil Evil Barry on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

You can't hurry love

You just have to wait. That's what Michael Jackson sang in his first number one hit. I'll never forget watching him belt that one out and moonwalking when they showed the the Motown 100th Anniversary ...
Posted by Evil Evil Evil Barry on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

People I have seen this week

I just saw a man dressed exactly the same as Mr Bean. I felt kind of sorry for him, he was pretty old and I don't think he realised that his black trouser/white shirt/red tie/beige jacket combo made...
Posted by Evil Evil Evil Barry on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I get a knock on my door, know it's yours for sure

I read this book on BBC2 about how to stop yourself getting in to a rut. I guess no matter what you do with your life you'll eventually get in to a routine, and that's bad. Nobody wants to be bored,...
Posted by Evil Evil Evil Barry on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

When we would dream and scheme and while the time away

I was chatting to Alison my carer this morning. She comes round each morning to help me wash, get dressed etc and helps me in to my wheelchair. She makes me breakfast - she cooks a mean bacon buttie. ...
Posted by Evil Evil Evil Barry on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST