Kev

I'd like to meet:

Older men for fun times to satisfy the eight-year-old boy in me, and chicks with MASSIVE tits. Just to look at, but not touch. I'd get in big, big trouble if I did.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Kev aka Luis Barno
Birthday: 26th September 1981
Birthplace: Stepping Hill Hospital, Stockport
Current Location: In my bedroom, in Bramhall, in Stockport
Eye Color: Greeny-blue
Hair Color: Very dark brown
Height: 5'11
Right Handed or Left Handed: Left
Your Heritage: All English
The Shoes You Wore Today: Sand-coloured suede Pumas
Your Weakness: Porn
Your Fears: People. Some of the time. And talking on the phone is always terrifying, except when it isn't.
Your Perfect Pizza: Duck and hoisin sauce at Croma is pretty tasty stuff.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Winning the lottery wouldn't be much of an achievement, but it would be pretty fucking sweet.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "LOL!!!!1 OMG LOLLLL!!!!1" - Old gag, still a classic nonetheless.
Thoughts First Waking Up: "Christ, not this again."
Your Best Physical Feature: Tits
Your Bedtime: Approximately 2am most nights.
Your Most Missed Memory: That's quite possibly the stupidest phrasing of a question I've ever seen/heard.
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi. Of the Max variety.
MacDonalds or Burger King: Neither. Hating corporate fast food chains makes me punk.
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Fuck off! Normal tea! Jesus!
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino
Do you Smoke: No sir.
Do you Swear: Golly gosh yes. Jeepers I do, by crikey!
Do you Sing: Yes, brilliantly.
Do you Shower Daily: Pretty much.
Have you Been in Love: No. Being "in love" is for the emotionally fragile.
Do you want to go to College: I did, and graduated.
Do you want to get Married: Absolutely no idea.
Do you belive in yourself: Generally.
Do you get Motion Sickness: No.
Do you think you are Attractive: Bordering on irresistible.
Are you a Health Freak: In patches.
Do you get along with your Parents: Yeah, they're alright
Do you like Thunderstorms: From my bedroom, yes.
Do you play an Instrument: No.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes.
In the past month have you Smoked: Yes.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No. I"ll get round to reintegrating myself into that "scene" sometime in the near future.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No, probably because I'm not American, thus not genetically predisposed to Oreo addiction.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No.
In the past month have you been on Stage: No.
In the past month have you been Dumped: No.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No.
Ever been Drunk: Yes.
Ever been called a Tease: Yes.
Ever been Beaten up: Yes. In cruel circumstances. I had a guy on the deck, I was fucking mullering him, then his mate wrapped a boot round my face, knocking me clean out.
Ever Shoplifted: Yes, I did a fair amount of that when I was about 14.
How do you want to Die: Shooting my wad in the middle of an orgy at the Playboy mansion, as a happy old dude satisfied with what he'd achieved in life.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Just like Pee Wee Herman.
What country would you most like to Visit: The US, at some stage.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: I couldn't give two shits.
Favourite Hair Color: [see above]
Short or Long Hair: Somewhere in between. Too short tends to make a girl look like a butch dyke, too long is just a fucking nuisance.
Height: Shorter than me.
Weight: Lighter than me.
Best Clothing Style: Not too 'classy', not too plain, not too preppy. Something that says "I'm trying to look good/individual without going too fucking far to prove a point".
Number of Drugs I have taken: Different types, and recreational- three or four.
Number of CDs I own: Approximately 200.
Number of Piercings: Zero.
Number of Tattoos: Zero.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Not many.

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When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.

Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com...And that's without participating in snowballing, a circle jerk or an orgy. I'm therefore COOL. And SMART. And have watched too much PORN...

Music:

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In short, a wonderous mix of punk, hardcore, metal- and Daniel O'Donnell.

Movies:

I'm a big fan of the classics, like Balls Deep #7, No Cum Dodging Allowed and, of course, Willy Wanker and the Fudge Packing Factory. Message me for further discussion on these artsy delights.

My official top ten is as follows:
1. American History X
2. Memento
3. Donnie Darko
4. True Romance
5. Natural Born Killers
6. Pump Up The Volume
7. BASEketball
8. Fight Club
9. The Elephant Man
10. Forrest Gump
If you disagree with this as a top 10 you are, by default, a shambolic little individual. Go away.

Television:

I refuse to watch telly, unless it's football, South Park, Garth Marenghi's Darkplace, Buffy The Vampire Slayer... or the news.
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Trendy

Goth

Rocker, Mosher

Prepy

Skater

Emo

Chav, Townie, Rude Boy, Ned, Kev

Books:

I LIEK TO READ TEH JK ROWLLING? LOL??????

Heroes:

Lexington Steele aka The Black Bastard, aka The Man of Steele aka The Dark Prince aka The Black Hammer aka Lex The Impaler aka, uh... Blonde Pussy Demolition Expert..?
...And Peter North without the murky gay porn past.