Flora, Paloma's Talking Cat

About Me

i am a cat. i talk. i love paloma unconditionally. they don't call me mrs. grinch for nothing. i hate just about everyone everyone, especially the other cat who lives in our house, yoshimi. davey says i am a filthy pig, but paloma lets me sleep in her bed anyway. i have really sharp claws and like to destroy furniture. i think nibbling on paloma's fingers is heavenly. i catch birds and rodents for fun. i really enjoyed eating madi's hamster. i can take down a cow.

My Interests

mice, birds, tomatoes, paloma, sleeping, eating, shitting, sunbathing, licking my ass, purring, talking to paloma when she takes ambien.

I'd like to meet:

charlie tuna, the killer tomatoes, the school of fish, led zeppelin, tom and jerry, felix, morris

Music:

cat power, the stray cats, faster pussycat, dogs die in hot cars, glass tiger, scruffy the cat, ratt, cat stevens, pussycat dolls, josie and the pussycats, tiger army, pantera, def leppard, leo sayer, lionel ritchie, pedro the lion, white lion

Movies:

Cat People, That Darn Cat, The Lion King, Born Free, The Garfield Movie, The Cat in the Hat, Milo and Otis, Cat's Eye, Cats and Dogs, The Truth About Cats and Dogs, Cats, Stuart Little, The Shining, The Birds, Willard, Ben, The Rescuers, Mouse Hunt

Television:

Tom and Jerry, Josie and the Pussycats, Cat House, Animal Planet

Books:

Cat's Cradle

Heroes:

paloma, t.s. eliot, cat woman, salem the talking cat, tom jones, al stewart, harry chapin, scatman carothers

My Blog

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Posted by Flora, Paloma's Talking Cat on Sat, 29 Sep 2007 03:48:00 PST