I own a toaster, and I have a tattoo, but it's not a tattoo of a toaster. That would just be plain weird.
I speak english almost fluently.
I haven't read the DaVinci Code.
Hydrocolloids.
A.I.M. screenname: heynicescrnname
separating my interests with commas, playing my saxophone, cooking, reading, fitness, sriracha, wandering aimlessly around the city, spending absurd amounts of money at high end restaurants, profound discourse, meaningless palaver, watching movies, small shiny objects and assorted bits of string .... A little Kurt Rosenwinkel never hurt anybody.
Someone willing to finance my lifestyle.
Just about everything.
Lord of the Rings, Star Wars (the original trilogy), Office Space, Requiem for a Dream, Waking Life, Trainspotting, Airplane, any Monty Python, A Beautiful Mind, Thank You for Smoking, Sophie Scholl: The Final Days, The Last King of Scottland, The Descent, Sideways (not exclusively because of the wine content), Children of Men, Pan's Labarynth, Notes on a Scandal, Letters from Iwo Jima, The Lives of Others, First Snow
Sealab 2021, Metalocalypse, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The Boondocks (noticing a theme here?), Frisky Dingo, Squidbillies, CSI (it was bound to happen sooner or later), The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Tom Goes to the Mayor, Kitchen Sessions with Charlie Trotter, Good Eats, Daria (how I miss that show) No Reservations (Anthony Bourdain), Drawn Together, Family Guy, Iron Chef, Star Trek TNG, anything on the Food Network, Space Ghost, CSpan (quorum calls are about as exciting as it gets)
The God Delusion, The Simarillion, Lord of the Rings, Infinite Jest, Ship of Fools, East of Eden, The Long Dark Teatime of the Soul, The whole "Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy" series, anything by Michael Moore, Kitchen Confidential, The End of Faith, A Cook's Tour, The Heart of Darkness, A Confederacy of Dunces, Specimen Days, anything by Kurt Vonnegut
Richard Dawkins, Sam Harris, Stephen Colbert, Keith Olbermann, John Coltrane, Sonny Rollins, David Foster Wallace, George Carlin, Kurt Vonnegut, Layne Staley. Lao Tzu, my folks