Paul

Borat Life Changing

Borat just changed my life.  I know that there is a new comedic genius in town.  I'm glad he's here though and has dethroned Will Ferrell in my mind, not that I don't like Will anymore, but ...
Posted by Paul on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 02:46:00 PST

Candy Canes

I'm glad Candy Canes are hooked on the end, that way if someone shoves a candy cane up your ass, it would be easy to get out, I think they thought about that when they designed candy canes, It definit...
Posted by Paul on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 11:59:00 PST

Kevin Federline

Sometimes I'm looking for someone in my life to relate to, someone to put my mind at ease, and when I need that I turn to Kevin Federline, We're both white males born in the 70's, and we both like get...
Posted by Paul on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 11:54:00 PST

Her Ass Meant

Hey everyone, just updated a song on myspace.  It's from a band named "Her Ass Meant", they're burning up the charts in Bahrain!!!!  "IS THAT FUCKTARD ROCK???....WELL TURN IT UP!!!!!" They'r...
Posted by Paul on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 05:05:00 PST

Robin Williams at UCB

I've been seeing Robin Williams around the http://www.ucbtheatre.com/ theatre in LA.  It's pretty cool.  I stood next to him last night while they were showing a video.  He did stand up...
Posted by Paul on Wed, 31 May 2006 01:20:00 PST