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Scotty

I am here for Friends

About Me

When I was a kid I wanted to be the guy that brought zoo animals on talk shows. I once kicked a soccer ball into my Grandpa's bedroom window on his birthday, but I didn't remember that it was his birthday until later. Sometimes I have dreams of Disneyland, but in my dream it looks like the Alamo. I think that when I buy a couch I will have turned into an adult. In high school we use to make movies on the weekends but they were mostly just extended chase scenes. I haven't seen a good chase scene in years. I use to think St. Elsewhere and St. Elmo's Fire were the same thing. Needless to say, it was very confusing. I'm constantly struggling with the option of accepting magic tricks at face value or learning how they are done.

My Interests

I've always been interested what the small pocket next to the big pocket in my jeans was for. Also, why do public toilet seats not make a complete circle.

I'd like to meet:

A platypus

Music:

Elvis Costello, Stevie Wonder, Jon Brion, Radiohead, Arcade Fire, Decemberists, They Might Be Giants, Ben Folds, Weezer, Bishop Allen, Sufjan Stevens, Andrew Bird, Talking Heads, Cold War Kids, Islands, Of Montreal, Wolf Parade, Handsome Furs, Glen Hansard, Liam Finn, Vampire Weekend, Man Man, David Bowie, Soul Coughing, Mike Doughty, The Hippos, The Aquabats, Fugees, Wesley Willis, Glad Version, TV on the Radio, Tapes n' Tapes, Go! Team, Elliot Smith, Rufus Wainwright, Damien Rice, Ben Kweller, Nick Drake, Harry Nilsson, Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, Louis Prima, Beatles, Led Zeppelin, Beastie Boys, Stuart Davis, Arctic Monkey, Starlight Mints, We Are Scientists, Beck, Lets Go Bowling, Pearl Jam, BNL, Badly Drawn Boy, The Shins, and Kelly Clarkson (damn, I shouldn't admit that)

Movies:

Dazed and Confused, The Graduate, Rushmore, Royal Tenenbaums, City of God, Once, Resevior Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill, Grindhouse, Sin City, Four Rooms, Children of Men, City of Lost Children, Amelie, Delicatessen, Brazil, Fear and Loathing, Fight Club, Seven, Run Lola Run, Bottle Rocket, Slacker, The Life Aquatic, Battle Royal, Star Wars, Indiana Jones, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Junebug, Vertigo, Its a Wonderful Life, Shoalin Soccer, King of Kong, Kung Fu Hustle, Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz, Revenge of the Cheerleaders, Boogie Nights, Magnolia, Punch Drunk Love, Eternal Sunshine, Being John Malkovich, Adaptation, Dreams, Swingers, High Fidelity, Almost Famous, Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, Good Will Hunting, Oceans Eleven, Three Amigos, Strange Brew, Spaceballs, Marx Bros, and anything by Rob Rod

Television:

Arrested Developement, LOST, Freaks and Geeks, The State, Always Sunny in Philidelphia, Flight of the Conchords, The Tick, Kids in the Hall, Simpsons, South Park, Letterman, Conan, Sopranos, Six Feet Under, Dexter, Pushing Daisies, Entourage, Cash Cab, The Office, Extras, Spaced, Weeds, Earl, Home Movies, House, Rome, Deadwood, Veronica Mars, How I Met Your Mother, Undeclared, Mr. Show, Seinfeld, Cheers, Adult Swim, The Food Network, Travel Channel, Law and Order, The Daily Show, Big Brother is a huge waste of time (but that doesn't mean I don't watch it)

Books:

Chuck Klosterman, David Sedaris, Chuck Palahniuk, Shakespeare, David Rabe, Augustin Burroughs, Sarah Vowell, Ira Glass, Dave Berry, John Hodgman, Nick Hornby, Dalton Ross, Tom Stoppard, David Mamet, Rebel Without A Crew by Rob Rod

Heroes:

had a disappointing first and second season.

My Blog

Take Away Shows

In October I was sent a video of the Arcade Fire performing Neon Bible in an elevator. Weeks later I was sent a website that I found out was the source of this strange video and it has since become m...
Posted by Scotty on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 02:33:00 PST

Mustaches for Kids


Posted by Scotty on Sun, 18 Nov 2007 10:45:00 PST

Mediocre Super Heroes

So, last night I was watching Heroes and discussing super powers. Many people often ask what super power you would want, do you want to fly or be invisible. But here is the question I am asking:If y...
Posted by Scotty on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 11:15:00 PST

Favorite Movies of 2006

So, with April upon us and rain in the air, it seems the perfect time to think about the future.  So I am going to talk about last year.  I didn't spend as much time in the movie theatre as ...
Posted by Scotty on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 12:00:00 PST

TAG yo!

"The rules are: Once you have been tagged you can't be re-tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you chose 10 people to be tagged an...
Posted by Scotty on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 08:12:00 PST

Favorite Movies of 2005

Hello all. Its quite late but I wanted to put this out there anyway. I saw a lot of movies this year. Most of them were disappointing. It was kinda tough to put together my list. Most movies did not s...
Posted by Scotty on Mon, 20 Feb 2006 04:20:00 PST

RIP Arrested Development

Well, it is a very sad day for me.  About 30 minutes ago my friend Maurice texted me with this message- "Arrested Development got cancelled!  What is the world coming to?" The funniest show ...
Posted by Scotty on Sun, 13 Nov 2005 11:06:00 PST

Blow your Mind

Amazing, simply amazing!!!  Everyone alive should check out this webpage.  Let me know when your mind is blown!!! http://www.rense.com/general67/street.htm...
Posted by Scotty on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I got answers

This was a bulliten I just posted, but Ill put it here too. [1] when was the last time you went to the bathroom outside? Helo pad party. good times[2] when was the last time you saw one of your parent...
Posted by Scotty on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Funny Stuff, People

So do you like funny?  I know I do.  And sometimes odd things make me laugh.  Take the following website for example: www.emotioneric.com I don't know why this is so funny, but it is.&n...
Posted by Scotty on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST