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miss caulton

Miss Caulton

About Me

The Smears brand of raw, loud 'n' abrasive all-girl punk rock action has been kicking up a virtual shit storm throughout the Midlands of England since early 2001.First off, let's get one thing straight, we ain't talking no Riot Grrl angst or fabricated Ramones-gang dream a la the Donnas here. The Smears play it straight, hard and to the point in their own tenacious style. Based in Nottingham, their no apology attitude, girl-gang swagger and super sharp, sucker punch menace has earned them a reputation as one of the cities finest live acts. Drawing influence from the blues, punk AND rock and mixing it up into a melee of prime time Seattle tinged anger and hate, they've trod the boards with bands from all corners of the globe and given as good as they've got, if not more.Combining that timeless white boy (girl) blues holler on vocals with a furiously fuzzed up 'n' f****d guitar sound, thundering bass and primal punk drum pounding, the Smears will kick you in the teeth and rip your heart right outta your chest. Cynicism and comparison are rendered useless once the first chord is struck, the first skin beat.They exude a confidence that'll scare the s**t outta your average indie boy looking for his next guitar girl pin-up. They are the complete girl group package, thorns and all. Throw Patti Smith and the Shangri La's into a blender with the Northwest ferocity of Mudhoney and you're coming close to the kind of explosive mix that has left the so-called rock city reeling and bystanders begging for more.
MyGen Profile GeneratorPURCHASE THE DEBUT SINGLE FROM ORGAN RECORDS HERE BRING IT ON ! £3 INCLUDING FULL POSTAGE AND PACKAGING ! WOO HOO

My Interests

Music both playing and listening, Comedy, Paper mashay, www.badgerbadgerbadger.com. MC Hotwheels (please do a search in UTUBE) Performing arts - one day I will post my videos on here...

I'd like to meet:

I would love to meet Steven Tylers tongue. If I could meet Spinal Tap I would be one happy LADY. Then the usual hero's: Bill Hicks Gene Wilder Richard Prior Peter Cook David Bowie (Maybe if he wore those tight grey pants like he did in the Labyrynth)

Music:

Led Zepplin, System of a down, X Ray spex, postal service, Primal Scream, Fear Factory, Jackie Wilson,9 dart finish, Deadsouls, Courtney love, Janis Joplin, Distillers, Status Quo, Faith no more, Beastie boys, Prodigy, Busta Rhymes, Missy Elliott, Talking Heads, , foo fighters, Nirvana, Beck,Kula Shaker, !Beatles!, Guns and Roses,sleater kinney,Look look dancing boys, yes my ninja's, Rancid,Hayseed Dixie, S Xpress, Run DMC, Cypress Hill, RATM, Metallica, The Breeders, The Slits, Aretha Franklin, Jilted John.

Movies:

see no evil hear no evil, goonies, labybrinth,Flash gordon, Jason and the astronaughts anything with corey haim and corey feldman in, chopper.. its funny as hell, andything with gene wilder and richard pryor in I guess.

Television:

AT HOME WITH THE BRAITHWAITES, everybody hates chris,MY NAME IS EARL.I never really watch telly because I refuse to pay for a fucking TV license - What else am I going to have to pay for next? Flushing my bog?

Books:

poppy z Brite, Lydia Lunch, Joolz Denby.

Heroes:

FLEA CAULTON - MARR FOR BEING THE BEST BABY I EVER HAD RIP X X X Emma O'neill, Colette Hutton,Sir Thomus on Sundays,Marc Caulton (my bro),Turbo Sparky Caulton, Lillian Frances Forryan, Randall !!! My Mum and Dad - Rachelle, Lexie Jean bla bla bla bla bla blaDavid Bowie Jimi Page Bill Hicks bill hicks bill hicks lurrrvley

My Blog

BRING IT ON STILL AVAILABLE TO BUY FROM ALL GOOD STOCKISTS !


Posted by miss caulton on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 11:15:00 PST

Personalised Artwork Available

Fancy your own personal myspace design? Or maybe your a band that needs artwork for flyers/posters/merchandise (stickers, T Shirts).Or maybe you just have a photo you would like making into a card or ...
Posted by miss caulton on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 11:46:00 PST

Fooooke me take a look at what I found !!

Oh my check out my profile song - its something the smears knocked out many years ago !!Jesus !Ha ha ha splutter.MmmmmmWait until you hear the new shit !! oooooohhhhhh yeah babyWatch this space !!!...
Posted by miss caulton on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 11:34:00 PST

The Smears play Nottinghams summer party, 10,000 peeps expected ! *SOLD OUT*

The Smears will be playing this years Summer Party! With an expected crowd of over 10,000 and performances from bands such as Get Cape Wear Cape Fly, Just Jack and DJ Luck and MC Neat on Saturday 2nd ...
Posted by miss caulton on Tue, 29 May 2007 10:55:00 PST

Buy the Debut Single here using paypal

The Smears single is now available to purchase in all good record stores !!If you cant be bothered to go find a copy you can pay by paypal here !It costs only £3 including full postage and packaging !...
Posted by miss caulton on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 11:46:00 PST

The SMEARS (UK) - Change of release date for bring it on ORG RECORDS

Bring It On will now be released on April 16th. We have been busy busy organising merch and gig dates so this should fall nicely in place.Do not fear - you can pre order the release at www.organart.de...
Posted by miss caulton on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 03:24:00 PST

The Smears on Radio one !

http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio1/huwstephens/Thanks to Org Records Miss CX
Posted by miss caulton on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 11:09:00 PST

The Smears Drowned in Sound Interview

This weekend's frontpage feature on Drowned In Sound:- http://discover.drownedinsound.com/articles/1613089 Miss CX
Posted by miss caulton on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 11:05:00 PST

The Smears hit OZ !!

http://www.myspace.com/rorschachfailuretooWooo hooo !
Posted by miss caulton on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 08:14:00 PST

The SMEARS (UK) - release BRING IT ON with ORG-AN-ISED March 19th 07

day, February 03, 2007 it's Saturday, so it must be the day THE SMEARS hit Bradford .... Current mood: busy Category: Musicit's Saturday, so it must be the day THE SMEARS hit Bradford ....ORG RECORD...
Posted by miss caulton on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 06:49:00 PST