Where to begin? Here I am, thinking about what to write in this profile, when I could be outside, taking pictures, talking to people, dodging traffic, getting my jeans dirty, breaking a fingernail, having a drink, chasing the pigeons on Dam Square, writing lyrics for my band or myself, laughing my ass off, getting out of breath, reading books, learning spanish, changing the world, getting laid, feeding a stray cat, listening to music... God, I'm stupid sometimes!
I'd like to meet:
Well, not hundreds of worthless musicians, hoping to get somebody to like them, that's for sure. Stop trying, you fucking idiots! I DON'T LIKE YOUR BAND AND YOU SUCK! I'd like to meet stupid and ugly people, so that I can feel good about myself. So, if you're stupid or ugly (or maybe even both), please invite me.
Music:
Hell yeah! I sing (scream, that is) in an all female death metal band called Belle Gunness. We don't have a website just yet, but we will. Promise! In fact, our webdesigner is designing one as we speak. And we recorded a couple of songs recently, we're just waiting for the guy to mix it into something decent-sounding. So, you'll be hearing from us real soon.I used to play bass in Izegrim (doomy melodic death thrash, something like that) and Methylbenzeen (dutch punkmetal), but I sucked at it and I like singing and writing lyrics much better anyway.I could say a lot more about music, but it would only be confusing: My taste ranges from the maggot infested depths of grindcore to the exalted requiems of the great composers.
Movies:
Everything by Joel & Ethan Coen, Tim Burton, Kevin Smith and Baz Luhrmann. Well, and Priscilla, Queen of the Desert of course.
Television:
Right now I watch Dexter, House M.D., Criminal Minds and Desperate Housewives. And there's always Blackadder, Bottom, Absolutely Fabulous and Little Britain on dvd in case I get bored.
Books:
Yeah! Love those! All of them, really. Van Dale might well be my all time favourite, but there's also Shirley Jackson, Douglas Adams, Thomas Hardy (thank you, Robin!), Dylan Thomas, John Wyndham, Poppy Z. Brite, Karin Slaughter, J.K. Rowling, Oliver Sacks, Renate Dorrestein, Marcel Hulspas, Gerrit Komrij and everybody at Lonely Planet. And maybe two hundred thousand others.