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Joy McJackal

I am here for Friends

About Me

I'm an Southern Belle who:

Won't drink beer from a can

Smoke on the street (a bar is a different story...... still won't drink beer from a can though.)

Likes Neil Young and Alice Cooper (since I was three)

Thinks God has the head of a Jackal.

Is a stay at home mom.

Thinks bald men are SEXAH! (but ain't married to one. Go figure)

Owned her first Pink Floyd album at age 6.

Knows who Sid Barrett is.

Reads upside down to make a book last.

Can make a banana pudding from scratch.

Eats meat........ a lot.

Moved to the Netherlands and loves it.

Speaks Dutch with all the grace of a Triple Amputee Elephant

Knows how to make a Mint Julep

Knows how to Knit

If you request to be added...... and when I go look at your profile and all of your friends are chicks half your age rolling around in their thongs?? I'm not gonna add you.

Ik spreek ook Nederlands. Maar ik wil geen boodschappen van kleine jongetjes. Ik heb een man en een zoon dus....... twee kinderen is genoeg. Ik wil geen meer. Dag.

Anything else you wanna know?? Just ask!!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Arlo Guthrie........ first and foremost. Arlo ROCKS!!

Angie Aparo

Queen Beatrix. She's so damn cool.

Peter Paul & Mary

Melanie Safka

David Tennant

Jen & La

My Blog

Kijkes nou

I has a blog that I sometimes update. I made it purty yesterday in the hopes that I would actually DO something with it. HERE
Posted by on Wed, 01 Oct 2008 13:46:00 GMT

Gee, ya think?

Listen, I know I have organizational issues. That's the ADD plus 27 years of no medication, bad habits and a female parental unit that was more concerned with herself than her progeny. Oh and gues...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 14:11:00 GMT

Uhm yeah

    I should post more right?Pffffft whatever. Acutally, my blog is elsewhere.http://dutchjackalgirl.net/2stickssomestringandthe oddjackal/index.phpThat's where you'll find most of the a...
Posted by on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 00:31:00 GMT

It's a dangerous world out there. Even more so when I'm pissed.

*warning......... this entry sucks and it has a lot of profanity in it*This week has blown beyond all proportion. It's almost unbelivable. First off...... Tuesday morning our house was broken into. Wi...
Posted by on Sat, 17 Sep 2005 07:19:00 GMT

And I didn't even wake up with a hangover

Hahaha! Sheesh. At least I cleaned out those annoying remnants of bottles that were taking up room. I hate it when you have just enough for a drink or two left in a bottle and you forget to go get mor...
Posted by on Sat, 10 Sep 2005 07:16:00 GMT

Listen to me...... I know of what I speak.

We all know that I (according to Dude) "hold Angie Aparo in ..... high esteem." Bullshit. I think he is one of the most talented singer/songwriter/performer/wee bundle of bald musical goodness out the...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Sep 2005 08:33:00 GMT

I'm weird

I just realized that between Sister Hazel, Angie, Roger Waters and CSN(Y), I can sing my life. Fuck all, I'm a nutcase.
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT

This ain't no fucking dedication show......... so bite me.

"Best I'll Ever Be"I miss youI miss being overwhelmed by youAnd I need rescueI think I'm fading awayBut I keep thinking that you'll wake me up with a whisper in my earI keep hoping that you'll sneak i...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT

ppppppbth

And this bitch keeps screwing with my time stamps
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT

HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Have you ever been drunk enough that you love everyone? Right now I love every one. I love Angie and Mark and Butch for the music. I love Ali for the love. I love Usha......... for the Usha. I love my...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT