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Jolly Roger

JOLLY ROGER! SERIAL THRILLER!

About Me

BANDS FUCK OFF!!! BANDS FUCK OFF!!! BANDS FUCK OFF!!!

Graphic designer/ Illustrator/ Lover/ Stage slut/ Guitar player/ Drummer / Sexy mofo.

Note

Quit being a little bitch about every inconveniance in life...it's all part of the game! Live life to the absolute maximum!

Likes:
- Drinking.
- Being loud.
- Being abroad.
- Being loud, abroad with friends, whilst drinking.
- Playing drums, guitar or bass. In which I stink!
- Playing records, and forcing people to listen to my crap music.
- Creating designs for print or wear.
- Women...
- Driving to places with friends.
- Meeting new people.
- Sex.
- Polaroid photography
- KARAOKE.
Dislikes:
- Stupid people.
- Shit music.
- Hangovers.
- People who tend NOT to change the roll of toilet paper after they finished it.
ATTENTION BANDS!!!
Please STOP asking me to be a friend.
I can't be bothered checking your band out, and if I would like to be a 'friend', and thus promote your band, I myself will add you.
I will NOT be friends with silly emo-crap-bands!
Instead, support these cunts. They need the money for their drug habit!:

My Interests

Arts, Music (concerts, records, etc...), women with big fucked up earlobes (tubes 'n shit) and tattoos...That's basically it...

I'd like to meet:

My people...Very often.So, I'd like to meet a shitstack of cash, so I could fly anywhere I'd want to go. Barcelona, London, Vienna, whatever, wherever.

Music:

Death/Grind/Black/Pop/Rock/ Hip Hop/ Speed garage/ Easy listening/Soul/Jazz/Blues/Terrible Romantic classics/Techno/Hardcore/Gabber/Classic/Soundtracks/Crap music.
Bands 'n shit:
A/ha | Air | Anal blast | Anal Cunt | Andre Hazes | Angelcorpse | Arcturus | Art Garfunkel | Asphyx | Audio Bullies | Autopsy | Beach Boys | Beatles | Billy Preston | Biohazard | Burt Bacherach | Cannibal Corpse | Carcass | Centurian | Cephalic carnage | Christy Moore | Cryptopsy | Darkthrone | Death | Deicide | Deranged |David Allan Coe | Dissection | Eels | Elvis Costello | Elvis Presley| Emperor | Entombed | Faith no more | Fleshcrawl | God dethroned | Gorefest | Gorerotted | Herman van Veen | Hypnos | Illdisposed | Immolation | Incantation | Immortal | Iron maiden | Johnny Cash | Kaizers Orchestra | Kataklysm | Krabathor | Led Zeppelin | Macabre | Machine head | Madball | Madness | Madonna | Malevolent creation | Marvin Gaye | Merauder | Methylbenzeen | Monstrosity | Morbid Angel | Motorhead | Napalm death | NWA | Ozzy osbourne | Pantera | Pearl jam | Pestilence | Pizzicato Five | Pro pain | Public Enemy | Pungent stench | Rammstein | Queens of the Stone Age | Ramones | Revenant | Rolling Stones | Sade | Satyricon | Severe torture | Nina Simone | Slayer | Spinvis | Suffocation | the Streets | Tenacious D | Vader | Vomitory … and a shitload more…

- Drums
Yamaha Power V special
Paiste Sound formula cymbals

-Guitars
Epiphone Special SG
Crappy Marlboro Amp

Roadcrew.

Movies:

Le fabuleux destin de Amelie Poulain (great music aswell), C'est arivée pres de chez Vous (spelling? English title; Man bites dog.), C(l)ockwork Orange (hell fucking yeah)... Let me see... Ah, check out the Football factory ... And so on, and so forth. Ofcourse we all know Boondock Saints, Snatch, Trainspotting, Fear and Loathing in LV, one flew over the cuckoos nest (spelling?), Tommy the pinball wizzard, Cheesty Morgan FIlms, Ilsa films, etc.
Last but absolutely far from least... Allow yourself to check out all Bud Spencer & Terrance Hill films in GERMAN!
Especially this one:

Television:

TV is shit. Only thing I want to see is Discovery channel and news-crap.