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misterCARL

he has to come back.......

About Me

- my name is CARL. but of course, you knew that

- I like to make noise as part of DINNER MUSIC FOR HUNGRY CANNIBALS and GING INFERIOR

- i do tend to write bits and pieces down in misterCARL's RANDOM BLOG which is best best described is "the lazy mans blog" - JAMES SHARPE

- i work for the FIRST FLOOR CLUB where my job description swaps daily e.g "morale officer" "massage therapist" and "drunk horny girl pug defence unit"

- i make little films which you can find on my BRAND NEW and swanky YOUTUBE CHANNEL

Also when i get chance i like to take pictures which can be found on FLICKR

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

For some reason i really like this image....

And these guys make really fun films....

My Blog

experimental age of 1475

- that still makes me cringe.....- really? doesnt sound like them.......- hmm, shall have to have a song ready for that- can i do a decent impression of him? hopefully, depends on lung capacity- we ac...
Posted by misterCARL on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 04:17:00 PST

you sunshine losers

- yeah, life sucks. why advertise?- hmmm.....youve got a point there mike, i need my own little corner of hell- im never going to let anyone make me lose my cool like that ever again- blah, what a hor...
Posted by misterCARL on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 04:49:00 PST

brussells calling.......

- hmm....cant seem to find digimortal anywhere- y'know i really didnt give this much of a chance, shall do it on the walk home- how to be an internet phenom - coming soon- sleep pattern still set to v...
Posted by misterCARL on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 09:59:00 PST

........just like your dog

- thats only me dicking about and its one of the best pictures of me ever taken....- hmmm, whys that worked this time?- dont worry bout a thing dude, im just going to fetch my mask- bad guy eh? could ...
Posted by misterCARL on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 03:14:00 PST

if life if life if life if life if life if life if life

- righto, down to me then- well, if thats how you want to handle it, ill just shut up- mmmm.........art deco- so, how you gonna tie your shoelaces then?- mwah darling....oh shit i trod on your bag.......
Posted by misterCARL on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 04:13:00 PST

yay, hairy has saved the day!!!!

- y'know watching these back it gets clearer i did this for the doss.- dave matthews gets everywhere......- i suppose that answers the question of passion.- i dont know why i did that, i didnt mean to...
Posted by misterCARL on Tue, 08 May 2007 04:24:00 PST

what youve become, just as i have, are you and i so alike?

- im hungry, but not in the way you'd think- im happy with it, and not happy with it. i dunno, theres things i could fix, but i dont know how.- getting a computer that works really has helped me get t...
Posted by misterCARL on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 02:47:00 PST

alcaholic commits arson in own flat

- harumph!- you have been the highlight of my day sweetie- swimming tomorrow, oh yes oh yes oh yes- tomorrow could just be a stressfest, but at least theres alcahol- hmmm, maybe we could do just an in...
Posted by misterCARL on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 03:20:00 PST

bitch crumpled up in my hands

- wow, watching this back the third one was a complete let down- yeah, bump chests and leapfrog now, because here comes humiliation- is something on fire? or is it just an explosion- im waiting till t...
Posted by misterCARL on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 09:12:00 PST

if it stops the room from spinning......

- where's your coat? with my enthusiasm......- this must be cooked, its turned to charcoal all the way through- bread pete?- how come he seems to beat you exactly twice as many times as you've beat hi...
Posted by misterCARL on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 10:23:00 PST