In a nutshell...
I am Sam. I work for the government testing out weaponry and bio-mechanical suits of armour and earn more than Rowan Atkinson. I also have a bionic arm.
I dislike the general public and feed them false information whenever I can. Only when they learn to read all the helpful signs put up in shops for their benifit and stop pissing me off, will I let up.
I dont know what i want to be when i grow up.
I like vimto sweets too much.
I'm not impressed easily.
I do love watching clouds from above.
I wish I could write songs.
I love reading, but never do it.
I dont suffer fools.
I can be a good friend.
I can be an average friend.
I like taking photographs.
I need to get back into making films again.
I can be grumpy.
I giggle when I'm drunk.
I like going for meals.
I hate nightclubs.
I love scratching a persistant itch.
I love drinking apple juice from the carton.
I hate feeling ignored.
I like listening to music on the bus.
I like Queen.
I can be lazy.
I think sex cant replace hugs.
I am thankful for my close friends.
I adore chinese food.
I work better as a pair
One more thing, let me just remind you that all over the world there are hundreds and thousands of people...
My bands are more interesting than me so go there instead.
