This is my on my 60th b-day. I am a handsome fucker.

Me after Boflex. Eat your heart out Tony Little.

My dog rules. His name is Cooter too.

This is my neighbor poopy he likes to try and stick his fingers up my butt.

This is my son Billy. We keep him locked up in a cage most of the time.

These are my daughters Mildread and Maude. They are hot.

This is my youngest daughter Becca. Her milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

This is my dear old mommy after spending a evening down at the Boar's Nest. God I love her so.

These are some hot chicks in our church choir. They give me wood.

This is my brother Cletus. He suffers from Acute Erectile Dysfunction. He says there's nothing cute about it.

This is my daughter they call Trixie. It was taken right before she went to work.

I think I am related to this asshole somehow.

My friend Bob. He lives life large and he'll kick your ass.

Pork the other white meat.

This is my sister Milly. She still has that bad yeast infection.

This is my granddaughter Bessie. She breaks all the little boys hearts.

This is some guy who molested my pig.

This is my cousin Eddie. He suffers from Analseepatitus.

This is Eddies x-wife. It's no wonder his anus seeps.

This is my half brother Willy J. Hungshort. He has a vewry small pee pee and is damn proud of it!