Zachary Zombie the Internets most eligible corpseâ

About Me

I am walking death! I want to live in harmonry with the living. Personaly I can't stand the taste of flesh and brains! I would much rather have cheese burger and some garlic fries!

Myspace Layouts at Pimp-My-Profile.com / Hellgrave - Image Hosting

My Interests

Painting, sipping wine and eating fine cheeses. Demented tattooed half naked fucked in the head women!a

I'd like to meet:

Friends and a special down to earth woman. She can be dead or alive I don't discriminate against the living.

Music:

Chopin, Mozart, Liszt, Tchaikovsky, Debussy, Vivaldi...

Movies:

I love silent era porn!

Television:

Got one.

Books:

Anything Keats, Yeats, Herman Heese, Kurt Vonnegut, Thomas Wolfe, just to name a few.

Heroes:

Anyone who helps me get away from Red Neck Zombie Death Squads!

My Blog

Wolfgang Shmmtz"

He is on tour and coming to a town near you. He is a crude, crude man so do not let him in your house. He once puched a beagal, but he is a snazzy dresser! ZZ
Posted by Zachary Zombie the Internets most eligible corpse" on Wed, 21 May 2008 09:56:00 PST

Dousche Bag of the Day Awards!

..>..>..> ..> WeiNeRtH .. Date: Jun 4, 2007 7:39 PM. Flag as Spam or Report Abuse [ ? ] Date Sent: 6/4/2007 7:39:00 PMBody:dude your a querr" name=spamBody> Subject: No Subjec...
Posted by Zachary Zombie the Internets most eligible corpse" on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 08:11:00 PST

Sometimes it sucks being a zombie!

Let me tell you why it sucks to be me. The other day I was walking around the Ferry Building and as I passed this super hot lady, my stomach fell out! Tripping and falling is bad enough, but my ...
Posted by Zachary Zombie the Internets most eligible corpse" on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 02:48:00 PST