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Sarah B. DeMented

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Movies:

"Hey, hey! MPAA! How many movies did you censor today?"
Cecil B. DeMented (1997)
"We accept you, one of us, gooble gobble"
Freaks (1932)
"I've got a weird thing for girls that say 'aboot'!"
Chasing Amy (1997)
"Chinese! Japanese! Dirty knees! Look at these!"
The Devils Rejects (2005)
"Psychopaths kill for no reason, I kill for money. It's a job!"
Grosse Pointe Blank (1996)
"Suck my fat one, you cheap dimestore hood!"
Stand By Me (1987)
"Maybe I'll just sit here and bleed at you."
Brick (2006)
"I'm an English teacher, not fucking Tomb Raider!"

The Descent (2005)
"I like to dissect girls. Did you know I'm utterly insane?"
American Psycho (2000)
"Styrofoam cup!"
Freaked (1993)
"I am the future."
Class of 1984 (1982)
"You're going down. Chainsaw!"
Evil Dead II (1987)
"I won't let anyone come between us anymore."
Switchblade Romance (2003)
"And they say there's no such thing as a free lunch!"
Four Brothers (2005)
"Who died and made you fucking king of the zombies?!"
Shaun of the Dead (2004)
"She's a real carpenters dream; flat as a board and in need of a screw!"
Sleepaway Camp (1983)
"Everything I found out, I want to forget."
The Bourne Identity (2002)
"Everyone's entitled to one good scare."
Halloween (1978)
"I'd give my life to be dead."
Dellamorte Dellamore (1994)

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My Blog

Morbidly Obese Squirrels.

Morbidly obese squirrels making it absolutely impossible for me to continue my game of adventure golf at Center Parcs in November. Once they had the scent of giant donut in their nostrils, there was n...
Posted by Sarah B. DeMented on Sat, 01 Dec 2007 03:34:00 PST

I will miss.

I got to thinking about what life might be like when I move away from Bury but all I could think about was what I'd miss =( Come to think of it, things have changed so drastically over the last year, ...
Posted by Sarah B. DeMented on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 10:59:00 PST

My Pet Peeves - An Excuse To Rant.

1. Comment boxes. Why? Just, why? They are an unnecessary addition and slow down a person's profile leading to loss of patience and short temper on my part. 2. Vegetarians. Before you mercilessly atta...
Posted by Sarah B. DeMented on Sun, 20 May 2007 08:50:00 PST

The day I met my idol.

By chance, we happened to hear that Simon Pegg, Nick Frost and Edgar Wright were doing a signing in HMV Manchester today (Thanks Louise!) so we thought we'd mosey on down and meet them. We joined the ...
Posted by Sarah B. DeMented on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 12:00:00 PST