Men, fashion, smoking 60 fags a day, drinking wine and lots of it, going out with the girls, chatting with Deirdre, having secret, passionate affairs, keeping myself looking good and fit and of course my Vernon, he's gonna be famous one day you know!!
MEN and a nice decent wife for my Steve - I don't want him with that Michelle, I think he should just find someone exactly like me and then I will approve!
Here's me n Vern, we're having a hard time at the moment, but we'll pull through...
My Vernon, he's dead good on the drums you know. Slaughter, Whitesnake, Motley Crue, AC/DC, Cinderella, Madonna, Cher, Tina Turner, Whitney Houston and I like some of that modern dance music too, like Blackbox, Snap and Doctor Alban.
Pretty Woman, Basic Instinct, Fatal Attraction, Single White Female, 9 1/2 Weeks, Slither.
60 Minute Makeover, Brainteaser, This Morning, Loose Women, Jeremy Kyle, Trisha (she's dead wise you know), Jerry Springer, Ricki Lake, Judge Judy and Most Haunted.
Chat, Take A Break, Woman's Own, Bella - you know the kind I like, the ones with real stories in for real people, 'ey they're brilliant.
Trisha Goddard and Jeremy Kyle