[uniquely] operational

i avoid talking on the phone. i hate catching my reflection when im not expecting it. people say im better looking in person....some say i'm not. ive never roller bladed before. im not romantic. i write like a girl. im open minded. i never remember to say "god bless you" after someone sneezes. im always right when im mad. i wear sunglasses at night. im two steps ahead of everyone. i think traditional first dates are awkward. not a morning person...at all. i'm always stuffing my face. ill have a dr.pepper please. my mom still ties my tie for me. i forget my atm password constantly. i don't know how to play poker. i can't live without music. my cell is always dying. dead baby jokes are cool. i really hate glitter graphics and glitter comments. i make the best quesadillas. i don't drink coffee. i sometimes wonder who the hell actually eats mixed nuts. im passionate and hard working. i think mtv is for tools. i drink like a champ. i hate commercials. i laugh when other people laugh...even if they are laughing at me. i never won anything. i have zero tolerance immaturity. i used to have long hair. i do all my homework hours before its due. i look bad in black. tattoos, yes. i don't remember 2004. i like to be naked as much as possible. i get lonely. i have better times than you know. i can't sing. i fucking hate the cold. you pray to gods, i pray to Madonna. im wise beyond my years. i don't read enough. porn is great. you can always count on me to be late. when i think real hard to myself about something...my lips move and then i look creepy. i makes lists of everything. i believe its quality over quantity. morning sex is the best. you love me or you hate me. i dance in the shower. im an accomplished artist and painter. ill never remember to call you back. i went to catholic school. my drivers liscence picture sucks. i go to college to be an art teacher. the ocean scares me. i have a cat, she hates me unless i give her treats. the chase is more fun than the catch. i don't care what anyone says, absolutely fabulous is hysterical. i plan on traveling the world for a year. i don't cry. my mom is the best. james bond marathons on tbs rock. more sangria please. im allergic to everything. call me "cute" and ill punch you. accents turn me on. i swallow spaghetti whole when i eat it. im a compulsive teeth brusher. sometimes im so lazy i sit down to pee. i have sexy feet. ive broken 2 bones. i only sweat when im cold. i hog the bed. i don't believe in being politically correct. i always skip breakfast. awesome comments are an orgasm. i never have a clue if someone digs me or hits on me. i like to drive long distances. i don't know why i still shop at anf. i look like my mom but i have my dads eyes. i smack my gum when i chew it. i like to be outer spoon. i always accomplish my new years resolutions. i wish i had green eyes. i never make the first move. im a 2k for life. sometimes my life is so bizarre i think i should write a book. i prefer to drink from a mug rather than a glass. i hate grape flavored anything. im impatient. im right handed. im notorious for telling the same story over to the same person. i have a Google microchip in my brain. i still watch cartoons all the time. im the most high maintenance but down to earth person you know. i take friendship seriously. if you think im cool...then add me. ill never turn down a real friend. peace.