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having fun. enjoying life. music. making people laugh. movies. culture. talking. meeting new people. making new friends. asu. hiking. swimming. hanging out with j.diva. acting. going out. philosophy. starbucks. spending money. looking good.
Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen of course
and anyone who thinks they can handle me.
How about all the people I don't want to meet - that sounds easier right now.
If any of the following apply to you, it would probably be a waste of your time to send a friend request.
I do not want to meet you if:
1 1 1 You are a trashy girl with some sort of obsession with the Playboy bunny or have the bunny symbol everywhere on your page. I've only had bad luck with trashy bunny girls.
2 2 2 You have stupid glittery blinky marijuana leaves on your page. That's ghetto, I don't like it.
3 3 3 (and while I'm on the subject) your pictures feature you blowing billowing white smoke everywhere. That just reminds me of the slackers in high school who would ditch class and go smoke out in their cars. Most of them are now burnouts whose careers challenge them to ask customers if they want to biggie size their orders (please pull up to the second window...) NOT appealing at all. Save the smoke effects for a haunted house or something.
4 4 4 All you do is post whore train bulletins all day. Not that I'm totally against it, I just don't want 800 carbon copy bulletins every couple hours.
5 5 5 I go to your view more pics section and every caption says something like, "this one is terrible" or "God I look fat" or "I am sooooo ugly." A) Be confident in the way you look. B) If the pictures are really that ugly, don't fucking post them. C) If you're clearly gorgeous and caption all your pictures as "fat" and "ugly" it's a clear cry for compliments and you won't get them from me.
6 6 6 You don't have any pictures posted. It's 2007, if you don't have a digital camera, webcam, photo scanner, or cameraphone...you probably have a friend who does. Take some damn pictures.
7 7 7 You only have pics of celebrities posted. It's MySpace, not KeanuSpace, not AngelinaSpace. Posting pictures of celebrities and none of yourself is usually a dead giveaway of two things...neither of which i'll mention here.
8 8 8 Your profile is set to private because you changed your age to 14. If I can't access your profile, how am I gonna read about you? If I can't read about you, how would I know if I want to be your friend? If your profile is private and you wanna be friends, your best bet is to email me with something better than "hey what up?" and tell me a little about yourself.
9 9 9 You really are 14. I'm not a child molester. And I don't need friends that young. It's weird.
10 10 10 You want me to do some porn or one of your nasty fetish videos. I don't care if you think i've "got the right stuff" or, "the perfect face" or, "the attitude you're looking for." I don't solicit myself, and I don't make movies to entertain pedophile nymphos.
11 11 11 eVeRyThiNg In YoUr pROfiLe Is tYpED LikE ThIs. iT’s LiKe A fUckInG CodE aNd I DoN’t hAvE TimE tO BreAK CoDes. PeOplE TyPed LikE thIs In 1992…MoVe On.
12 12 12 Your profile is filled with words like, “lyke†“hawt†“gawd†“playah†“gurl†“boi†“sexxi.†For you, I suggest dictionary.com.
13 13 13 if you don't have an open mind. I am really not interested in meeting closed minded or ignorant people.
Contact, Crash, The Sum of All Fears, Lost In Translation, Spy Game, Ladder 49, A.I., Enemy of the State, A Walk to Remember (yeah I admit it), Zoolander, Anchorman, War of the Worlds, Independence Day, Fight Club, Life as a House, Hotel Rwanda, The Recruit, Swordfish, Finding Neverland, Pirates of the Caribbean, Finding Nemo, Phantom of the Opera, Minority Report
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The Harry Potter series.
Mom and Dad.