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Sad Ken

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Hi there, my name's Ken Barlow, but you can call me Kinky Ken. You may think of me as that mild-mannered wimp from Wetherfield, but I am a LURRV MACHINE! No, I am a SEX GOD! Enter the darker side of the Kinky Kenster at your peril!

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My Interests

The ladies
Fine wines
Fine cuisine
Fine Art
Good Music
Classic Films
Large Breasts

I'd like to meet:

Any lovely ladies. Preferably with large breasts!

Ode to a Barry Tart

I luvs u more than a Sunday dinner,
I luvs u more than a ten to one winner.

I luvs u more than a pint of Bow,
I luvs u more than a smoke of blow.

I luvs u more than a jacks and coke,
I luvs u more than Hollyoaks.

I luvs u more than fish and chips,
I luvs u more than Oxo crisps.

I luvs u more than a vindaloo,
I luvs u more than a morning poo.

I luvs u more than a Castle slate,
But I luvs u most cos you’re my mate.

Sad Ken X


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My Blog

My Day...

Today, I popped down to 'Mr Patel's Used Cars'. Got a great part exchange deal on Deirdre for a low mileage Volvo!...
Posted by Sad Ken on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 07:45:00 PST

My Day...

Today, I've mostly been watching porn!  ...
Posted by Sad Ken on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 04:45:00 PST

Ken's A to Z of Deviant Sex (Wife-Swapping)

W is for...  Wife-Swapping!   The consentual practise of exchanging wives among married couples for private or group sex. Since women's lib, this term has given way to the less sexist expres...
Posted by Sad Ken on Sun, 23 Jul 2006 01:36:00 PST

Ken's A to Z of Deviant Sex (Voyeurism)

V is for... Voyeurism   A paraphilia in which an individual, more often a male, derives sexual pleasure from secretly observing people in the nude, undressing, or in the engaged in sexual activit...
Posted by Sad Ken on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 03:37:00 PST

Ken's A to Z of Deviant Sex (Urophilia)

U is for... Urophilia   Paraphilic condition in which a person dervies sexual pleasure from urine and urination, it's odour, sight and taste, the sound of urinating on or in the mouth of a partne...
Posted by Sad Ken on Mon, 03 Jul 2006 06:32:00 PST

Ken's A to Z of Deviant Sex (Transvestitism)

T is for... Transvestitism   This is the act of wearing clothing commonly associated with another gender within a particular society.     I've heard it said, that being in touch with yo...
Posted by Sad Ken on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 08:31:00 PST

Ken's A to Z of Deviant Sex (Somnophilia)

S is for... Somnophilia   This is a paraphilia in which sexual arousal and/or orgasm are stimulated by intruding on and awakening a sleeping stranger with erotic caresses. Somnophilia may also re...
Posted by Sad Ken on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 08:20:00 PST

Ken's A to Z of Deviant Sex (Role Playing)

R is for... Role Playing!   Role-play is where partners take parts in a drama to provide sexual gratification; this might include teacher and pupil or employer and maid!     Schmeical ...
Posted by Sad Ken on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 08:06:00 PST

Ken's A to Z of Deviant Sex (Quizophilia)

Q is for... Quizophilia*A paraphilia where a person is sexually aroused by t.v. gameshow hosts!Rita is just a sucker for Des's mild mannered charms! I love a good go at Carol's conundrum! Ri...
Posted by Sad Ken on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 05:50:00 PST

Ken's A to Z of Deviant Sex! (Puppetophilia)

P is for... Puppetophilia   The use of life-like or life-size dolls for masturbation     'I'm in the mood for love...' but my asthma's playing me up! Good job I found that bicycle pump...
Posted by Sad Ken on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 08:23:00 PST