rhyming, swearing, conga, guitar, slapping my ass to music (any tempo), Indian food, getting fit as fuck, smoking occasionally, ranting about President Fuckhead, being a powerful, good, sexed-up, loving human being, & giving my Evil Grandma Betty a heart attack.
Rube Glauber!
Critical Brass, The Roots, Jungle Brothers, Cachao, Tribe Called Quest, De La Soul, Busta Rhymes, Aesop Rock, Tom Waits, Nas, Zap Mama, Mos Def, Talib Kweli, Big Pun, Jurassic Five, Eminem, Paul Simon, Carly Simon, Linda Ronstadt, Joplin, Beethoven
Amelie, Wild at Heart, Down by Law, The Straight Story, Betty Blue, Conan the Barbarian, Rocco's Reverse Gangbang, Leolo, Bottle Rocket, Ghost Dog, Dr. Strangelove, Crumb, Sherman's March, Blue Velvet, Eraserhead, Mystery Train, Half-Baked
The Ministry Of Unknown Science, Spit by Spit, That Ethnic Maid, Blammo The Talking Gun, Emeril's Shiny Hole, The Dad Cummed On Me Show, Lightning Never Strikes Blacks, Squeaky the Squirting Squaw, anything w/Andy Rooney besides 60 Minutes, Mr. Show
The Gift (Hafiz!), Steps (Kosinski), Vonnegut, Flannery O'Connor, The Onion Books, Story of the Eye, Tao Te Ching, Nietzsche, Jung, Most Pornography, Harry Potter, Salinger, Rilke, Haiku, Wallace Stevens, Derek Walcott
My Mom & Brother, My Dad (but only his early work), Jim Jarmusch, David Lynch, Hafiz, Monty Python, Eddie Izzard, Ali G, Jack Black & Kyle Gass, Eddie Murphy, Paul Simon, Jimmy Carter (as an ex-president), Robert Smigel, Will Ferrell, Mike Myers, Tracy Morgan, Peter Falk, Nietzsche, Jung, Rilke, My high school English teachers Mr. Borlo, Miss O'Connell, & Dr. Garrick, George Carlin, Stanley Kubrick, Robert Crumb, Basho, Issa