On hot summer days i like to cover myself with a variety of fluids and squirm around on cement making sounds like a pain struck hippopotamus
AND - i like to expose myself to donkeys, throw potato sacks full of kittens into the ocean, and break bottles with my ASS. Oh, and have sex with clowns; female clowns.
I would like to meet other dyslexic or synesthetic freakazoids or just someone whois interested in 'inappropriate' rowdy behavior.
Basically, i've got a serious clown fetish issue. If yur messaging me, please be my sexy dream clown woman.
...Oh and if any girls out there would like to fuck dead sheep with me, i know a guy who knows a guy that has a farm and his sheep are always getting parasites and stuff and they die a lot and i could hook you up. cool?
googly moogly bitches!
there's nothing i hate more
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fuck you. i can't read.
Paul Ruebens, Harmony Korine, David Wain, Spumco, Paddy Chayefsky .., and the RZA - Bobby D