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Lord Benus of the Klondike

impressionistic dick tip artist

About Me

This is my new wife. Much better than my old wife.
TESSA VICTORIA RICHARDSON-KURTZ
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i'm loosing my youth; i can feel it. i have much less tolerance for predictable behavior these days.
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I am really dyslexic. and i have this condition called synesthesia, where letters and numbers and pretty much all cognitive thot is associated with colors in some way. -- i think its cool even tho they call it a disability.

uhm, i laugh a lot when nobody else does and sing uh 'observational' songs a lot in public and scream a lot in solitude and i'm always investigating new and different sounds to be made with my mouth AND feet.

Oh.. and i'm a sex maniac - i like to fuck dead sheep. Call me crazy, it feels good!!

My Interests

On hot summer days i like to cover myself with a variety of fluids and squirm around on cement making sounds like a pain struck hippopotamus

AND - i like to expose myself to donkeys, throw potato sacks full of kittens into the ocean, and break bottles with my ASS. Oh, and have sex with clowns; female clowns.

I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet other dyslexic or synesthetic freakazoids or just someone whois interested in 'inappropriate' rowdy behavior.

Basically, i've got a serious clown fetish issue. If yur messaging me, please be my sexy dream clown woman.

...Oh and if any girls out there would like to fuck dead sheep with me, i know a guy who knows a guy that has a farm and his sheep are always getting parasites and stuff and they die a lot and i could hook you up. cool?

googly moogly bitches!

Television:

there's nothing i hate more

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its important not to forget what its like to vomet.

Books:

fuck you. i can't read.

Heroes:

Paul Ruebens, Harmony Korine, David Wain, Spumco, Paddy Chayefsky .., and the RZA - Bobby D

My Blog

VIDEOS - Beef Baloney Time

here are some older beef baloney videos sucka let me bounce! killah bees whoa fuck...
Posted by Lord Benus of the Klondike on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 02:36:00 PST

more Beef Baloney pictures -- look in here...

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Posted by Lord Benus of the Klondike on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST